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After a long day of hero work, Izuku decided to spend the afternoon at a local McDonalds.
"Hello sir, what can I getcha? ;D" Cashier lady was like.
"One McDonalds, please." Said Izuku.
"Coming right up! That'll be two dollars."
"Here you go."
"Thank you, and here's your order, enjoy your meal! OwO"
"Uh, thanks."
"By the way, sir? There have been some rumors about a virus or some shit spreading around everywhere, and that you're not supposed to go outside, but I'm sure we're safe here ;D"
"Nigga what."
Then, before he realized what the fuck was going on, Izuku already had Cowona Viwus.
Izuku collapsed and his body had to be transported by helicopter to a hospital.
Inside the hospital, Izuku was being treated by doctors who were trying their best to cure Izuku's Cowona Viwus.
Meanwhile, his MOM was just outside the room.
"Will my son be okay? Please, make the virus go away!"
"No XDD" said the doctor, "Suck my dick and MAYBE I'll think about it."
"Alright, I will do it."
Izuku's MOM sucked the doctor's dick dry, and when she finished he was like "XDDDDDDD I was joking, we would have treated him anyway, but thanks for the blowjob."
While that was going on, Izuku was being butchered on an operating table by a team of elite doctors.
"Izuku!"
"…"
"Izuku! UwU"
"huh…? What? What the fuck is happening?"
"Izuku Midowiya! OwO"
"WTF?!"
"Hewwo! x3 I was wowwied u wouldn't wake up! UwU"
"Who the fuck are you? Where are we? Why are you talking like a retard?"
"My nwame is Cowona Viwus, it's nwice to meetchu! ;3"
"Oh god."
"We awe cuwwently inshide ur hwead! U awe being tweated by doctows wight now! OwO"
"Get the fuck away from me!"
"UnU Why awe u like that? I wanted to be ur fwiend!"
"No, fuck you. You kill people."
"TnT Sowwy… I nevew wanted to do any hawm…"
"Well you did."
"Can u… Can u fowgive me? ;-; I just wanted to fwind a fwiend!"
"By infecting people?"
"TnT Pwease, I will do anything!"
"You know what… there is something you can do for me, if you want to be my friend."
"OwO WAT IS IT?"
"Uhh, doctor?"
"Hmm?"
"Why is his dick so hard?"
"He's probably having a wet dream right now, don't worry, it happens."
"I wonder what he's dreaming…."
"AWW! My ass! Pwease, not my ass! *n*"
"You said you'd do anything!"
"Uhhh….. TwT It huwts…"
After Izuku came inside Cowona Viwus twenty times in a row, he suddenly woke up.
"GAHHH!" He gasped after being reanimated.
"He's alive! :D" the doctor exclaimed.
"What do you mean?! Of course I'm alive!"
"No, you were dead for a few minutes. We had to extract the Viwus from your body, killing you in the process, but thanks to the advanced technology of bringing dead people back to life using large amounts of electricity applied to a dead person's balls, we were able to resurrect you! :)))))"
"? ? ? You can just resurrect dead people? What the fuck, since when does humanity possess this kind of technology?"
"Since like two minutes ago."
"What if the dead person is a woman and has no balls?"
"Well… should've been born as a boy then, pfft."
Izuku's mom then entered the room, thanked the doctors and took Izuku home.
Izuku spent the entire night thinking about Cowona Viwus… her ass was really tight…
On the next day, he decided to catch Cowona Viwus again XDD Since like, apparently in this fucking universe that I created people can just resurrect themselves if they die, why wouldn't he wanna sacrifice his health and potentially die as a result, in order to get access to some Cowona Viwus's private parts?
And uhh yeah Izuku did just that, he caught Cowona Viwus again, met her in his like dreams or some shit, idk anymore, but then it turned out that the resurrecting machine(?) can only be used once and you can't build more than one machine XDD so Izuku died like a fucking idiot.
THE END
Author's Note: Cum.