This is another one-shot I wrote while bored in quarantine. I was watching My Hero Academia, got really angerfyed at Grape Juice for existing, then decided to write a one-shot. I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it.
It was no secret that Minoru Mineta was the worst student in Class 1-A. He was constantly a pervert, he was constantly whining, and his quirk was just as useless as he was. Every student in Class 1-A had some kind of grudge against him. That is why Deku decided he must be painfully removed from life.
"Why would Deku want to murder Minoru Mineta?" you may be asking yourself. To that, Deku would probably say "His death will do the world a favor."
Deku was sitting in another one of Mr. Aizawa's boring lectures when he got a brilliant idea for how to best murder Minoru Mineta. For the past two months, he had been planning the murder of his classmate, and now he finally had a plan. As soon as school was over, he immediately texted his plan to his girlfriend, Toga. She quickly responded "Sounds fun".
Deku and Toga met 20 minutes later at The League of Villian's headquarters to grab all of the supplies they needed. Then, they quickly loaded up everything into The League of Villian's only creepy van. "Where is this boy, anyway?" asked Toga. "According to the tracker I placed on his phone, he should be just around the corner." replied Deku. "Perfect." exclaimed Toga, "I can't wait to taste his sweet, sweet blood."
After driving for 30 seconds, they arrived at a 2 story house. "If the tracker I put in his phone is correct, he should be at this location." said Deku. They quickly put on ski masks, then ran to the window of the house. There, through the window, they saw the disgusting slimeball himself sitting in his room, looking at dirty pictures. Then, Deku used his current quirk, Knife Hands, to cut through the glass. "What are you doing here? Are you from the FBI?" screamed Mineta when Deku and Toga climbed through the hole in the window. "We're your worst nightmare." whispered Toga before stuffing him in a burlap sack. Then, they took the burlap sack to the van and drove into a dark alley. After they drove into the dark alley, they shoved Mineta into an iron maiden acquired by Deku at an antique shop, then blasted Iron Maiden by Iron Maiden on the album Iron Maiden until they were sure that Mineta had breathed his last. Once they were certain he was dead, they removed his body from the medival torture device so Toga could drink his blood. Once every last drop of blood was gone, they shoved his body into a dumpster.
The next morning, a news report announced that Mineta's dead body was found in an alleyway dumpster. To this day, police haven't identified the killer of Minoru Mineta.