Summary: Weiss can't make it anymore obvious. She had dropped so many hints on who her crush could possibly be. It's a shame her crush is a dense cabbage.

[Hint #1]

"Hey Yang, do you know what's so awesome about Weiss?"

"What, Ruby?"

"She texts back so fast! Every time I shoot her a text message, she replies back within like three seconds! That's the fastest anyone had ever texted back to me."

"Huh, that's funny."

"What?"

"I asked her a question two days ago but she never replied back. Wait, hold on. Go text her something right now."

"Okay."

"Did she reply back?"

"Yep! See!"

"Okay, let me text her."

"Did she text you back, Yang?"

"No."

"How about now?"

"No."

"Now?"

"No."

[Hint #2]

"Hey Ruby."

"What's up, Yang?"

"Wanna hang out this weekend?"

"Sorry I can't! I'm hanging out with Weiss!"

[Hint #3]

"You free to hang out this weekend?"

"Sorry Yang! Weiss and I are going to the movies. Maybe next time."

[Hint #4]

"So… this weekend…"

"Arrgh, sorry Yang! Weiss made a reservation for this really fancy restaurant. I heard the food is to die for, and she wants me to go with her."

"Of course she does…"

[Hint #5]

"Are you going out with Weiss… Again?"

"Yep. Going to an amusement park."

"Gee you might as well date her at this point."

"That's silly, Yang. We're just friends."

[Hint #6]

"Weiss, Yang told me you have a crush on someone."

"W-What? Well... I-I um..."

"So you do have a crush on someone! Who is it?"

"Not telling you, Ruby."

"Aww come on!"

"No."

"Pleaaase?"

"No."

"Okay, fine. Boy or girl?"

"Girl."

[Hint #7]

"Does she have long hair or short hair?"

"Short."

[Hint #8]

"Is it Nora?"

"No."

[Hint #9]

"You think me and your crush would get along?"

"Yes, you guys are identical in many ways."

"Sweet!"

[Hint #10]

"Is she tall or short?"

"She's taller than me."

"Weiss, that doesn't help. Everyone is taller than you…"

"H-Hey!"

[Hint #11]

"What is she like?"

"Well… She has a bubbly personality. She has trouble picking up social cues. She's socially awkward, but once her switch flips, she'll talk to no end. She can be annoying at times, but I always find myself drawn to her. She's selfless, honest, protective, cute, and ugh, I don't know. She's so many things that words cannot describe."

"She sounds really awesome! I wish someone would look at me like that. She must be sooo luck— Weiss? Hey Weiss! Why are you leaving?"

[Hint #12]

"Is it Penny?"

"No."

[Hint #13]

"Does she like sweets?"

"She has a sweet tooth."

"Oh neat! Just like me!"

"What a coincidence…"

[Hint #14]

"Sooo Ruby… I'm guessing you're hanging out with Weiss this weekend?"

"How did you know?!"

"Uhh… It's not that hard to guess? How about next week?"

"Ah, no can do Yang. I'm booked with Weiss that weekend too."

"Goddamnit!"

[Hint #15]

"Hey Weiss, how does she like her coffee?"

"Cream and five sugars."

"Me too!"

"Ugh."

[Hint #16]

"I know who your crush is!"

"Do you…?"

"It's Emerald! W-Wait — Weiss! Why are you leaving? Come back!"

[Hint #16.1]

"So it's not Emerald?"

"It's not Emerald."

[Hint #17]

"You need to give me better clues. What does she excel in?"

"Stupidity."

"That's not nice, Weiss. What if she heard you?"

"I'm certain that she did. I mean, look around us."

"But there's no one around us?"

"Yeah."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah."

"Weiss, I don't get it."

"Ugggh."

[Hint #18]

"What team is she on?"

"RWBY."

"Huh?"

"RWBY."

"Hm?"

"RWBY."

"What."

"RWBY!"

"I'm listening, Weiss! Yeesh. No need to shout."

"Uggh. Nevermind…"

[Hint #19]

"Is she your best friend?"

"Yes, she is."

"Aw, I thought I was your best friend."

"You are."

"Finally! You finally admitted it! We're going to be best friends forever."

"Um… You're not going to make a connection?"

"Connect what?"

"Nevermind…"

[Hint #20]

"Yang? Have you seen my cape?"

"Weiss has it."

[Hint #21]

"Yang? Have you seen my socks?"

"Weiss has them."

[Hint #22]

"Where's my shirt?"

"Ask Weiss."

[Hint #23]

"Ruby, do you like my shirt?"

"Absolutely! It looks exactly like the one I have. Oooh I like those socks too! You look good, Weiss!"

[Hint #24]

"I think our washing machine keeps eating my clothes! I can't find my underwear!"

"Ask Weiss."

[Hint #25]

"Weiss, I'm running out of clothes. Can I borrow yours?"

"Sure, just go into my drawer."

"Thanks — Wow! All of my clothes that went missing are in here! Weird, why would they be here?"

"Hmm I'm not sure. I wonder who the thief might be."

"It's Yang isn't it? She has been putting all my clothes inside your drawer. Ugh, I can't believe her! Hey Weiss, do you — Weiss? Weiss! Where did you go?"

[Hint #26]

"Okay, give me another clue. What's the first letter of her name?"

"R."

[Hint #27]

"I knew it! It's Reese! Ugh, the clues were all there! W-Weiss?! Why do you keep leaving? W-Wait up! Don't leave me!"

[Hint #27.1]

"Sooooo… It's not Reese…"

"No Ruby. It's not Reese."

[Hint #28]

"Yang! I still can't find my cape."

"Ask Weiss."

[Hint #29]

"Who should I take to the dance?"

"Ask Weiss."

[Hint #30]

"What do you like about your crush?"

"She's oblivious."

"Ooof… That sucks."

"Tell me about it…"

[Hint #31]

"Yang, were you taking my clothes and shoving them into Weiss' drawer?"

"What? No. Why would I?"

"I don't know… I found all my missing clothes in there."

"Maybe Weiss took them?"

"That's what the thief wants you to think! Weiss would never steal my clothes."

"Right..."

[Hint #32]

"Weiss, does she like dogs?"

"She has a dog."

"Hmmmm..."

"Really, Ruby? No one comes to mind?"

"Not really…"

"Oh come on."

[Hint #33]

"Yang? Have you seen my bra?"

"Ask Weiss."

[Hint #34]

"Yang, want to hang out this weekend?"

"No, ask Weiss."

[Hint #35]

"Ruby, I like your pants."

"Oh thanks, Weiss! It was on sale. I got them for 50% off.

"I'd like them 100% off."

"Dude, me too! But the store couldn't give things away for free. That would be so silly. Things can't — Weiss? Why are you hitting yourself? Are you okay?"

[Hint #36]

"Yang? Have you seen my pants?"

"Check Weiss' bed."

"Why would it be — oh! It was in Weiss' bed. Thanks!"

"Seriously Ruby?"

"What?"

"Nothing."

[Hint #37]

"Blake, do you know who Weiss likes?"

"Yep."

"Really? I can't figure it out."

"I'll tell you what Ruby. Go sit in front of the mirror and stare at it."

"Okay!"

[Hint #37.1]

"Blake! I don't get why I'm sitting in front of the mirror!"

"Just keep staring."

[Hint #37.2]

"Blake!"

"Keep staring, Ruby."

[Hint #37.3]

"What am I supposed to be looking at?!"

"You'll figure it out soon!"

[Hint #37.4]

"Blake?!"

"Just trust me!"

[Hint #38]

"It's Arslan isn't it?

"What?"

"Your crush. It's Arslan."

"Ruby, Arslan doesn't start with an R."

"Oh."

"You thought it did, didn't you?"

"Maybe…"

"Of course you did…"

"So it isn't —"

"It's not Arslan."

[Hint #39]

"Arggh! I'm so stumped. This is too hard. I don't know who you like, Weiss."

"Really? No one else comes to mind?"

"No one."

"No one?"

"No one."

"Ruby, it begins with an R."

"I know! You told me before, and I still got nothing. Can you give me another hint?"

"Very well, I'll give you your last clue. If you still can't figure it out then I honestly don't know what to tell you…"

"Okay, I'm ready."

"You sure?"

"Yep! I'm totally — "

Weiss leaned forward and kissed her softly on the lips.

"W-W-Weiss!"

"Now, can you take a wild guess who my crush might be?"

"I-I — Uhh… Well… I um — Hehe… C-Can I get the hint again?"

"Of course."