These are a few ways Mia could have survived Turnabout Sisters. Very HISHE esque.
DEALING WITH DANGEROUS PEOPLE, USUALLY LEADS TO COMBAT SKILLS.
"Just enter her office, and take the statue. And better yet, deal with her if she's present. She doesn't look like a combat expert so there shouldn't be any problems. Hell, she wouldn't need legs if she didn't have to walk to trials."
That's what White thought. He quickly changed his mind after taking a nasty elbow to the temple, right before he would have landed a killing blow.
Obviously, elbowing him in the temple wasn't enough, no. She kneed him in the gut, and swept his legs.
What was supposed to be a easy murder/robbery, quickly spiraled into a painful humiliation.
"Wow Redd, I know that you're not afraid to hand out low-blows… but this. You know, I'm actually almost pleasantly surprised. You came here to do the dirty work yourself, not just blackmail someone to do it for you," Mia says, in the exact same tone she used when bringing that angel faced devil down in court.
"H-how *wheeze* did you vanquish my *gag* spenderishously perfectively fabulous self…" White groans.
"Well, having an aunt out for my head, dealing with a serial killer, and dealing with you forced me to gain some sort of self defence training. Oh, and cleaning that damn toilet constantly builds up arm strength," Mia flicks her bangs, her signature victory move.
"S-sis, what's going on in there?" Maya calls out from the reception room.
"Maya, just an unwanted guest," Mia calls back, "Can you call the cops?"
"Right on it, sis," Maya didn't even question who this "unwanted guest" was, and quickly called the cops.
"Chief, what's going on here!?" Phoenix asks with concern.
"Something that could have gone poorly, Phoenix."
"Oh god," Phoenix exclaims looking at the unconscious body of Redd White.
"Hey pals, we got a call," Detective Dick Gumshoe barges into the office, "Ms. Fey, you're under arrest!"
EVER HEAR OF SPIRIT CHANNELING?
He had her, she had no escape, and no way to beat him. Until he wasn't fighting her anymore. Nope he was fighting a Canadian man with an eye patch named Leo Major (AN: Real WW2 Veteran, he took a whole town solo).
"Oooff!" White yelps, as Major elbows him in the gut.
"I'll show you what happens when you mess with Redd White!" Whitetries to kick Major in the groin as a last ditch effort, but the soldier socks him across the face, knocking him out.
"Huh, so this is 2017," Major says looking out the window. "Well some things never change," he chuckles looking at White.
After a few minutes he leaves the medium's body, and Mia regains consciousness.
"Hey Sis, I saw that the door was unl… oh god!" Maya casually walks into the room only to be met by an unconscious Redd White, "Sis, are you okay?"
"I'm fine Maya," Mia chuckles nonchalantly, "I was attacked, but I summoned a spirit and he took care of it."
"Oh, great to hear, Sis," Maya adops the same nonchalant attitude as her sister.
JUST TAKE IT.
"Ms. Fey, I'll ask just once. Give me the list, or else," White states coldly.
"... Sure, take it, I value my life," Mia flicks the list out of the statue and hands it to White.
"You're, just giving it to me, no strings attached?"
"None."
"You're not going to press charges?"
"Hah! You of all people should know that you practically control the people in charge of law enforcement," Mia snorts.
"Hah! You're right," White and Mia laugh like it's an inside joke.
"Well, I'll be leaving now…" White quickly leaves the law office.
"Good thing I have that list memorized," Mia takes out a pen and rewrites the list that White stole.
1 VS. 3 AREN'T AMAZING ODDS.
"She'll be alone, I heard her say that she'll be alone until 9:00," White snickers to himself as he crosses the street.
"Sis is going to be so surprised when I arrive early," Maya chuckles to herself walking up the stairs to the law office, "I can never get there on time because of that train," Maya sighs.
"Damnit, I left my house keys back at the office," Phoenix grumbles as he reluctantly trudges up the stairs.
"Hi sis!" Maya bursts into Mia's office, full of excitement.
"Maya, you're early," Mia says, getting up from her desk to give her sister a hug.
"Hey Chief, I forgot my keys. Is this your little sister?" Phoenix says sheepishly walking into the office.
"Hey Phoenix, yes this my little sister. Maya, meet Phoenix, Phoenix, meet Maya," Mia introduces the two of them.
"Nice to meet you Phoenix," Maya shakes Phoenix's hand.
"Nice to meet you, Maya, but you can call me 'Nick,'" Phoenix says, pumping her hand.
"Ms. Fey…" A loud and arrogant voice exclaims, barging into the room, "Give me the list, or el…" his demeanor completely shifts, upon seeing the two people he expected to see the least.
"Redd White, you were saying?" Mia asks grinning at White.
"Whoops, *nervous chuckle* I… have the wrong office," he quickly slips out.
"Not so fast!" Phoenix bolts after him. He catches him and tackles him to the ground.
"I find that kind of hard to believe, because your entering line was 'Ms. Fey," Phoenix questions.
"I, er, um, just wanted some legal advice, but I didn't want to disturb your conversation," White tries his best to shrug, while being pinned on the ground.
"So what's with the 'or else' statement. And are those black leather gloves?"
"*Gulp*"
WHAT IF WHITE WASN'T AN ASSHOLE?
"Ms. Fey," Redd White states, walking into Mia's office.
"Redd White," Mia replies.
"I'm here on the subject of important evidence and information," Wite says opening his briefcase. "I've got information on a witness that will be going against your client tomorrow."
"Yeah, what's it on?" Mia leans on her desk.
"Well, the witness had a pretty big motive to kill the victim. And my boys found some pretty good evidence that the killer was actually the witness, here take this," White hands Mia a letter.
"Great, I don't know what I'd do without you White or your team," Mia reclines in her chair reading over the letter.
"Well me and my boys of Bluecorps specialize in gathering info on witnesses," White proudly exclaims, making for the door.
As he's walking out he runs into Phoenix.
"Sorry Chief Inspector, White," Phoenix apologizes.
"It's fine, Mr. Wright. And I must compliment you on your performance yesterday," White says leaving the office.
MAYA DOES SOMETHING COMPETENT.
"S-sis!" Maya sheiks seeing her unconscious, bleeding sister.
Quickly she rips a sleeve of her over shirt, and wraps it around her sister's forehead. She then dashes to the phone to call the ambulance.
-The Next Day-
"Will she be alright?" Phoenix asks a skinny man with dual colored hair, and constantly pushes his glasses up his nose.
"She lost some blood, and has a concussion. But she'll make it. Good thing her sister patched her up quickly, and called us," the surgeon responds.
"Dr. Grey, she's awake," a nurse says.
"Good, Ms. Miney," he responds, "Come on Mr. Wright, your chief is awake."
That was my first Ace Attorney fic. I'm planning on continuing on some of these ideas, and maybe doing a "what if DL-6 never happened fic."
I mainly did this to get away from Sonic for a while. Also if you read any of my newer Sonic fics, you could probably see an AA fic coming.
Please R&R, I'm relatively new to story writing, so I'm trying to improve as much as I can.