This is a random story because I'm bored and lonely. Harry Potter belongs to Jk Rowling- everyone knows that. Stay safe everyone. Wash your hands.
In the beginning
It was a nice, normal day at Hogwarts. It was relatively cold-as British weather is- and there were a regular stream of students being magicked into the infirmary. Hermoine was reading 'Hogwarts: History of Hogwarts' book for about the 7th time. It was a nice and normal day at Hogwarts. Until Harry burst through the doors in terror with Ron following him in a similar hysterical manner.
"Hermoine!"he yelled "Oh Merlin, Hermoine I did something bad!" Miss Substitute Library Lady shushed him with a piercing, menacing glare.
"Hermoine, you won't believe what he did" Whispered Ron loudly "Even I don't even really get what he did!"
Now, normally Hermoine would dismiss them since it was likely only something small-such as losing the snitch or accidently sending Snape a love note. Yet now it was obviously something serious. Why else would Harry disregard the libraries sacred rules and Ron would wring his hands nervously? Ron! Who's hands would only shovel food to his mouth or attempt to catch the little red ball in Quidditch!
"What is it!"she implored, quietly of course.
"Oh Hermoine, Dumbledore's gonna be so disappointed!" he wailed.
"Well tell me! I can help."she questioned. Harry ignored her.
"Merlin, they might send me to Azkaban."he moaned.
"Harry, just say it. It can't be that bad" she repeated,slightly frustrated.
He ignored her. Again!
"They'll probably send the FBI to get me."he brooded sullenly, clutching a bookshelf for support for his weak knee-
"HARRY JAMES POTTER" she yelled in frustration "SAY IT" She then realised that she was in a library and turned pink in embarrassment at all the piercing glares directed to her-mostly from the Ravenclaws. It was Harry's fault anyway.
"Oh Hermoine, I-"he turned his head in shame. "I illegally downloaded Rapunzel"