Too busy thinking about her Potions essay and her Arithmancy class, Hermione didn't realise someone was shoving her into a broom closet until it was too late. The latch clicked shut as she stumbled inside. To her horror, she wasn't alone. Draco Malfoy, the bane of her existence, cried out, 'Hold the door!' as he pushed her to the side.
He groaned when the door slammed shut and there was absolute silence. 'Look what you did, Granger! I could have gotten out if only you would have listened in time. But no! Little Miss Perfect actually did something wrong!' he snapped at her in the dark.
Hermione's hair crackled in the heat when she growled, 'Shut up, Malfoy! Don't you know how to unlock a simple door? I'll do it.' She tried to shift towards the door, but the closet was tiny. They were stuck together, literally. Hermione's head pressed against Draco's chest while one of Draco's legs slid between her thighs. Without an inch of space between the two, the closet was sweltering. It was ridiculously hot inside for a day in April and both of them started sweating like pigs in heat.
'Alohomora,' Hermione barked as she jabbed her wand at the door. Draco snorted, 'Like I'm an idiot to not have tried that.' Hermione glared up at him as she spat, 'You try something, if you're so smart! Go on then...' Draco narrowed his eyes as he thought of another spell and tried it to no avail. Hermione snickered, 'What happened, Malfoy? Not so smart now, are you?'
Soon, they started arguing as they attempted to escape but none of their ideas did the trick. Severely pissed off, they kept on yelling at each other for not being brilliant enough to break free from their confinement. Hermione was more furious than Draco as she felt that all her genius prowess was useless if she couldn't even escape a simple closet.
'Can you bloody well do something or not?' Draco's lip curled, irritation clear in his eyes. 'Why don't YOU try something if YOU'RE so clever, huh?' Hermione snarled, spit flying onto Draco's shirt. Draco grimaced and moved his hand to remove the offending thing. 'Disgusting,' he muttered. Blind with rage, Hermione kneed him in the groin. He bent over in pain, knocking her back into the door in his attempt to diminish the pain in his privates. 'Fuck, you're terrifying!' He whispered in a hoarse tone. He decided that the best course of action would be to stop arguing with her and remain silent instead.
They were quiet for a few minutes when Hermione snapped, 'Will you be quiet?' Draco frowned, 'But I didn't say anything? You're going mad, I say..' Hermione grumbled, 'Well, stop thinking so loud!' Draco rolled his eyes and teased her, 'Actually, it's YOUR brain that keeps on screaming at me.' She scowled at him but kept on trying to figure out a way to leave this little hellhole.
Some time later, Draco was absolutely bored. He decided to try and annoy her again. 'Hey, Granger?' She ignored him. 'Granger? Granger, Granger, Granger...' he drawled. Hermione finally groaned and hissed, 'What do you want, Malfoy?' Draco smirked and declared, 'I had a thought.' Hermione groaned, 'Oh no.' Draco cried, 'It's a good one this time.' Hermione shook her head and stated, 'By my 'oh no', I meant to say 'You actually think? That's a surprise!' Draco scowled at her and muttered, 'At least I can think. Unlike your precious Weasel.' Stiffening, Hermione asked in a deadly calm tone, 'What is that supposed to mean?' Draco taunted her, 'Weasel can't think for shit! He's got you running after him whil he chases every bit of skirt he can see. He's blind, stupid and an imbecile... Thinking about it now, I think you're an imbecile too, going after an incompetent brat who uses his dick more than his brain.' Hermione burst into loud, creative expletives that would have impressed Draco if she wasn't directing them at him. Her screams were deafening.
Draco took the opportunity to lower his head and slam his lips against hers while she was screaming about how she would snap off anyone's cock with her bare hands if she so wished. He definitely didn't want to hear that, especially when her hands were so close to his dick.
Her threats trailed off as he wrapped his arms around her waist. In her rage, she attempted to pull him closer, biting his lower lip and yanking on his hair.
All of a sudden, the door swung open behind them just as Draco tried to press her against it. They tumbled down onto the ground. Quickly scrambling to their feet, they looked up and saw the passerbys gaping and goggling at them. Draco opened his mouth to tell them off for staring when Hermione yelled, 'Get to class, all of you!' The students rushed away in fear of the Head Girl.
Hermione whirled around towards Draco and pursed her lips. 'We will not speak of this incident ever again,' she ordered. With that being said, she pivoted and stormed off.
Draco smirked as he sauntered off to find Blaise and Theo to thank them for helping him steal that stunner of a kiss from the Gryffindor Princess. Now.. he just had to bribe them to help him WIN Granger's heart.