Sonic the Hedgethug
Heavily influenced by the Saints Row franchise and the 2D and 3D Universe GTA games.
Chapter 1: Station Square
Chapter 2: Mobian-Saints
Chapter 3: Triple Trouble
Chapter 4: A Little More Action...
Chapter 5: Old Friends, New Enemies...
Chapter 1: Station Square
Station Square. A gangster's paradise founded in the former state of Michigan, which became absorbed by Animexas after Governor Nile Gonarch purchased the land, giving the Philosopher's Stone and $20,000,000 in Runescape gold to the United States for it. Little piece of Vegas, a part of Miami, a bit of Chicago, some influence from New York City and Los Angeles and San Francisco results in this shitty city of paradise. Every district felt unique in some way. The borough furthest west, Westopolis, resembles places like New York City (Brooklyn and Queens), Chicago, and San Francisco. Mostly containing industrial areas and residential neighbourhoods, Westopolis has been the epicenter of many street gangs, from the Vice Magnates to the Spanglish Sovereigns. Middle class suburbs and luxurious condominiums contrast with the run down ghettos. On the bright side, there are plenty of sex shops, brothels, and strip clubs. Multiple universities and research centers are found here and in Metropolis, another borough located to the east. Westopolis also has a stadium where many spectators go to watch their favorite teams in their favorite sports, resulting in violence sometimes.
Metropolis is the commerce and administrative center of Station Square, with many businesses and services available. Tech firms and other corporations have their headquarters set up here. Residential areas are located north and south of this borough, where high class penthouses and lower priced apartments can be found. Beaches and boutiques can be found south of the borough. Resembles places like New York City (Manhattan and Staten Island), Miami, and Las Vegas, as Metropolis has its own version of The Strip, complete with neon lights to ruin your night and sight. Pervy eyes prye on the people sunbathing in the beaches south of here, where the Pianta community set up at. The Pianta people looked like they were from the Caribbean or Hawaii. Someplaces like that or something. Up north from Metropolis and northeast of Westopolis is the borough of Upstate Vale, where you can find the snob gangggg (who aren't really a gang, just a bunch of wealthy). It is named Upstate Vale because it is connected to the mainland (Chippewa, ew indeed). Contains the Station Square Dam and many residential neighbourhoods, from high class housing to run down types. Many redneck gangsters have set up trailer parks near the southern point of the island. Resembles places like Los Angeles and New York City (the Bronx). Station Square containing plenty of diverse elements since diversity is their strength. You had Italians with Japanese names so it was coolio. Despite the glitz and bright lights of the city, it was ridden with crime. Gangs had a stake in the underworld of this city, occupying territory and running businesses, legitimate or otherwise.
It was the early 21th century in the state of Animexas, which many considered to be a country of its own. After being established by the two groups of time travelers; one group being Japanese and Korean time travelers and the other being post-Soviet Eurasian time travelers. Their technology allowed for elements from certain time periods to exist. Hovercraft from the 1950s were created, thanks to the wits of one Doctor Neo Cortex, a Chicago-born inventor and scientist working for the organization SERN. Telephones and automobiles were also produced, invented by Doctor Albert W. Wily of Valvegeta Technologies. However, there was much debate about whether Doctor Wily or Doctor Robotnik created the automobile. The Zaibatsu Corporation has established a line of pharmaceutical and recreational drugs, vehicles, weapons, and other products. Egg Industries continued to strive throughout the state of Animexas, creating vehicles and machinery for their military, alongside being contracted by the Egg Confederation for developing new weapons. New businesses arise, such as the Kratos Fishing Company for example. This was possible thanks to the second wave of time travelers. Swiss bankers of the Swiss Banking Clan have brought the much needed funds for these companies. Jewish merchants from the East India Trade Federation have increased the amount of trading within Animexas, the United States, and the Egg Confederation. German scientists in the Techno Union manufactured even more military units and vehicles. The Chinese Commerce Guild have brought new markets to the North American mainland, including online shipping which they accomplish with drones. The African royalty of the Corporate Alliance have brought new opportunities to the mining industry. The Zann Consortium of Eastern Europe developed new power armour for the infantry of the Second American Civil War, something that brings much dismay to the Duke of Nuke City, Duke Nukem. He worked for a soft drink company, too. The Jet Cola Company. They also made brewed ale, coffee, and tea.
Chapter 2: Mobian-Saints
[14 February 2020 9:36 PM]
"Shiet... You sure you want to do this?"
"It ain't goin' to be a problem. I got dual pistols, be like Neo from the Matrix and shit."
The two hedgehogs exited their car, a purple Volkswagen Jetta A2 Four-door Second Generation sedan from 1985 of the late twentieth century. They headed through an alleyway next to the nightclub Stardust. "Aight, let's do this!" As soon as the two hedgehogs entered the club through the service door, another hedgehog walked out from the main entrance of the club.
"I don't own anybody any money!" the blue hedgehog yelled as he left the club. It was Sonic Dorsey, the Hedgehog. He sounded like 50 Cent. Not the real 50 Cent music artist, but the actual 50 Cent from 50 Cent: Bulletproof. "Man, one of these days i'm gonna ice those fools Tails and Knuckles."
It looked like Tails rolled up in his Egg Rolls Royce. Tails, whose real name is Miles Zuckerberg, was one of Sonic's closet friends. Tails asked in his Boston accent accent, sounding a lot like Mark Wahlberg "Hey Sonic. What's going on big dude?" as if he noticed Sonic's dishoveled appearance. Sonic looked like he was becoming a caveman. "Lack of sleep or sex?" Tails asked. Tails sounded like Mark Wahlberg. "No way Tails!" Sonic said. "Okay Sonic, if you say so. I was watching some camgirl hentai, so this better be important" Tails said. "Oh wow that's cool, but I don't care" Sonic said. "Anyway, this city is getting DESTROYED with CRIME and EXPLOSIONS" Sonic siad. "So whachu gonna do 'bout it? You gonna become a police officer, yeah that's sounds like what your going to do" Tails said. "No, Tails, no. I'll think of something. Just bring the dimebags."
"Got it, Sonic. What do you plan to do now?"
"I don't know, Tails. I just don't know yet."
Uh oh, Knuckles had an idea. "Sonic, we should grab a root and devour some doughgods." Sonic liked the sound of that. "Sure, I'll pay for the meal boyos." They decided to eat a Denny's. Mario decided to go with them too because he wanted to ask Sonic more about... stuff. "I murdered around 1,087 Badniks. I think. Sadly most of my old gang didn't make it out of there."
"That's some tough shit, Sonic. So who is the next lucky girl on your list that you did it-"
"Super Sonico."
"WHAT!? SONIC WHAT HAVE YOU GITTEN YOUrESELF INTO!?"
"It's true man, I even had an orgy with her friends Suzu Fujimi and Fuuri Watanuki. We did it for about 7 hours."
Tails and Knuckles did not say a word, prefering to eat their breakfast instead. Even though it was night time. There is nothing wrong with eating breakfast at night or midnight, so don't feel bad. Sonic payed the check and left a tip for the waitress, Minette (a character in Skullgirlz). The four of them got into their four door Egg Rolls Royce and drove home, back to the hideout. Change of plans, they needed some bling to get some street cred. Mario knew where to get this bling. "Sonic, there is a clothing and jewellery store in the Forum neighbourhood." Sonic went sonic speed to the store, running red lights and the cops didn't notice. Sonic got himself a cheap black suit, Tails got a black coat and jeans and dollar sign necklace and grills for his teeth and brass knuckles and fingerless gloves and pimp can and Nikes. Knuckles rocked that yellow pimp suit with the zebra pattern on the inside and a feathered pimp hat of the same colour and pimp cane and gold gloves and silver necklace and switchblade and Puma and Vans. Mario grabbed a white and black jacket with a dragon logo on the back and sweatpants and Gucci shoes and arctic camo fingerless gloves and Rolex silver watch and a briefcase of money, which he threw at the cashier. "Thanks for shopping at Perseuss! Would you like your receipt?" The four gangsters of the apocalypse were already gone. Gone off to the next store that is.
"Time to buy liquor boys! I even brought my ID card" Sonic claimed. The goons went into the 7-11 and bought some booze. The teller didn't even ask for ID, xhi simply gave it away to them. It was like he knew they are over the legal age of drinking. Now they went back to the crib to rest for what is planned against the enemy gangstas that plague their city. That's right, this is their city now. Not now, but soon.
In the nightclub Stardust, the two hedgehogs, named Ja'quan and Trey'guan, planned to kill the leadership of the Chaotix: Vector, Espio, and Charmy. Vector, better known as Techno Crock is a South Korean cyberpunk pimp who is one of the most powerful pimps in Station Square. Espio, goes by Chamel Leon, is a Japanese bushidopunk hitman who uses kunais, a katana, throwing knives, an Ares FMG, and plastic bottle explosive solvents to eliminate targets. Charmy Bumblebee is the Indian steampunk tracker of the team, scouting for any intel needed in their operations. They're no pushovers, and Ja'quan the Hedgehog and Trey'guan the Hedgehog knew that. Their gang, the Vice Magnates, had problems with the Chaotix. To their surprise, another rival gangster was there in the club. "Ah shit, it's Jorge El Jedgejog" Jaquan pointed out.
"Imma bout to put a bullet in his bitch ass!" Trey'guan said. He picked up a Canadian C7A1 assault rifle and steadied the stock towards his shoulder. "Trey'guan, no!" Ja'quan cried out.
Brrrrrrrrr!1 Trey'guan emptied the entire clip, but did not hit Jorge and now the Puerto Rican hedgehog would counter the attack with his own weapon, a Panzerfaust 3. "This is what you get, putos!" Jorge El Jedgejog "killed" Trey'guan with the rocket launcher. Ja'quan managed to escape the nightclub, and Jorge continued his pursuit of the Chaotix. Nobody else in the club was alerted, and they continued to party on thanks to the loud music played by DJ Sokka. Jorge called up the rest of the Spanglish Vagrants, a Hispanic street gang that he leads. But it turns out they are being attacked!
Chapter 3: Triple Trouble
The Spanglish Vagrants are being attacked by the AZN Mob! "SHitttt!" one of the SV cried out. Ja'quan the Hedgehog went back to the Daft Jam Records, where he produced many rap songs such as "Anime and Visual Novel Girls Love BBC America," "Big Mike's Gonna Fuck Ya, Anime Girls" and "Onii-chan's Arsehole." When he got there, he found his hoes that he snatched from Vector's bitch ass. "Megumin! Yunyun! What are you doing here?" he asked, sounding like that one guy who is an African tech specialist in the Michael Bay Transformers movies.
"We heard that the Chaotix where going to attack the Vice Throne so we headed back here!" Megumin cried out seductively.
"Yes but why are you giving head to Duke Nukem, Aqua!?" Ja'quan the Hedgehog asked the blue haired waifu who hangs out with Satou Kazuma, Trey'guan's errand boy and lap dog.
"Mhmmm! :3" Aqua moaned while sucking and tugging on Duke Nukem's twelve inch twinkie. That's 304.8 millimeters for primitives! "Yeah suck it long and hard!" Duke Nukem commanded. "Lick my balls of steel!" the Duke ordered Aqua to do so before going back to nibbling on Darkness's tits like a hamster. Like that one hamster, Hamtaro. Ja'quan knew that the boss, Barret White, and the underboss, Claude Speed, headed out to interrupt a deal between the Gatorese Family and the Frieza Cartel that begans tomorrow. "Okay guess I'll check up on the Grand Avalanche."
At night, Sonic drove to the Grand Avalanche in a four-door sedan, finding a nice parking spot. "Time to entertain the customers. Put on a good show, gangstas!" Sonic said sarcastically. The interior of the place is very luxorious, from the golden chandeliers to the Carlton coloured carpets. "Deku, this is a nice place! I'm glad you took us here!" Ochaco Uraraka remarked, blushing. The messy green-haired freckled boy simply smiled back at his friends, as they are all 16 years old. Old enough to drink alcohol and iced tea. "Yeah, I heard they even have total babes here!" Denki Kaminari mentioned, wanting to see some total babes. Minoru Mineta also wanted to see some total babes. "Yeah, I want to see ones with nice curves!" he said, thinking about Momo Yaoyorozu, Nemuri Kayama, Yu Takeyama, their curves, and their large busts. Now he would be thinking about bullets, screaming, gunfire, and trying to leave the place before getting shot. "Why does this have to happen here!?" Mina Ashido wondered. "Come on, this way!" Eijiro Kirishima commanded, leading his friends and other customers to the emergency exit. Tora Hagakure managed to sneak a bottle of champagne into a bag before the U.A. students ran off to the voyages beyond.
Sonic punched one of the Vice Magnate affiliated guards and took their Glock 26. He tossed another Glock 26 to Mario and they began to shoot up the Vice Magnates while avoiding the customers. They also concealed their faces so no one could recognise them. Mario brought out the duffel bags containing the standard submachine gun of most gangs, the Uzi in all of its full length glory. "Here is your main course, provided with a 32 round magazine." Taking cover behind the reception counter, they shot at the Vice Magnates rushing towards them with baseball bats. "The VM ain't the sharpest tools in the shed!" Sonic remarked. The other Mobians used their TEC-9 machine pistols to help take over the cabaret. "This is our turf now, bitches! EDM for life!" a Mobian-Saints gangster proclaimed. Sonic told two of his gang members to check the management office, which they did, clearing out any Vice Magnates inside there. "Hey Sonic, I think the management papers are in here!" one of the gang members called out, examining an office drawer. Sonic said "Good work gang! Now we just need to find someone to put in charge of our new business..." leading to Mario to reply "There is someone I know who might be interested." He called up someone. Now it is time to take over Broadway.
Tails and Knuckles were discussing their next move against the Vice Magnates. "Okay Knuckles, we gonna help Sonic and Mario take the fight to one of the neighbourhoods under their control. We park the box trucks here and here, that way not a single VM can get away!" Tails said like he was on crack coccaine. Knuckles agreed with this plan since it was better than his own plan. Getting high off marijuana.
Knuckles and Tails drove up to the neighbourhood and did drive-by on the Vice Magnates there. Sonic pointed out there are some more of their enemies near the arcade, theater, and gambling shop. Doing a full scale hit on the enemies would be difficult, especially if the SSPD get involved. They needed to be precise on how they hit the enemy bangers. Sonic got out of the car and used a Walther PPK with a sound suppressor, or silencer, attached, like 007 James Bond. He snuck up to the first group of Vice Magnates and shot them with his trusty pistol. Onto the second group near the theater, which was more difficult because of the customers line. "I don't want to hit any civilians" Sonic thought. He had to divert their attention away from the theater area. "The Vice Magnets really are attracted to poop!" he yelled, causing one of them to reply with "You take that back!" They ran after him with their fists in hand and Sonic got them into an alley where he proceed to gun them down. The last group is at the gambling shop, but when Sonic arrived, the group has been wiped out by Mario. "Okay Sonic, that is all of them! Let's-a go before the cops get here!" Mario exclaimed.
Barret Wallace, better known as Barret White (not to be confused with Barry White), found out about the cabaret hit after his lieutenant Tifa Lockhart told him. "These little baby gangstas think they hard? We Will stomp them into a muthafrickin' mud patch. Okay T, find out what you can about them."
"Understood, Mr. Wallace."
Back to Barret Wallace. "Hold on, Clou- I mean Claude." He was talking to Claude Speed. "What do you mean that puny gang of wannabe gangstas took over Broadway? The police didn't even show up? I'm gonna have a talk with our inside man..."
[15 February 2020 9:36]
In Westopolis, Sonic drove around in his stolen taxicab, heading back to the crib. Suddenly, he spotted a purple 4-door sedan outside of a gambling shop. Two thugs walked out of the building. One of them wore a baseball cap backwards, a white t-shirt, gray cargo pants, a purple bandana covering the lower half of their face, and Nikes. The other one had a bandana covering their face as well, a wife beater, black sweatpants, a platinum necklace, and black Vans. "Brace yo self bitches! Brace yo selves!" the first thug shouted out in his African-Animexan accent. Then some rival gangsters arrived and they wore green clothing. "Ay yo, fuck the Vice Magnates! Muthafuckas trying to take our boys' hoes away! Fuck yoselves foos!" the other gang, known as the Furry Disciples, shouted out. Oddly enough, both are part of the Hustla Nation alliance. "Move yo asses, negguhs!" Sly Cooper said. He is a member of the Furry Disciples alongside his homies Bentley and Murray. Sly Cooper did not care if others thought he was being an asshole. After all, as a furry ̶g̶a̶n̶g̶s̶t̶e̶r̶, you needed to be one. Bentley and Murray shouted out "Yeah, fuck those Vice Maggots up!"
"It's Vice Magnates, you ignoreant asshoe!" PaRappa the Rappa blurted out. The purple beanie made him represent the Vice Magnates. He threw up gang signs and smoked a blunt.
The Vice Magnates and Furry Disciples turned to find yet another gang wearing similar attire. They had tattoos and were wearing wife beaters, jeans, and yellow coloured bandanas. Other wore black and gold jackets with black sweatpants and fingerless gloves. "Ey holmes, mira." The Puerto Rican and Mexican gang that wearing yellow clothing are known as the Spanglish Sovereigns. The Vice Magnates and Spanglish Sovereigns fought against each other. One of the pimps got shot by a member of the Vice Magnates, who said "That what yo' ass get for dealing with them and not us!" A gang war errupted. They killed each other until they died. The gnag war worsened when a black four-door Egg Industries Sudan showed up. "Ni Hao." the driver said, as his homies in the passenger seats took out their QBZ-95 rifles and gunned down many of the opposition. That is the only Chinese mentioned by this gang throughout the story. "Oh shit! We ain't have any problems with y'all!" a VM yelled. An entire convoy of AZN Mob gangsters showed up after the attack on their turf. "Hey stupids! You should have left Chinatown when we told you too. Now you die!" the warlord announced. Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Kong Long ago the five AZN gangs were unified, but everything changed when the Y2K Fire Nation Tongs attacked. The Y2K Tongs are Chinese doomsday preppers who dabble into crime as a way to gain funds and respect. Civilians on the street were running away, screaming. Some of the homeless didn't care. They just kept drinking their malt liquor and lied down on used mattresses. As for Sonic, Sonic said "Oh flipin frickin fracks!" before putting the pedal to the metal. The gusts of wind sent chills down the hedgehog's spines.
Sonic drove really fast. Gotta go fast. Especially to avoid getting caught in the crossfire between the gangs. Near the middle of Westopolis, there are bunch of drug addicts. Sonic made a sour face, not liking what he has seen. He back to the hideout of his, an abandoned mansion in the Mobius Hill hood. "This place looks like dookie, but we can obtain some help to renovate it. Suppose that is up to Shadow." The mansion was claimed by the Emerald Drive Mobians, one of the three sets within the street gang known as the Mobian-Saints. The other two sets, the Third Street Mobians and the Fruta Boulevard Mobians, are controlled by Knuckles Finna Cloppington and Blaze Solina. As Sonic walked into the mansion, he noticed some of his fellow gangbangers smoking some weed and drinking 40 oz. grape soda mixed with cough syrup and Jolly Ranchers. It was time for him to speak with Shadow about what to do next.
Shadow the Hedgehog, a anthropomorphic hedgehog with black texture and red streaks in his hedgy spines and white chest hair covered by a mocha coloured Hawaiian shirt, blue jeans, and black tennis shoes sat at his office desk, counting the dollar bills they made from a drug deal. "About time your arse shows up. Our friend from Third Street needs help with something. A little drug deal it was? Yeah, that is what it was," British Shadow answered and said in a cool, deep angery accent. Shadow Killslayer is the leader of the Emerald Drive Mobians, who use the colour azure to represent the Mobian-Saints and the colour viridian to denote that they are from the Emerald Drive set, located in the Mobius Hill neighbourhood. "Go on and help Knuckles. You know where he at. Third Street." Sonic walked out of the office and got into his car, a candy apple red 1971 Chevrolet Caprice. "Ah shoot, here we go again!" Sonic blurted out while driving to Third Street. Another traffic jam. The true blue hero took out his TEC-9 and fired off a few shots into the sky, causing the traffic to loosen up, like a toilet being flushed full of laundry.
Chapter 4: A Little More Action...
[15 February 2020 3:41 PM]
Sonic. "Well, here it is. The Angel Island Apartments. Time to head to Knuckles's room" Sonic grunted, not wanting to put up with Knuckles again. The Third Street Mobians, wearing azure and violet clothing, greeted Sonic with welcoming greetings. "Sup foo" they told him, to which he simply waved back. After going up some stairs, Sonic knocked on Knuckles's door, and Knuckles was there, wearing his iconic light pink pastel suit jacket and tangerine coloured trousers with a lemon chiffon tie, dark blue flannel undershirt and lime green dress shoes. He was smoking his iconic cigars as usual. "Sonic, buddy, how ya doin!" Sonic looked like he was stoned for a minute, answering "Good." Knuckles began to explain to Sonic about a deal he and Blaze Solina set up with some Russian drug dealers.
"Russians!?" Sonic asked but shouted. Knuckles answered "Aye! We, or rather you, and Tails, give them two briefcases containing used dollar bills, briefcases full of 10's and 20's, in exchange, they provide us a... reasonable amount of cocaine." Sonic decided to call up Tails, as they are homies 4 life. "Hey Tails, meet me outside of Knuckles's crib."
"Sure thing Sonic" Tails said to Sonic.
They drove to Segan Wharf on the southside of the island of Westopolis.
[15 February 2020 4:19 PM]
The sky appeared to be tangerine orange in contrast with the white clouds, forming an orange sherbert sky. Sonic was blasting "Mr Mister - Broken Wings" from his mixtape playing in his car stereo. He took out his car stereo and brought it with him to the deal. There were two Russian dudes, Nikolai and Kamarov. "Got the stuff?" Sonic asked. "Да товарищ" Kamarov responded, showing off the cocaine packages and asking "You brought cash?" afterwards. "Tens and twenties. Used."
"I think we have deal my friend. Hahahahahaha-" Nikolai laughed. He would stop laughing as three hitmen showed up and gunned down him and Kamarov. Sonic managed to survive by homing attack his way into the Egg Rolls Royce through the windshield which the hitmen shot. "Drive Tails! Hit the pedal to the metal!" Suddenly, a group of bikers showed up and fired back at the three hitmen. "FUCK YOU FUCKER!" an anthropomorphic rabbit biker with a beard from the Sons of Shadic Motorcycle Club shouted, firing their Ithaca 37 at the hitmen. Another biker threw pipebombs at the Station Square Police Department, and a threesome shootout took place at the wharf. "Holy Emeralds! Nowhere in this city is safe! I've gotta find a way out of here!" Sonic thought to himself. Tails drove really fast. Gotta go fast. Especially to avoid getting caught in the Battle of the Segan Wharf.
"Ah cow, I gotta let Shadow, Knuckles, and Blaze know the deal is unsuccessful." Sonic told Tails to head to the mansion, where the three heads of the Mobian-Saints street gang waited. Sonic knew it was time to use curse words and profanity, especially to show the notorious og's (original gangsters) like Shadow, Knuckles, and Blaze that he means business.
Knuckles: "So how'd it go, Sonic? You bring the yeyo?"
Sonic: "The deal was an ambush. Some hitmen came along and took out the Russian cocaine dealers."
Blaze: "At least you still have the money, right!?"
Sonic: "No."
Knuckles slammed his knuckles into the table. "That was my money, Sonic! MY, MONEY!"
Sonic: "Cool it, Knuckles. I'll get the money and the coke. I'll even hit the streetz to find out who is behind the ambush."
Shadow: "It's settled then. Sonic will take a battalion of Mobian-Saints and eliminate every enemy gangsta in Sunset Heights. May the cash and coke be with us soon."
Blaze: "Remember Sonic. We are watching you... so do the job correctly this time."
Sonic walked outside of the mansion and fell down like an asshole. Sonic went out of the run down mansion, ready to murder the rival gangsters. He decided to go drinking at the bar in Little Kowloon then he went to Sunset Heights. Sunset Heights is a ghetto neighbourhood containing projects. Not projects like projects for school or work or other stuff, but projects as in residential buildings. Tails was with him.
"These cannabis filled brownies are great! Nothing beats a cannabis filled brownie!" Brock said happily. Sonic grabbed him by the equipment slot and demanded the location of the Vice Magnates lieutenant in Sunset Heights. "I think he is in the 4rth floor of the public housing over ther!"
"You think? Think again!" Sonic said like Jesse Ventura from Conspiracy Theory show. Sonic went inside the projectz to eliminate every sucka inside the building, including the lieutenants and sergeants then he steeal there drugs and money. Tails stabbed a can of beer and began to shotgun the drank.
[15 February 2020 7:30 PM]
Sonic and Tails went to see Knuckles in his apartment, thinking he could help them find new recruits. The hedgehog knocked on the door. "Knuckles, it's Sontails. We need your help." As the door opened, Knuckles gave Sonic a Dwight Bison uppercut. "Ow! Okay, that one hurt a lot."
"Sonic, hand over the Master Emerald pieces!" Knuckles demanded in his Jamaican accent.
"What the- You're off your Angel Island Altar, Knux."
"I'm hearty as a buck, unlike your royal dookieness!"
That insult made Sonic slightly angry. "Take back that insult."
"Sure. Sorry, Coo-Coo Sonic Warrior."
"Don't call me Coo-Coo Sonic Warrior or I MIGHT GET MAD!" Sonic snarled.
"That is what you are, mon."
Sonic let out a battle cry loud enough to give the Super Saiyans a run for their money. He began to transform into a big furry. A werehog, if you will. "Now I'm as strong as you are, Knux."
"Don't call me Knux, or I MIGHT GET ANGRY!" Knuckles growled.
"Oh no! Not crud this again!" Tails commented.
"Sorry Knux."
Knuckles let out a yell loud enough to wake up the entire neighbourhood. That is, if the neighbourhood were made of Ultraglobalist Cosmonauts. His gloves became a tangerine orange (the color not the fruit) and Knuckles went from red to pink. He also had a very light yellow aura around him. Sonic said that the echidna looked like he had lemonade coloured skin. They began to throw punches at each other at a rapid fire rate. It was like watching characters from Dragon Balls Z fight in their super forms. "Percussion! Concussion! Cusscussion!" Sonic blurted out to the timing of his combos, all of which Knuckles blocked. Sonic charged up his fisting energy to create a massive shockwave punch that sent both of them flying in opposite directions. Even Tails flew from the impact of their punch. "Sweet emeralds, that was almost as good as sex!" Sonic proclaimed.
"That fight looked like erotic wrestling!" Tails jet set jested. Little did they know a familiar foe was nearby, gripping the two Chaos Emeralds Knuckles had.
"Ba-ha! You fools! Now the Chaos Emeralds are mine! Like taking candy from a baby, or a gentile!"
"Manegg! I should have known! I'm fixin' to given ya a whooping!" Knuckles exclaimed.
"Too bad, Knucklehead! There is an angry mob of Egg Pawns with torches and rope waiting for you all."
At the end of the day, Eggman obliterated the apartment window with a laser beam and escaped in his Egg Mobile, two Chaos Emeralds in hand. Knuckles took a look outside his broken apartment window and found an angry, but smiling, mob of Egg Pawns wielding torches, nooses, and Egg Bazookas. "No time to cool yer heels! The hemp mob is outside!"
Escaping through the emergency exit, they hopped into Tails's car. "Hit the gas, gas, gas! And try not to crash! We're going to places tonight! Yeah yeah yeah!" Sonic sang.
They went back to the hideout, and Sonic grabbed a beer out of the refridge. Tails spotted him. "Ey Sonic, pass me three four me."
Chapter 5: Old Friends, New Enemies...
Shadow was counting the money and weighing the bags of weed that Sonic stole from the Vice Magnates. He was wearing similar clothing to last time except instead of a mocha coloured Hawaiiny shirt, the hedgehog wore a jade green one that still had the floral design. "Not bad, Sonic, not bad at all!" Shadow said happily. It is not out of character for Shadow to be happy. "Anyways, there is a meeting I set up on some Yacht. An informant who might know where the cocaine and money is that we were supposed to gain from that deal with those Russians. You go with Mario."
"What do I get out of this?" Sonic questioned quizaclly.
"Money, then you can get whatever shit you want" Shadow responded.
"I should go with him!" Knuckles exclaimed. Shadow shook his head. "The deal is between the informant, Sonic, and Mario. You can cover them Knux, but do not interfere." Knuckles was annoyed by Shadow telling him what to do and what not to do and what he can sometimes do, dudes. The three headed inside the Dodge Ram Van and Knuckles drove to the Kongo Docks in Metropolis. "Okay, here we are..." Knuckles commented, seeming on edge. Not because he is edgy, but because the place seemed too quiet, as if something was going down. Sonic and Mario used a boat to reach the yacht, where the informant who is crocodile awaited.
"h-H-H-hey fellas! Did you bring the goods!?" the informant asked. He looked like a member of the Vice Magnates.
"Yeah." Mario replied, sliding the briefcase of and weed.
The informant began to jitter. "Oh yes! Wait a minute... This isn't my fix! Where is the cocaine you assholes!?" the informant screeched.
Sonic was getting pissed. "If we had the cocaine, we wouldn't be here for the information on where it might be now, would we!?" the hedgehog yelled.
"Information? I thought we were trading money for drugs!" the informant asked.
"Let's go Mario, this nutjob is all coked up." Sonic said. Suddenly the informant pulled out a detonator and activated the bomb on the yacht. "TIME TO DIE SUCKERS!"
"Shit!" Mario shouted. Both tried to jump out of into the water.
Knuckles looked onward to see the explosion. Shadow and Blaze began to walk near him. "That's one less loose end." Blaze remarked. Knuckles turned to Shadow, irritated. "Great, thanks Shadow! Now I'll never find the Master Emerald pieces! We should have killed off Sonic earlier!" Shadow grinned-smirked eviley like an evil hedgehog. "What's done is done. You don't have to worry about the Master Emerald pieces. There stored safely within the vaults of a particular building I plan to buy out. Mario won't even be a problem anymore. That piece of shit had double crossed the Gatorese Family all to protect some blonde bitch 'princess' which angered them greatly. It makes sense they place a hit on him." the Shadow Killslayer said. It is time for the gang to head back to the hideout now that their task is complete. Tails became an alcoholic once the news of Sonic and Mario dying on the yacht explosion reached him. A moment of silence for Sonic and Mario.