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Lucy was going to kill someone.
Five months pregnant and being woken up in the middle of the night by her friends, she didn't know how but someone was going to die for interrupting her sleep.
"I told them it wasn't a good time Lu, but they insisted on coming." Levy face palms. To Levy's right were her two friends and the oldest of the group Erza and Mira, spewing insults at each other. She had heard of their infamous rivalry when they were younger, but for it to resurface she didn't know the cause and due to lack of sleep frankly she didn't care. Lucy just wanted them out of her bedroom, out of her house so she could go back to sleep. Damn Natsu could sleep through anything. He opened one eye when he heard familiar voices, but seeing as they weren't in danger the dragon slayer went back to sleep.
Their bickering was starting to give her a headache. "Enough."
The two mages stop dead in their tracks.
Natsu sits up, eyes still closed, he pulls the cover off himself revealing to the women in the room his chibi cats boxer briefs, and walks out of the room as Happy flies into the room with a night cap on his head.
"Lucy," He slurs. "No yelling." He curls up on her chest.
Rolling her eyes, "Now will someone explain what's so important that you had to wake me up in the middle of night?" Not one to hide to her anger she looks in between the red head and silver head women. Juvia and Lisanna take a step back away from the two women.
"Well it started when…."
The bar had closed for the night, the floor had been swept, dishes washed, counters wiped down, and chairs and tables were in their place. All in a night's job well done by the Strauss siblings. Elfman had left for the night, leaving his sisters and other guild mates behind to have an impromptu meeting. Erza clears her throat, "Thank you all for meeting on a short notice; I know it's sudden—."
Cana raises her hand, catching the red head's attention, "Yes Cana."
"Is this going to take long because I have plans tonight, so if you could speed this up…." She takes a swig from her barrel.
"Very well then," Erza eyes Cana. "The reason that I've gathered all of you here specifically is because I believe there's a miscommunication, a misunderstanding between us and I feel the need to clear the air," She smiles. "The matter is I will be godmother to Natsu and Lucy's unborn child."
"What!" The women exchange looks between them.
Cana shrugs her shoulders and jumps off the table with her barrel in tow, "You're kidding right." She rolls her eyes. "I'm out."
Not paying much attention to the brunette, Levy adds, "Lucy hasn't picked anyone to be godparents yet, has she?"
"Not yet but considering how the pregnancy is taking a toll on her, I decided to make it easier on her," Erza proudly states. "From this point on I Erza Fernandes vow to take care of her child like my own."
"Child." Juvia mutters under her breath. "Child equals babies. Now that love rival is married and with a baby, perhaps becoming godparent will inspire my darling Gray to take the next step. Marriage!" Pictures of Gray and her at the altar begin to form. "And being married means babies."
A dark aura begins to emanate from Mira's back, "You can't declare yourself godmother Erza, when I am going to be godmother to their child."
"Mira you can't declare yourself godmother either," Lisanna sighs, "If anyone has a chance at being a godmother it's me. I'm childhood friends with Natsu and I also helped raise Happy."
"That is prosperous." Erza slams her gauntlet covered hand on the table, breaking the thing in half. "I practically raised Natsu; therefore I am more than qualified to take care of his child."
Mira smirks, "You may have raised Natsu, but I was the one that helped them get together. Most importantly Erza I'm actually a mother thus better experienced at handling children."
Erza clenches her jaw. She had thought that her competitive and "friendly" rivalry had ended when she and Mira were children, but it seemed to be reappearing. Erza was in a relationship with Jellal, Mira got engaged to Laxus. Mira gets engaged first and Erza beats her to the altar, currently Mira had one upped her by becoming pregnant and having a child first. Erza was not going to lose this time. "You've recently given birth, wouldn't it be too much for you handle."
Mira smile fades and her voice becomes low, "I can handle anything or anyone."
"Requip!"
"Satan Soul!"
"…and that is why this "couldn't" wait any longer." Levy pinches the bridge of her nose in embarrassment.
Erza crosses her arms over her chest, "This misunderstanding has caused too many conflicts and I—we feel that you would be the best one to clear it up."
Like a zombie Natsu walks in between Mira and Erza, handing Lucy a glass of water. Lucy puts it on her bed side table with the other three glasses of water. For some reason after asking him for a glass of water one night, every time he feels that she's awake he sleepwalks into the kitchen and brings her back a glass of water.
"What?" Lucy incredulously asks.
"We need to know right now who've you've picked to be the godmother to your daughter," Erza smiles. "Although it is an obvious choice, I want them to hear it from you?"
"What?" Lucy repeats.
Erza's patience growing thinner by the second, "I want you to tell them that I will be the godmother to your child."
She couldn't believe that something like this was the root of her problems. If Lucy we're pregnant she would've pounced on the red head. "That is reason why you've all decided to come to my house in the middle of the night, barge into my room, and wake me up?"
Though rhetorical Erza answers, "Yes."
"Okay." Lucy tries to calm herself down as she takes deep breaths. "Here's the answer, I haven't chosen anyone yet?"
The woman look relieved, Erza takes a seat on the bed next to Lucy, "Precisely why I am making this easier on you and accepting the position of godmother." Erza smiles. "Now you won't have to worry—."
"But I haven't—."
Mira cuts Lucy off, "Again Erza you can't declare yourself godmother." Mira smirks. "Because I'm going to be godmother." The other three women begin to chime in and Lucy could already see that this was a repeat of what had happened a little while ago.
This was too much for a sleepless night. Lucy presses her hands to her temples. "Be quiet!" Lucy takes another deep breath. "I haven't chosen anyone yet so—"
"Why not?" They simultaneously yell.
"I—I don't know okay." She massages her temples.
"Which is why—."
"Don't start with that again." Mira points at Erza.
"Requip!"
"Satan Soul!"
"NOT IN MY HOUSE!" Lucy yells. "I haven't chosen." Lucy turns to Erza. "And I'm not going to chose at this moment, because I haven't thought this through. When I have the answer I'll let you know."
"We can't leave it at that," Erza slams her hand on the bed making the Dragneels jump a little, "I refuse to believe that you wouldn't consider me as a solid candidate."
"Well I'm not losing to Erza." Mira retorts. "So it's better if you choose someone Lucy." Emphasizing her name as she sends daggers towards the red head.
"There's only one way to solve this." Happy points out.
"Hello I'm Chapiti Lola and you're watching." The camera pans to the audience.
"Finding Godparents!" They shout.