henlo ever1 i'm the author misskinny and i just really wanted to share this cool new book with u plez tell me if you liek my oc's ok thx bai
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The story starts with a mission. A very, very, important mission. A stakeout mission, because they were never sent on any other sort of mission. They also had no idea what they were searching for, why they were there, or how long the mission was supposed to last. But don't worry, this was very, very normal. It was also normal that they were in Gotham, because Batman loves other heroes in his cities.
"I'm boooooooooooooooooooored," Wally groaned childishly, stuffing a hot dog into his mouth. "When will we get to go do stuff?" It was no shock to anyone that Wally wasn't taking this seriously as he was always obnoxious and loud and had absolutely no character development. "Let's go closer."
"I don't think that's a good idea, chap." Said Kaldur, voice for some reason thick with a British accent. "Let us instead go for a swim and talk about improving our missions." He said, flipping through a book of endangered fish.
"Guys, look, somebody is sneaking into the abandoned warehouse which is also on the abandoned pier!" Robin said, pointing frantically at the shadowy person that was indeed sneaking into the abandoned warehouse on the abandoned pier, since their missions never happened anywhere else. "Let's get in closer."
Artemis drew her bow and growled like a cornered dog. "I say we attack this person. Who cares about the rules? I do whatever I want, whenever I want. I was raised to never be told what to do!"
"Shut up, *insert unclever insult here*, I didn't even listen to what you said but I want to start an argument with you!" Wally yelled, shoving another ten hot dogs down his throat.
"Oh yeah, Baywatch?" She shot back, since Baywatch was the only insult she ever used ever. "I think you-"
"I'm going to cut you off for what I think is a clever dramatic effect!" Conner roared, "even though I've worked with Black Canary on my anger, I still have uncontrollable rage and I'm going to risk the whole mission to showcase that anger for no reason!"
M'gann swooned, a dreamy, star-crossed look went over her. "You do that, you hunk of a man. I love you but I'm too shy to say anything." She then blushed profusely and looked away shyly.
"No, Conner! Don't!" Robin yelled, but it was too late as he sprinted roaring like a tiger toward the abandoned warehouse on top of the abandoned pier.
"Come on, Meghan and Artemis and Kaldur and Dick- wait they aren't supposed to know your name, I mean Robin let's stupidly run after him without forming a plan while Kaldur says something like, 'let's make a plan..or not'." Wally yelled, nobody noticed that he used their first names instead of their superhero names.
"Let's make a plan..or not." Kaldur said, losing his accent momentarily before the author remembered he still needed one. "Top of the morning! I guess I'll just have to follow, don'tcha know?"
They all rushed into the building, only Megan (ignore that the author keeps changing her name spelling) noticed that Conner had somehow managed to be stripped of his shirt.
"Where's the guy we saw?" Artemis asked, raising her bow to the shadows surrounding the place. It was nighttime and very dark, there were a lot of boxes around the place as well as joker cards scattered everywhere and a joker head painted in blood on the wall.
Suddenly crazy laughter was heard.
"I should know exactly who this is, in fact we all should, but for dramatic effect we have no idea until the last minute that the man in this room is in fact the person we all think it is!" Robin said, looking wildly around the room since he had absolutely no idea who this could be.
"Show yourself!" Wally yelled since he couldn't yell anything less cliche.
Suddenly a man walked in with bright green hair and a crazy smile, slowly laughing. "Junior Justice! How fun!"
"It's the Joker!" Wally yelled positively amazed. There was absolutely no way they could know that! "What are you doing here?"
Me'gan looked up shyly from her firm stare at Superboy's exposed chest and said. "Really, I wonder why we're here. I mean, Batman would never send us to Gotham unless he absolutely had to. And how did we not know who was going to be here? How did we not know the Joker was going to be here? Why didn't Batman tell us what we were going to do? Why-"
Time froze momentarily, as two figures appeared to be watching from afar.
We knew she'd be trouble. Quick, employ the backup plan.
Right away.
"Mega'n!" Kaldr interrupted, once again losing his accent as time went back into pace. "That's a lot of questions that are supposed to be left unanswered! Don't worry about basic logic."
Megan blinked, and found herself snapped back into her cliche self. "Oh! I'm so sorry! I'm going to start crying my eyes out!"
She sobbed into her hands, indeed sobbing her eyes out. Conner drew her into his bare chest, by even though she had been previously swooning over him she didn't notice.
"Don't cry, sweet cheeks." Wally said even as she watched her sink into Connor's chest, "I'm right here and I'll keep you company forever. It's so obvious you like Superboy that even I'd have to notice eventually, but I'm going to keep aimlessly flirting with you like I do with every other girl!"
"You're so stupid, Wally!"
"Why don't you two just get a room?" Asked Robin because he never exclaimed anything else.
Suddenly, they all remembered the Joker was there, turning towards the man who had been quietly and patiently waiting for him to be important again. "I'm going to set bombs off all over the city! And you can't do anything to stop me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."
The laughing goes on for a while.
"...HAHAHA." He said, amazing everyone that he could do that all in one breath. "I'm going to say something else that shows an unclever pun then laugh again!"
"You'll never get away with this, Joker!" Robin yelled.
"Oh, won't I? I'm already ten steps ahead of you, bird brain. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA…"
Repeat for a few sentences.
"...HAHAHAHAHA."
"You'll never get away with this, Joker! You're outnumbered!" Yelled Robin, pulling out his bird-a-rang and narrowing his eyes.
"Oh, am I?" The Joker shot back mysteriously. Suddenly, a crazed laughter echoed from the rafters and a young girl with striking green eyes, delicate pale skin, and a puffy black and white dress jumped down and looked at them. "Behold my totally not cliche partner Ace who it totally not clichely named!" He grinned widely. (A/N: please tell me if u liek my oc she's kind of based off of myself and..*insert really long and unnecessary author's note that could totally be said at the end but we're putting it in the middle for no reason*)
"Hi there! I'm totally insane because my dad's the Joker somehow how messed up is that anyway I'm just going to keep talking and try and distract the reader from the fact that I'm the most cliche villain oc ever and-"
Suddenly, Ace's eyes widened dramatically and she dramatically threw her hand over her face and burst into tears. "Oh woo me! Please, I want to turn away from my life of evil and instead turn to good! Please, take me away from my father and ignore that this is spontaneous and has no real reason behind it!"
Tears filled the team's eyes as she convinced them wholeheartedly that she meant every word. "Oh Ace, we're going to ignore the fact that we just met you and that you're potentially clinically insane and dangerous and definitely accept you into our team!" Wally cried, throwing himself at Ace's feet. "Please accept our invitation!"
Ace reared up and grabbed Wally's hand, "Oh thank you Kid Flash! I accept. Sorry Dad, but I'm tired of being evil!"
The Joker, who was temporarily forgotten about and therefore didn't do anything during this whole exchange, just nodded. "I'm going to fight to get you back because that's what every villain mentor does but I'm not going to stop you from getting taken because then the story would have no plot. I'm also going to forget about the whole bomb situation and let you leave."
"K bye"
Then the heroes walked off with their newest partner who would become Batman's partner for some reason because Batman just accepts random villain street kids into his home now and takes the most non-cliche name ever (Mockingbird). She would fight to forget her past and use her timeless beauty and perfect-at-everything to become the greatest superhero ever. She also started dating Robin because he's everyone's number one pick.
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The Young Justice team was sitting around their green couch, watching the static on television. Their newest member, Ace, was helping out Megan in the kitchen.
"Hello Megan! Oops. Burned the cookies and brownies and pancakes and waffles and-" could be heard in the background along with "so what's with you, megalicious?"
Basically, it was a normal day in the cave.
And then, everything changed.
The zeta beam lit up, all heads turned dramatically towards the source as a girl with red flowing hair and brilliant green eyes stepped boldly toward the seven members.
"Hello, everyone" said a voice from behind her. "Meet your new teammate Quicksilver."
Her gleaming silver suit entranced the team members as they watched her dazzling smile.
"Lily?"
Nine pairs of eyes shot toward Wally who was shoving a cookie into his mouth. "What are you doing here?"
She smiled at him, temporarily blinding the speedster. "I'm your new teammate! So I was near all these like chemical things in my garage and then something crazy and unexplainable happened that I can't describe to you because the author didn't think that far but anyway they blew up in my face and I got super speed with no repercussions whatsoever! Is it that great?"
Wally blinked. "How long ago was that?"
Maurice frowned, thinking "Like ten minutes ago."
He smiled. "Cool. Welcome to the team."
Ignoring the fact that she had absolutely no training, Maurice smiled and was greeted by each team member, dazzling each of them with her smile and kindness.
Since the man who had introduced her had disappeared into thin air, she was left by herself which was totally fine because she was really good at making friends and sucking out their souls.
"What was that?" Said Megan, head looking up from her burnt milk.
"What was what?" Artemis growled, savagely sharpening her arrow with her teeth.
"I guess nothing." She said and returned dazedly to the task at hand.
Leading away from that distraction, Maurice looked up to see a boy dangling like a bat from the shafts in the roof. Her heart started pounding on her ears and a love look crossed over her face.
"Oh my god, you gorgeous hunk of man! Come down here!" She screamed and threw her arms at the ceiling.
Robin came down and gave her a billionaire smile (HAHAHAHAHA PUNS) "Hi Lily. Are you feeling the aster? Quite frankly I'm pretty whelmed."
"DATE ME"
"Ok"
They smiled, touched, held hands, and lived happily ever-
"Hey.. isn't Robin already dating Ace?"
Multiple heads snapped to Artemis, her previously scowling eyes were instead scrunched up in confusion. Actually, they were less glazed, more lively, M'gann raised an eyebrow. What was-
"I have important news."
Wally screamed and turned around, where Batman was standing directly behind him. Of course nobody had heard him come in because the zeta beams didn't announce when convenient for the story. His voice was monotone and even, no emotion, just narrowed eyes and no smile.
"Ace is actually related to Robin. Long lost twin. Discuss."
He then quite literally walked backwards into the shadows and faded from view. Robin stared after him, then glanced toward a smiling Ace who looked really excited.
"But.. that can't be right." Robin said, tilting his head. "I don't have any-"
Ace's eyes narrowed, unbeknownst to the group. Robin stiffened, before relaxing with a lopsided grin. "Of course she is! She's my long lost twin that looks absolutely nothing like me or like she's from Romania decent!"
"That explains my origins! The Joker actually turned out to be my kidnapper as a baby! That makes perfect sense!" She spun around, arms opened wide. "And now I can date my true love, Wallace West!"
Wally grinned, opened his arms, and dipped Ace into a kiss. Artemis just stared blankly, and Wally proceeded to ignore her.
They then had more burnt cookies and watched a movie. The end.
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And that's the end of the book plz go check out my others books-
"WAIT!" Megan yelled out, making everyone stop what they were doing. The familiar pounding was developed in the back of her head, "this isn't right. Something isn't right."
"What are you talking about Megannnnn? Aster, turbed, whelmed. Signature cackle." Robin's voice was now young and peppy, like a two year old on sugar.
"This. This can't be right. You guys. Them!" She said pointing to the two OC's, Lily and Ace, who were now whispering to each other.
"Grrr! Feelings are for those weak and helpless! Daddy issues are my spirit animal!" Conner growled out, "WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY MEAN BY THAT MEGONE?"
"Come on now, you gotta explain. Fish are endangered! Save them!" Kaldur's voice was devoid of emotion and feeling. Monotone. Dark.
"No. Stop that! You all never acted like this. I never acted like this." She was clutching her head now, eyes wildly glancing around until they landed on the two newest members. "And them! They're strangers, we don't know a thing about them!"
"Yeah we do. Lily is my cousin. Ace is Robin's twin sister. I hate Artemis! She's mean!" Wally sounded pouty and childish, shoving ten burnt cookies in his mouth.
"What's Lily's middle name then?"
Wally blinked, a curious look crossing his face. He stopped with a cookie halfway to his mouth. "I.. don't know."
"How do you not know your own cousin's middle name?" Artemis asked, looking up from where she was shooting arrows at the wall while mumbling something about keeping secrets and a girl named Jade.
"I-"
"It's Lily Tulip Diamond Water West" Lily barked, scowling. "And what is your point?"
"My point is that that's not even a real middle name." Megan said, "and your speed. How did you get it with no repercussions? Wally said the Flash was in a coma for months. And he had third degree burns till his powers kicked in three weeks later!" Megan frowned, Lily's eyes were wide, glancing at Ace for help. "And Wally never mentioned a cousin before. In fact, he said he only had a single uncle and aunt, the Flash and his wife. So how" Megan jammed her finger in Lily's face, "are you two even related?"
"I, uh, I.." Lily was struck, backing away slowly.
"Now Meg'ann, lets just calm down and-" Ace cut herself off when Megan snapped to face her, now pointing her green finger right in her direction.
"And you," Megan spat, "I don't know much about Robin, but I do remember him saying he had no siblings. In fact, he doesn't have any remaining family. Do you, Robin?"
"I.. don't." Robin said slowly, looking at the rest of the team. Their previously glazed-over eyes were now focused directly on the three girls. "No. You're right! I don't! And a long lost twin sister? How would I not know? My parents shared everything with me! And when my parents died was my first time being in Gotham since I was alive, there's no way you could have been kidnapped by the Joker." Robin blinked, "what's going on here?"
The two girls blinked at them, then looked at each other. "We can explain." Said one, giving the other a nod.
"Sleep!"
They all dropped to the floor, sound asleep.
—AUTHOR. doesn't.. hey, what's going on? I know how to-
"I said sleep!"—
She's figured it out sooner than expected.
Well, what did you expect? She is a white Martian.
It's taking all our minion's energy to keep them in this clichely timed sleep spell that remains unexplained. What should we do?
I say we bring the Martian here. She could provide some use
Alright. What of the rest?
Before this little.. interruption they were doing so splendidly. Our best source in ages. But I'm afraid they haven't got much further before they're nothing more than a dried sponge.
Fair enough. I'll tell the minions to finish up.
Excellent. Pretty soon we'll be set
AUTHOR… DOESN'T.. KNOW…. help…..