john phoenix vs the guest
john phoenix had just locked up the dodger but then when he got home there was another client named lockedattorney
"hello john phoenix" said lockedattorney and everything was normal and lockedattorney just uploaded a story about john phoenixs recent adventure but then a harasser came in
"i am the son of the dodger named guest" said guest "sweetie, ace writer person wrote a fic with the same title and concept. either way, fics meant to bash your critics are not a cute look on you. grow up."
"OBJECTION" shouted lockedattorney "i wil sue u"
"why"
"ull see"
-in court
"courts in session" said the judge
"i am suing guest, lets hear his testimony" said john phoenix
-witness testimony
"sweetie, ace writer person wrote a fic with the same title and concept."
"objection" shouted john phoenix "in awps storry dodger got away in lockedattornys story its abot a battel betwen him and dogger and then dodder gets arrested in teh end" said john phoenix
"hm that appeers to be the case" said judge "but its not enuf to put him in jail"
"then lets cross examine him again" said john phenix and the testimony resumed
"either way, fics meant to bash your critics are not a cute look on you. grow up."
"OOOOOBJECTION!" shouted john phoenix more dramatically "as u can see in teh court record there is no note of dodger revewing lockedattorneys storry in other words lockedattorney did not bash any critic of his! witness, why have u lied to this court?"
"b-because uhhh" guest was sweating bullets, then he wilded out and tried to shoot those sweats with a gun but it just made john phoenix wet
"you did it because u are an accomplice to the dodger, there is no other way!"
"noooo" cried guest "b-but wait, by writing dis story ur bashing ur critic now" said guest
"wat u did is no criticism mr guest" said judge "criticism requires pointing out at the very least one flaw in the storry and u have done none of that."
the judge ponded his gavel and declared guest guilty
the end
LESSON: criticism is important but it is aslo important to not mistake critisism for blind hate! hate revews arent a gud look on u, sweatie, so pls do ur part to keep the aa fanfic community a safe and healthy inviroment.