South Park, Colorado a redneck town in the mountains. One might find this quaint little town a nice gateway from the bustling crowded city except for a certain resident boy who would beg to differ.

~~*oOo*~~

We start our day off at the residential area of South Park where an assortment of different colored middle-class two-story houses lined up the streets excluding the poor side of the residential. But one odd house stood out from the rest a beige-colored house with three floors instead of two like the rest.

In front of the white door of the three-story house, four kids in their winter clothes for the chilly afternoon. They knocked on the door and waited for an answer.

Cartman: Is the jackass even home?

Cartman looked at Stan who shrugged looking at his phone.

Stan: I don't know, Wendy told me he'll be here.

Cartman: Well tell her she's a dumb bitch and wastes everyone time because her boyfriend isn't here.

Stan glared at Cartman.

Stan: Dude! Don't talk about my girlfriend like that! And for the last time, they're just best friends.

Cartman snorted and whispered in Kenny's ear

Cartman: Yeah totally just best friends making out behind your back.

The two snickered while Stan just eye-rolled and sighed in exasperation.

Kyle: Cut it fatass. We're here to get the package from Mark. Not to make fun of Stan.

Cartman: Dude chill out jeez can't seem to take a joke.

Kyle knocked again and waited before being greeted by silence yet again.

Kenny: Let's try the backdoor I remember him saying about leaving a note there.

They agreed and followed along the back into a fairly empty backyard with only a couple of tools scattered around the grass. They moved towards a screen door where they found a note.

Kenny: Hey look I was right.

Kenny pointed out as they huddled up around it.

Cartman: Dear Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and fatass-. Hey! I'm not fat I'm big-boned!

The three eye-rolled at this and read the message.

Dear Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and fatass.

If your reading this I may have been kidnapped by the government and now currently being interrogated or I may have been abducted by aliens and now currently being probed with a huge assortment of dildoes on their spacecraft.

If I'm not back in nine days I give Kenny my turtle, Stan my stuff, Kyle my savings, and Cartman my property-

Cartman: Sweet!

that will be converted into a soup kitchen and refugee housing for the needy.

Kenny: Whoohoo!

Cartman: Aw shit! Man, how come I get all the shitty inheritance, Kyle switch with me.

Kyle: No way Cartman.

Cartman: Fucking jew taking all the gold.

Cartman mumbled.

Kyle: What did you say fatass?

Cartman: Nothing, nothing.

He said rolling his eyes. Before they continued on reading the rest of Mark's so-called note.

And lastly, I leave my precious collections of art to my best friend Wendy.

From your Asian friend Mark Cruz.

Cartman: Aww~. How nice of him to include his girlfriend to his last will they're so adorable.

Stan: Cartman! I swear if I heard one more word about Wendy I will beat the shit out of you.

Stan threatened and Cartman responded by extending his arms out.

Cartman: What you think you can handle me brah?!

Kyle: Shut the fuck up Cartman!

Kyle scolded before Cartman mumbled something incoherent

Cartman: Fuck you to Kyle.

Kenny: Hey look there's another note at the bottom.

Stan: Oh yeah.

-P.S if you're here about the package I have it sent on Butter's address.

Cartman: Well that son of a bitch just wasted our time! If the jackass thinks he can send us to a wild goose chase he better make sure he knows what's coming for him-!.

Kyle sighed as he muted out Cartman's rants.

Kyle: Well let's just go I don't wanna hear another one of fatass' rants.

Stan: Yeah me neither.

Kenny: Same.

The three left leaving an oblivious Cartman to continue on ranting in someone else's backyard.

The four arrived on the doorstep of a red-brownish house of Butters Scotch.

*Knock, Knock, knock*

Butters opened the door.

Butter: Oh, hey guys.

Stan: Hey Butters we're here for the package that Mark left you.

Butter: Oh you mean the package?

Stan: Yes Butters the package.

Butter: I don't have it.

...

Cartman: What?

Kyle: What do you mean you don't have it?

Butters: I don't have it. I was out yesterday so I don't have time to pick out the package from my doorstep.

Stan: So why didn't you told your parents about it and have them pick it up?

Butters: Well Mark said if I couldn't receive the package myself I should redirect the package to Wendy's address.

Kenny: What do you mean redirect?

Butters: You know when you change the address of your email of the purchase you made redirecting it to a new address. Mark even lent me his Amazon plus account for me to do that.

Cartman: So you don't have the package.

Butters: No.

With that Butters shut his door on them.

Cartman: That fucking Mexican keeps sending us on a goose chase! I swear if I get my hands on hin I'll fuck him up! I will literally fuck him up, ass to mouth!-.

Kyle sighed, Kenny giggled.

Kenny: Heh heh. Gay.

Kyle: Let's just go.

Stan left followed by the two leaving Cartman in front of Butter's doorstep to continue on ranting.

As four arrived on the of a drab green colored house of Wendy's. Stan stopped the group.

Stan: Okay Cartman we're coming up on Wendy's house if you mention a word about her being Mark's Boyfriend I will take all those rants you claim you will do to Mark, double it. And beat your ass with it. Got that?

Cartman: Yes.

*Ding Dong*

Wendy: Yes?

Stan: Hey Wendy

Wendy: Oh, hey Stan. What brings you here?

Stan: Yeah... Were here for the package from Mark that he left for Butters which he then redirected to you.

Wendy: Oh, you mean the package?

Stan: Yes Wendy the package.

Wendy: Well unfortunately for you boys I don't have it.

...

Cartman was about to open his mouth when Kyle's hand blocked it.

Kyle: Where is it then?

Wendy: I dropped it off at his library.

Cartman swatted Kyle's hand away.

Cartman: THAT FUCKING DOES IT!

Wendy: What?

Stan: Cartman.. or e

Cartman walked towards Wendy with an angry expression on his face jabbing a finger.

Cartman: I'm sick and tired of your GODAMN MEXICAN BOYFRIEND wasting my goddamn time. You better make sure that the package is there Wendy or else!

...

Wendy: Fuck you Cartman.

Cartman sheeted as everyone looked at him with a frown. Wendy merely just slammed the door in his face. Stan was about to beat his ass when but was held back by Kyle with a hand on his shoulder.

Kyle: It's not worth it dude trust me, I know from experience.

Kenny: Let's just go.

The squad arrived on the town's local library with tensions at high added by the blazing sun and moist environment, they all just hope they could just end the day and get that package they yearned for.

They entered the library and found it empty as usual. At the counter, they saw a sign saying "Self check-out of Books -Don't do anything funny, this area is under 24 hours video surveillance." And at the bottom in red highlights "Eric get your fatass out of my Library!"

Kyle: Alright Kenny you check out the counter, Stan you go in the employee's office.

Stan: But isn' t that for employees only?

Kyle: Stan. Mark is the only employee here.

Stan: Oh, alright.

As the two go Cartman attempts to wander around but was stopped by Kyle.

Kyle: Oh no fatass you're staying right here.

Cartman: The fuck you doing keeping me here jew?

Kyle: Last time you went alone you got lost inside the maze of shelves, before tarnishing every book in the section like a raccoon scavenging for food. Do you see where I'm getting now?

Cartman: Alright alright, fine~ Not my fault this fucking library is designed like Maze Runner.

Kyle: For the last time Cartman it's designed like the fucking Maze Runner. You just have to learn the Dewy Decimal System to get around.

Cartman: Well I don't have time for that crap!

Kyle: Of course you do.

Stan: Hey guys! I think I found something!

Stan called and everyone inside the employee's room. There they stood in front of a wall of screens that showed every angle of the library inside out.

Kenny: Wow!

Kyle: I know sweet up set-up I can imagine what's it like to play video games in this set-up.

Kenny: I know! 360 boobs.

...

Stan: Okay- look at the top left screen I think the camera caught something.

Stan said pointing at the said screen showing the library's front counter.

Kyle: What is it, Stan?

Stan: Watch.

The screen displayed a timestamp '9:00 AM'.

Cartman: Hey look at that's an hour before we arrived.

The screen displayed Wendy coming and leaving the package on the counter.

Kenny: But the package wasn't at the counter when I checked it.

Cartman: What?

Stan: Keep watching you guys.

Soon fast-forwarding for 15 minutes a homeless man came to the library saw the package on the counter and took it leaving hastily.

Kenny: They took the package!

Kyle: But where did he go?

Stan: Hang on let's switch to the outside view.

The screens switched the front entrance of the library that shows the view of the main street of South Park. The homeless person ran across the street with the package before getting unexpectedly run over by a car driven by an older couple.

"Oh dear, I think we hit the curb..." The old lady said to her husband "... What?" The husband responds before driving away.

...

Cartman: Fucking old people.

Fast-forwarding again for half an hour, time stamp 9:45 AM the ambulance arrived who took the body away along with the police who wrote a report.

Kyle: Hey look the police are picking up our package.

"I'll be taking this to the evidence room." Officer Barbrady said to no one particular as he drove off with the package.

And with that, the video ended.

Will the boys finally find their package?

Or will they have to go through the depths of hell and back to finally received it.

Will we ever see this new oc?

What his relationship with Wendy?

Why does no one acknowledge the relationship between Stan and Wendy?

Find it out...

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Now.

The four are on the police station with Officer Barbrady.

Kyle: Thanks officer Barbrady!

Barbrady: No problem just doing my job!

The four left and immediately opened the package to reveal fidget spinners.

Stan: Oh right!

Kyle: Cool!

Cartman: Kenny mines the red one!

Cartman grabbed the red fidget spinner from Kenny's hand.

Kenny: Suck a dick go get the blue one!

Kenny tried to take back his fidget spinner but failed to do so before reluctantly picking the blue one.

Cartman: No way Kenny your poor.

He said leaving with the others following. As the kids approached the main road they were greeted by tanned-skin black hair, wearing a gray jacket, brown shorts, and flip flops.

Mark: I see you got the package.

Kyle: Yeah it's so awesome of you to order this for us.

Stan: Yeah thanks, dude.

Mark: No problem.

Cartman: Heh yeah! But not the part where you sent us of to a wild goose chase from your house to Butters, before your girlfriend, and then your library-.

*Smack*

Stan socked Cartman in the face knocking him out unconscious down the pavement. Kenny, in turn, kicked his fat lard of a body before taking the red fidget spinner.

Kenny: Woohooo!

Kyle: That wasn't worth it dude.

Stan: I know but he had come.

Kyle: Your right.

So they stared at his unconscious form for a while.

...

Mark: Do I have to ask?

All: No.

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