Kane was working security at a Cleveland strip club tonight, as he had for the last two years dsince Mr McMahon fired him. Severely depressed and addicted to hoerion, Kane was on the verge of suicide, but thios night changed his life.
Among the throng of club-goers, with Kane checking ID and standing impassively, he could not help but notice two new faces. It was Harry Styles and Taylor Swift; the pair were holding hands, beautiful and well-kempt. Styles wore his dragon-pants and rings and tight black shirt, his flowing hair tumbling past his shouldrs and his pearl-white smile riveting Kane, and Ms Swift wore a short tight dress. Kane ID'd them and let them in, his gaze lingering on Styles' buttocks as the couple walked toward the bar.
In truth, the wrestler's thoughts remained fixed on them the rest of the night, and he found cause to take them aside after they received a lap-dance, and he spoke to them in the same private room.
The three of them shared words, and spke of the future and the past, and Harry surprised Kane immensely by mentioning that he had Vince McMahon's ear, and could help Kane to return to the WWE.
Mr Kane the massive wrestler's heart raced and he maintained his composure, though he broke a sweat at Harry's radiant smile and half-open shirt. 'Are you sure you can do this for me?'
'Of course,' promised Harry. 'As I live and breathe.'
As it happens, Mr Styles contacted Vince McMahon on Kane's behalf and put in a word for him, and it was highly probable Kane would be wrestling again professionally within the week. Kane and Harry and Yaylor spoke much more after that, and it went very well, but two hours later Styles and Swift broke the rules of the club, and Ksne himself took them to the private room, and tightly hogtied and cleave-gagged the couple on the floor, although he made sure their circulaton would not be in jeopardy. Harry and Taylor were both tied and gagged even tighter than Ashley Massaro had been in 2005 during the Trish Stratus and Mickie James match. They wriggled about and grunted loudly through their gags, which cut into the corners of their mouths and distorted their faces. They tried and failed to expel the cloth with their tongues and soon began to drool heavily.
A week later Kane made his gradn return to the ring against his brother the Undertaker, and Harry Styles and Taylor Swift attended, as did Vince McMahon. The crowd reoared its approval and big McMahon clapped heartily.