It's dark, you have a ringing in your head. The last thing you remember are people laughing and a gunshot. You open your eyes, it's all red, orange, pink, and yellow. Freaked out, you push back, and you see the pink clouded sky and a red pentagram.
"Hi!" a perky voice says behind you. Rubbing your eyes you get up. In front of you is a normal sized girl. She has blond, somewhat curly hair and her face is painted like a clown. "My name is Charlie, you must be new here!" She puts her hand out for you to take. "Um.. well.. Welcome to hell!"
"WHAT!?" you yell. 3 demon-looking guys across near a trash bin look over to you, and you shrink down "I mean.. What?" You look around and take in all of your surroundings- you can't believe all places you're in hell.
"What do you mean 'what'?" Charlie asks.
"Um.." you ponder, "pretty much fucking everything! I've never done anything horrible, I shouldn't be HERE." You start to pace, thinking of all the reasons why you would be in hell..
Charlie doesn't seem to know what to say. Another girl with pale concrete skin, long white hair topped with a bow, and a white and pink dress pops up. "Vaggie!" Charlie exclaims, "This here is my friend Vaggie," she introduces her to you. She pauses and then quickly says "Wait! We can help you get to heaven!"
"How?" You ask enthusiastically.
"We're trying to start a hotel to help redeem demons," Vaggie smirks pridefully.
"Why?" you ask, "I mean, why do you want bad people redeeming themselves to heaven? They could just convert back… and heck… KILL other people again"
"Glad you asked!" Charlie giggles. You can see Vaggie groan and slap her hand on her face. "S- " Charlie starts to sing but Vaggie cuts her off with a stare. Charlie frowns and just quickly says "It's because every year we, demons, get slaughtered, so we want to find another way to control overpopulation in a more humane way."
Vaggie smiles, and was about to say something when-
"You got another pet to stay!?" someone laughs behind them. You look up and see a white and pink fluffy… Guy? Girl? Their hair goes forward and back like some sort of scythe.
"People aren't always about sex," Vaggie sighs and turns to them, "And ew. I'm SO not into BDSM." The person just laughs. Their voice is pretty scratchy and more male, but the chest part just throws you off.
"The fuck?" You ask.
"Oh, my apologies," The person says, "My name is Angel Dust." The voice gives it away that he's male. He winks at you sexually and walks away to a vending machine you're pretty sure is giving out drugs.
"He's….Odd," Vaggie tells you, putting her hand on your shoulder.
You shake your head, weirded out, "Um… anyway, I guess I'll go to your hotel."
"PERFECT!" Charlie jumps. She takes your hand and drags you off. Past you are all sorts of demon looking people with horns, scales, slime, etc. You're overwhelmed with all the bright burning colors and black mixed in with it.
You stop at a rickety tall building. It's doors are twice the size of Angel Dust (who is taller than you) and is colored red and brown. And to top it off is a red and yellow sign on top reading 'Hazbin Hotel'.
"Here it is!" Charlie says in a sing-song voice. Before you can open the door you see an even taller pink and red person. He has short hair to his chin, tips are black, and some of it stuck up representing horns. He seemed to have a stuck yellow smile and a red spectacle in his right eye, he has on a red and black his hand is a weird like microphone.
"WHY hello there newcomer!" The big smiled man threw his arms in the air to welcome you. His voice sounded like an old radio reporter, and he spoke directly into the handheld microphone.
"Um…" You uneasily smile back and say "Hi?"
"THIS," Charlie smiles around to the radio voiced man, "is Alastor!"
"The radio demon," Vaggie huffs under her breath. You can see Vaggie giving him a daring glare, but you can tell she won't act on it because of Charlie.
"What's up hot stuff?" Angel says between sucking on a sucker he probably found in a pocket. Alastor doesn't break his uneasy welcoming grin, but you can tell he was annoyed at Angels comment. "Now we just need that Cleany-"
"Nifty!" Alastor corrects.
"Yes," Angel dismisses "Nifty and Husker-"
"Husk." Alastor corrects again wearily.
"Yes, HUSK!" Angel giggles at the name or something and looks lustfully at the entrance door. You ponder who they are, and kinda laugh at how quickly you met people here in HELL of all places.
"ALRIGHTY!" Charlie giggles, "Let's head inside!" Inside, the floor is carpeted with red and velvet carpeting. In the right corner is a pretty gold and velvet couch, the other side is a fireplace, then a little bar. The 1st floor is very spacey and welcoming- well as welcoming can get in hell.
"Hiya! I'm Nifty!" a little one eyed girl with red and gold hair pops up. She waves her hands then pops out and returns to fixing the fireplace to look nicer.
You see Angel head over to the bar where a guy that looks like an owl mixed with a raccoon is drinking. "And I guess that's Husk?" you ask.
Vaggie takes your hand, you notice how soft and gentle they are. She takes you up an elevator to the next floor, to the 2nd door to the right of the elevator. "THIS is where you'll be staying," She places a key in your hand, "Go ahead and take your time getting situated, we'll be downstairs if you need anything."
You smile and thank her, but before you completely step into your room she stops you and says "I really DO hope we can help you." You smile and just nod your head to show her that you have full faith in her.
After about an hour or two of getting everything ready- which was you just taking in inventory and making notes of what you need to do: Get a job, get some more options of clothes, and get some more food options- you come down.
You find Angel still trying to flirt with Husk, crawling over the counter table, Nifty now polishing a naked statue of what you think is Hercules, Vaggie and Charlie playing charades, and Alastor reading a blank cover book.
"Hey guys…" You call, coming out of the elevator. Charlie and Vaggie are the only ones that look up and call you over to their game.
"Guess what I am!" Charlie is in a pose, standing board straight and her fist up to her mouth as if to hold something.
"Umm…" You think, "A president?"
"What? No!"
"Katie Killjoy?" Vaggie asks, they both crack up.. . For some reason.
You look around and see Alastor, "is...it.. Alastor?"
"YES!" Charlie points at you giggling about still.
"Who's Katie Killjoy?" You ask, feeling a little left out.
They both look at eachother, and Vaggie kinda nudges Charlie to tell the story. "Okay," Charlie says, "So Katie Killjoy is a news reporter. And one time when we were trying to promote our hotel she had laughed at us and I had taken her pen and called her a bitch," She looks at Vaggie trying to hide another laugh, "And she got PISSED. We got in an all out brawl!" She couldn't stop herself and started laughing again.
"That's… interesting?" You say, confused.
"Yes it WAS!" You hear Alastor behind you, "She had created all out HAVOC!"
You look at Alastor, taking in all the details of his features… You notice that he seems like a threat, and the way people react to him he has to be, but he just seems… sad?
"Yo, y/n!" someone calls your name. You look up and Angel and Husk had come over with some drinks. "We're gonna go out, wanna come?" Angel calls.
You look around and realise you haven't quite just sat down by yourself and all. You shake your head and let them all head out. Once the door finally shuts in a slam you relax yourself. You realise how uptight you've been, your back hurting like hell! You take a breath and close your eyes.
So, if I can remember, I was at Ethan's house with everyone. We were playing spin the bottle and I had to kiss someone… Was it Blake? Then… Ethan had a gun and shot… did he shoot me?
Now I'm in Hell. I'm in a hotel run by 2 demons named Charlie and Vaggie. The hotel cleaner is named… n..neaty… no nifty! And It's sponsored by an… evil? Demon named Alastor...Alastor
You start to drift off into the thoughts of him. You obsess over the fact that you found some sort of… weakness?
"WHY!" Someone says behind you,"It's just me and you NOW!" You look behind you and see… Alastor