legend of danger to - wnids of dagner

atuhor's nos: ppl lked teh las on i rot so i thot idd o it gaain

link was one day ridding in a boat on th great sea/ teh sun was shining the sky was blue, and the wind was the boat and next to him was links bes frend Tim.

the water is nice, lonk" sad tim.

"i no," said link who was riding in baot with tim.

Olive a sudden, o no! Tim fell overbored!

"Ill sav yo, Tim!" LINMk shoutd before grabing the live jacket he kept in the king of red tiggers, which was right next to the rocket luncher he keeps there to. (AN: it is a rocket launcher that was blessed by the gods so that's why it is in teh legend of zolda) and when Link get the life saver, he throw it into teh ocean, where tim grabbed it and floated safely.

"Tanks, ljnk!" tim said happily. "it is nice to have a frend as god as you!

"It is nice to have a friend who DIES!" came a loud voice from up and flaming fire flamed down from the sky and hit tim in the water but normally fire doesns't work in watter but tis fire was flaming fire so te fires flamed in teh water because the water only put out the first fire and not teh sexond and soon as the fire hit tim, tiim was fired

"O no!" Link shouted softly, but he was 2 latte. Tim was fired by the fire. "Who would do this?" he whimpered loudly, looking up in sky with tears in face It was….princess zorldo!

"It is u!" Link said loud, grabing teh Maser Sword frim his back pack and starred throwong the aMster Sord at princess zolda wiht angry.

"Yes it is me!" sad zelda O have came here 2 kilt you so yu dye!"

princes zelda threw more flaming fire at link but link drove teh king of red tiggers toward a ramp in teh ocean (AN: i know ramps arent in the ocean but this is a ramp blessed by teh gods so it floats and makes you go fast like sonic hedhog) and the king for red tiggers ramped off the ramp and did backflips before landing and kept going and link was not hurt by the new flaming fire.

"DIE!" said princess zelda, who threw more din's flaming fire at him.

"No" sad Link who put hand out and grabed tim and then give timm a heart so TIM wasn't out of hearts. Now that Tim was live again Link grbbed the goddess rocket launcher from the boot nd shat a rocket at orincess zelda but zelds dogged and laughed with evil.

"Hahaha, stupud Kronk, u missed!" seh said lauhed

"O did I?" ;ink asked with smiles and the rocket spinned arounb beacause it was actualy a het seaking missile and it hit zelds in the bak.

"ow!" celda said wih0 hurts. "ou'll pay 4 that!" and then link said "intead of rubees i'll pay with rockets" and he shouted and fired another rocket and the new rocket hit her in the front instead of teh back. now her week point was almost open and when teh week point was open then the place where he cold damage her woul b open 2.

Princes zelds made a angry fact and pointed a finger at him madly and said "when yu are dead nothing will stop me fr[om becoming queen and now i am going to kilt you!"

"Only if i dont skill you first!" link shouted black and puled out his claymore but tis was claymore mine instead of claymore sword this tie but before he cold throw hsi claymore that wasnt a sword at the priess the claymore explodd in his hand and took away all of his hearts.

"noooo! shooted ;ink as he fell over but then all his heart come back and a fairy fly around him and went away "Hey!" the fairy shouted.

"Noo!" shouted the princest. "you was dead!"

"Nut anymore!" said Link and he threw his claymore that wasn't explode anymore at Zold BUTT TEHN TE CLAYMOR EEXPLODED AGAIN IN MIDir!

"How will I bet her?" asked Llink, who was mad and angry at the same time. "my claymore is blowed up and i throwed the master sword away!"

"Yu cant beat me without the power of the Master Sword!" Zelda said with laughs.

"seh's write," said ink who was more angry now. "If only i had them aster Sord wiht me, i wood win!"

but ten out of now hereBOOM sounded! princess zorldo shouted "no this cannot be!" and a guy wearing green body armer ladled in the king of red tiggers..

"nothing personnel, kid," said Mister Chief, before shouting a lazer out of face and teh lazer hit princes zorldo right n his face and princess zolda couldn't see. "Noooooooooo!" said Princes Zprlfd, before she dead.

"thanks of teh help, Mister Sword" said linl but then looked down at Tmim's dead body "if only u could hav save timm from his fire"

but ten, Master Chef opened bottle and a fairy commed out and healled Tim and tim was all better and not out of hearts any more

"Butt how?" asked kink?

i am not atully master chief" mater chief said. "i am actual Joe Chief"

and tehn Joe Chefi went back to halo and fights space aleins wile tlmm and limj were safe forrest of time.

"NOT SO FAST LINK" said a voice all of a sudden. link pointed and breathed fast. "it's u!

it was….king hyril!

Actual author's note: Yo, I enjoyed writing a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad badfic for April Fool's Day last year, so I figured I'd do it again this year. Even my worst from years ago were never this bad; the horrid grammar was hell to write, not gonna lie. Lemme know what I can do to make the next one even worse, please!