"Nobody asked me to Prom, Carmilla."
Kylie looked defeated when the Swan-Mills and Hollstein clan were together and sitting around a large dining table.
Carmilla was very confused by what Kylie had said because she couldn't imagine anybody not asking Kylie out to prom.
"It's because I'm a Swan-Mills, I know it is. I'm an outcast because my Mama's The Savior and my Mom was The Evil Queen. I'm also a Charming to boot. Just because I'm different, they don't like me.
Next time a Curse comes around, we'll see if I even try to save their sorry asses."
Regina said, "Now Kylie, you have to know that your uniqueness makes you a stronger person. You are special and despite being a "product" of True Love, you're a beautiful human being. I know that right now, you think harshly about them, but you won't.
Emma and I know exactly what it's like to be shunned by our own peers and those we thought were family."
"But you two are royalty! I'm just… Kylie Swan-Mills, a Princess in title only."
Emma slammed her fist down, "Like hell you're just a title! You're my kid and if I have to, I'll talk to the school about this."
"Grandma Snow has been trying to help me find a partner, but nobody wants to. She even threatened to take someone's head off after she heard them make a horrible comment about me."
"I never thought I would hear Snow ever say that, but she does fight for what's right."
"Can I please go to a public school?"
"It's not safe there, Kylie."
"But Mama, Aunty Carmilla and Aunty Laura went to a public school!"
"Well Kylie, that's not what a public school is like. Plus, the world was ending, like usual, there. I thought that Carmilla was going to eat me or drink from me like I was a Human CapriSun."
Carmilla rolled her eyes, "A CapriSun? I have no idea what that is, but I'm sure that it's childish."
She narrowed her eyes for a second, "Are you hiding Creampuffs in your shirt?!"
"I would never do such a thing, it's rude!"
Laura said this as she was putting a Creampuff in her mouth from inside her shirt.
"What do you think a bra was invented for anyways, Carmilla? It's a Snack Hider, duh."
Kylie burst out laughing, "Why is Aunty L so obsessed with Creampuffs?"
"They're addictive and it's Carmilla's fault!"
"Why is it my fault?!"
"You took me to a French Bakery for one of our dates and had them make me a special Creampuff. Kylie, you should've seen how beautiful it was! It was HUGE too! It was so big that I thought it was another human being!"
"The bigger, the better."
"So Kylie, if you don't have someone to bring to Prom with you, who do you want to come?"
"Carmilla."
"What Why can't I be chosen?! I thought I was your favorite Aunt."
"Sorry Aunty L, but Aunty C gets me more than you do. Plus, she has a lot of cool leather stuff!"
"Who said you can borrow anything of mine?"
"Please Aunty C?"
"Ask your parents."
"But…"
"They have to approve of the outfit before we send you out to your school. The last thing I need is for them to break down my apartment door, AGAIN."
"They broke it down?"
"That is so not what happened, Carmilla!"
"Yeah it was, Mama Bear!"
"I'll rearrange your face, Brat."
"Bring it!"
Kylie knew that they were just bantering and it was what made every woman at the table her family.
Laura looked at Kylie and said, "Her eyes are like mood rings."
"What?"
"They change colors depending on your mood. Dammit, I wish I had magical powers or was special like all of you. I have my Creampuffs and Tardis Coffee Mug. How am I special?"
"You're special because you're mine and also the person that saved me. Nobody is more precious to me than you are, Laura."
"Barf."
