Review Time:

Lilpumpkin2000 - I did. My apologies to everyone who was confused. Took me ages to fix.

DestructionDragon360 - Aye, each chapter builds on the last. Sorry, no more Ashe torture X)

Mike AZ 2- It does...in the game. The game skips over the month when it happens, but it's too perfect for me to ignore in the same way. In fact, what will happen will probably be the biggest curveball I give SS.

Alois - Perhaps you should switch back to an axe. Using gauntlets does not mean you should shout all the names of the punches you make - "Jeralt Punch", "Byleth Smash", "Seiros Onerounder", especially when I hardly see a difference. Or rather, I'd prefer if Caspar not get ideas.

Anna - Getting access to that special seal was surprising, but I recommend you start playing the Trickster part and fight more. I'd rather not have to sniff around your supply network. No, you are not "too cute" to take any damage. I've had Dorothea, Manuela, and Hilda all try that excuse.

Annette - Face it, the only individual that hasn't grown either is Edelgard herself. So stop calling Fleche short-related insults when you aren't exactly Raphael size either. Face it. The Short Club is finished. Fine. Height-Challenged Club.

Ashe - We will not keep rats as pets! Don't you think it's a little tasteless to name them Lonato II and Christophe II even if you feed them cheese and teach them tricks?

Bernadetta - You offered to read your latest novel to entertain the army, do not back out now just because you've seen the crowd. Some of these people can hardly read to begin with.

Byleth - I have something to ask of you. Now that you know of my origin and Flayn's….and that you've disclosed your own secret….could you tell me…..what she was like? ….Snarky? Shorter than Flayn? Barefoot? I must admit, I was not expecting these descriptors. Oh….you didn't have to hug me, but….thank you.

Caspar - Good lord man, shorten these attack names or change them to make more sense. "Super Mega Volley Hell Supreme Full Power Death Punch" should not be over in three seconds when you make the name that long.

Catherine - You will join the rest of us in disposing of these warped dogs. I told you not to let them eat beast flesh and they became feral. No, we will not launch the corpses from our catapults at Empire forces. That's just demented.

Cyril - I understand you think offering herbs in the vein of Lady Rhea will relax all of us but there is a clear difference between herbs and psychogenic mushrooms. I'd suggest you make sure no one is freaking out.

Dorothea - It's nice to see that time confined to the medical bed has made you think more positively about Ferdinand, as he made sure to bring you flowers with every visit. It is not as nice to make him get you things and ring a small bell to command h-stop ringing it!

Felix - Ashe beat you both fair and square. Stop sulking. It was obvious neither of you wanted to marry Ingrid. Go busy yourself with some project…no, we will not use a giant net to capture Dimitri!

Ferdinand - We need you for combat. Do not go miles out of your way to please Dorothea, you are surprisingly easy to manipulate.

Flayn - Byleth is your professor and friend. Addressing her as "Grandmother Sister" is overdoing it. We are trying NOT to explain this to people.

Fleche - Be grateful Byleth does not see you as a threat, no matter how many times you challenge her to avenge your brother's honor. Your power is so small she does not even arm herself when you rush at her with a knife. Now I suggest you do some chores.

Hanneman - You say you're going to help Lysithea with her condition? Good, but I object to calling it "Crestitis". It sounds like a brand of toothpaste, for some reason.

Hilda - Marianne is in danger, and you have been chosen to lead the group to help her. Get packing. No, you do not need 45 bottles of lotion, 10 hairbrushes, and all these make-up mirrors. "It's for Marianne" Will you go already?

Ignatz - Glad to have you back on our side. I'm terribly sorry Raphael blitzed the enemy line, stuffed you into a sack, and dragged you back to the monastery. You can recover from the dizziness and vomiting in the comfort of your old room, not a cell.

Ingrid - Congratulations on your….nuptials? I suppose Ashe at least shares your virtues and ideals…no, Byleth will not write a note excusing you from your father. It does not work like that. No, she cannot give you away in his stead. No, we will not repeat the "Alois adopts everyone" fiasco.

Kronya - I think you're taking the pet role too seriously. Just because Byleth doesn't say anything, you don't lick her feet at the end of battle, even if she doesn't stop you. You also do not bark at people that get too close to her.

Judith - Rather surprising to have to circumvent the Alliance to join our side. But if you insist you'll take care of Claude in the next battle, I believe you. Why are you doing this? I hope you have a better answer than boredom. Boredom is what causes this army to be at their worst.

Ladislavia - The vigor in which you declare you will not betray Edelgard vanishes VERY quickly when you cry and scream at all the rats in your cell. Either work with us, prisoner, or you'll have a lot more furry visitors. Kronya has learned how to breed them. They devour our garbage.

Leonie - You-you're not supposed to pay your village debt NOW when we were finally in the green! Don't you dare! You can't calculate our own funds correctly but you can cite the amount you still owe in interest down to the last decimal?

Linhardt - No, if you think that beast was related to me, that's ridiculous. Even more ridiculous is wondering if Flayn and I had some kind of form like Lady Rhea. You and your dumb theories….

Lorenz - We're pleased to finally have you back. Yes I am surprised by your longer locks, but you're simply deluding yourself if you think the entire monastery has fallen for you. I seriously cannot believe you're teasing the IDEA of seducing Claude to take his spot as Alliance Leader.

Lysithea - Enough. You will not skip dining hall and bathroom lines because of "my disability". You can fight just fine and Hanneman - the man who knows the most about Crests - has declared he will reverse your condition. Why don't you help our soldiers that are ACTUALLY blind/deaf/etc.? "I'm just a kid…" you cannot commit to a role, can you?

Manuela - Cease this new nickname of "Sety". We're not there yet and even if we were, it just does not suit me. For some reason, it sounds like I should be conjuring up wind.

Marianne - It seems your beast conditions were linked to your crest, but at least we disposed of all the monsters that were threatening you. We still value you no matter what it will do. You are our ally. Now, would you mind stopping your humping of Hilda's leg? Her not minding does not matter, please try to compose yourself.

Mercedes - No, I do not see a floating ice cube and monkeys with pig noses. Go to the medical ward immediately.

Petra - Please do not be inspired by Felix's large net, even if you say it can "capture 50 Dimitris".

Randolph - Now I understand why you're the uncle and Caspar is the nephew. You have my sympathies.

Raphael - I commend you for saving Ignatz. However, the dining hall union is still active, and some still have nightmares from your past indulgence. They will not lift the ban despite your heroism. No, this is not a dare to outdo yourself and capture someone else!

Shamir - I am disturbed you even "know a guy" that can give us feral rats to torment Ladislavia with. She will comply just fine. This army will not mess around with animals anymore!

Sylvain - Clever, you'd knew Ashe would step up to defend his honor and Ingrid's admiration. Why don't you be honest and say who you'd like to be with, yourself? …Felix?

To be continued...

Time I give some love to the other side of the shipping ground. Anyways, next chapter will REALLY surprise y'all.