john phoenix heard people singing in the building next to him so he went to listen

the sign said it was the song by jordan phoenix

"wait they have the same last name as me" said john phoenix "unacceptable. i must make them change it"

he went inside and the singer was on the stage but he was horrified at what he was seeing and hearing

you see, on the stage were to people he recognized they were ema skye and lana skye but what ema skye was saying would have shook john phoenix up irreversably if he hadnt already seen thru the obvius trick the culprits did

"lana skye u are teh light bulb in my lampshade

the trash to my garbage can

the fish to my fishing rod

i love u its clear as clean glasses after they get washed in the siiiink" sang ema skye and everyone applauded

but then

"OBJECTION!"

john phoenix stood on the stage opposing them and he sang too

"ema ema skye dont u know know know

that woman u proposed to

is ur sister lana skye" sang john phoenix

"john phoenix i have to say

u are an ignorant slut

because these papers say

that was i was adopted" sang ema "and um. THAT MAKES IT OKAY, OKAY" she shouted very plainly

"to that i say no

the reasoning is clear

for u knew lana as ur SISTER all ur LIIIIIIFE!" he sang

"buh buh BUT you stupid lawyer" lana dared to insult him in her song "isnt it possible

that she didnt know me that long

for perhaps i may suggest

she was adopted

yesterdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" she gestured over the toppily as she sang her point

"to u i say OBJECTION

for theres a fault in ur deduction

emas parents died so many years ago

so for only a day she know?

come off it bitch

u make me itch

to expose the TRUTH"

"what..." said lana

"you are not in fact ema skye and lana skye"

"what"

"the evidence is the poster that said the performer is jordan phoenix!"

and then john phoenix went to the back of the stage and pulled the curtain away and found teh real ema and lana behind it

with no way out, ema and lana pulled their disguises off and as john phoenix brilliantly deduced they were jordanphoenix all along

"why did you do it" said the manager

"because i found out ema and lana might be adopted and then shipped them but i wanted it to be real so i disguised as them and made it look like they proprosed to each other so the ship could legally be canon" said jordanphoenix

jordanphoenix got arrested and john phoenix left with everyone throwing confetti and flowers to him because his singing impressed them all

the end