Class 1-A
Izzy M- Izuku Midoriya
Bomberman - Katsuki Bakugo
Sonic - Tenya Iida
Ninja Mina - Mina Ashido
Bass Bitch - Kyoka Jiro
Froppy - Tsuyu Asui
Tentacle Hentai - Mezo Shoji
Thermostat - Shoto Todoroki
Discount Sue Storm - Toru Hagakure
Wayne - Hanta Sero
Garth - Denki Kaminari
Knuckles - Eijiro Kirishima
French Fry - Yuga Aoyama
Tails - Mashirao Ojiro
Deus Ex Machina - Momo Yaoyorozu
Anti-Grav - Ochaco Uraraka
Ultra Furry - Koji Koda
Sugar Daddy - Rikido Sato
Tsukuyomi - Fumikage Tokoyami
Purple Haze - Hitoshi Shinso
Class 1-B
Battle Fist - Itsuka Kendo
Reptar - Setsuna Tokage
Poison Ivy - Ibara Shiozaki
My Little Pony - Pony Tsunotori
Literal Iron Man - Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu
Geezer Pleaser - Nieto Monoma
Big Three
Swole Vault Boy - Mirio Togata
CutieDevil - Nejire Hado
Support
MeiDay Parade - Mei Hatsume
5:00 pm on a Saturday
THE MITTENS OF DISAPPROVAL
Garth: Anyone notice anything...weird...about Midoriya?
Thermostat: I've been wondering about that also.
Bass Bitch: He ate like three pounds of shrooms so he's a bit out of it.
Izzy M: Everything looks like a fucking cartoon right now.
Garth: Are you serious?
Izzy M: I have always dreamed of getting this high. Thank you Jesus-God.
Poison Ivy: Jesus-God?
Deus Ex Machina: Midoriya is a...Interesting guy.
Izzy M: Also, thank you Doughboy.
Reptar: Doughboy? Like the Pillsbury Doughboy?
Ninja Mina: Midoriya is the leader of a cult that worships the Pillsbury Doughboy.
Poison Ivy: I don't think God will like you worshiping a false entity.
Izzy M: First: I'm not the leader, my dad is. I'm just the Mega Pope. Second: It's something my dad did to get out of jury duty.
Reptar: Can anyone join?
Izzy M: The Doughboy accepts you into his service.
Literal Iron Man: This is by far the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I'm in.
My Little Pony: This won't be like that town my uncle lives in? Cause it's a purely catholics only town.
Garth: They have those in America?
My Little Pony: It's in Florida. One of my uncle's neighbors built a 60 foot replica of the Tower of Babel in his front lawn.
Geezer Pleaser: That is kind of funny.
My Little Pony: You may be laughing but my uncle's property values are in the shitter.
Izzy M: I think my dad trolled the guy who runs that town.
Knuckles: How?
Izzy M: He tried to buy a place and asked how many alter boys he had to molest be allowed to live there.
Bass Bitch: Your dad is the best.
Garth: He's my spirit animal.
Izzy M: Just for that Kaminari, I will do one task for you. Just name it.
Garth: Tie your bathrobe shut when you walk around in the morning.
Izzy M: NEVER!
Invisible Girl: Glad to see your taking my words of wisdom seriously.
Izzy M: Nudism has freed me.
My Little Pony: Just be lucky it's him and not that weird headed guy that kept trying to lure me into the gardening shed.
Reptar: You would think he would get the message after she shoved that horn up his ass the first time.
My Little Pony: Thick end first.
Izzy M: That almost makes me feel bad for trying to sodomize him with that taser.
Bass Bitch: You don't right?
Izzy M: I said almost. He still deserved it, and I regret nothing.
Wayne: He attack.
Garth: But he also protec.
Izzy M: I do anything for the ones I love or want to bang. It's why I regularly get Bakugo's mom's car washed.
Bass Bitch: Sounds legit. Mitsuki is extremely hot.
Bomberman: Wait. WHAT?
Izzy M: She's a hot MILF.
Bomberman: Don't you dare.
Izzy M: I'm not saying I'd try but….
Bomberman has invited Drunk Dragon and Lesser Jedi to the groupchat.
Izzy M: KACHAN YOU BITCH!
Lesser Jedi: Izuku Midoriya, you will watch your language.
Izzy M: Sorry mom.
Deus Ex Machina: If Lesser Jedi is Midoriya's mother, then Drunk Dragon must be…
Drunk Dragon: His father. So how is my little deductible?
Izzy M: I'm good. A little tired but, good nonetheless.
Drunk Dragon: Just remember our deal. Don't run yourself ragged and I won't show everyone your x-ray from when you broke your tailbone.
Ninja Mina: Broke his what?
Bomberman: Ass bone. Try to keep up.
Bass Bitch: You showed that off the first time he brought me over. First time I saw his penis.
Lesser Jedi: You should have seen the look on that male nurse's face. It was like he went from shock, to jealousy, than to shame.
Anti-Grav: Wouldn't be the first time we've seen it.
Froppy: The couch incident.
Drunk Dragon: I taught him that trick. But, I told him not to do it in a leather couch. To hot in those.
Bomberman: Of course Earlobes has seen it more.
Bass Bitch: BAKUGO YOU BITCH!
Drunk Dragon: Thank God I sent you that fishbowl.
Knuckles: Fishbowl?
Drunk Dragon: You can buy a fishbowl of condoms on Amazon for like 30 dollars these days.
Izzy M: KACHAN WHY?
Bomberman: Cause paybacks a bitch.
Authors Note: Chapter 37 Answers: The fat gay guy was Randy from Trailer Park Boys, Izuku's new years story is from Beerfest.
Also check out some of my other stories like:
Blood Sugar Sex Magic: A crossover between My Hero Academia, Rwby and DC Comics
The Deku With The Mouth: Izuku as Deadpool...Nuf Said
Into The Dekuverse: Exactly as the title says (Only on fanfictionDotnet)
1-A Groupchat 2: Electric Boogaloo: The sequel to this story.
As Always
Later