Hi there. I am Lord Darth Vader and I will tell you all about me. But first let me introduce you to my friends on Earth.
This is Bonnie. To my master, the Emperor, she is so cute. I was a little jealous of her but I started to like her. She is the one I have first met when we went to Wilson Island, Australia. She lives there with her family and friends. We love playing with her every time she came to Coruscant and we came to Wilson Island. She is a little girl.
These are Bonnie's parents. Their names are Tarzan and Jane. They are the ones I have first met when the Emperor and I went to the Island to get spare parts for my master's shuttle that has been broken down. They even had Bonnie.
These are the gorillas. The two of the gorillas are Bonnie's grandparents. Their names are Kala and Kerchak. The Emperor and I haven't met them before until we went with Jane and Bonnie to see Tarzan playing coconut ball with some of the gorillas. They are also the ones who took Tarzan in when he was a baby.
This is Bonnie's grandfather. His name is Professor Archimedes Q Porter. He is the one I first met when the Emperor and I first met when we see Tarzan and the gorillas playing coconut ball with Jane, Bonnie, Kala and Kerchak.
Now let me introduce you to my guys from Coruscant.
This is my master, the Emperor. He is the one who went with me to Wilson Island where we first met Bonnie and her family and friends there to get spare parts for his shuttle.
This is the Emperor's Grand Vizier, Mas Amedda. He is my master's advisor and right-hand man. When the Emperor and I first brought Bonnie to Coruscant, he took an immediate liking to her.
These are my guards. Their names are Myn Kyneugh and Kile Hannad. When we brought Bonnie to Coruscant, they already liked her.
Last but certainly not least, me. Darth Vader. And I love all my friends, including Bonnie.
Well, that is it for now. I sense Bonnie is returning to Coruscant with Jane.
Bye-bye!