Star and marco were sitting in the diaz livingroom watching some tv and smoking the devils lettuce when star said "Hey marco I got a question" "ok what is it" marco replied.
"Why do people acknowledge that animals sniff eachother's asses and pee as a way of identifying eachother and their territories, but pretend that humans aren't designed with the same senses?
No, I'm not even a fetishist or whatever. I've just noticed its also a tendency in humans and find it funny that it's one of those things we all collectively keep unspoken. Everybody naturally sniffs when they get a whiff of a fart. Everybody feels "liberated" when they pee outside, or at least males do because they were programmed to, the exact same way animals feel when they mark territory, but socially suppressed.
I honestly believe every human being sniffs their own farts especially, subconsciously, as some sort of a self-health check response. Shit stinks super bad, you think "holy fuck" and lay off the burritos a bit, in a nutshell ha."
"uh star wh-" marco tried to stop her but she continued.
"But the point is that its the subtle feeling of liberation, or unexplained slight satisfaction you get when your fart is especially potent, that also keeps animals doing those actions. I believe the very basis of animal "instinct" is just reacting to the things that feel good or bad in the moment. Instinct is the feeling you're programmed to feel from an activity that prompts you to do it or not, and is not actively subconsciously making decisions."
marco was obviously uncomfortable at this point.
"I think every human being is programmed to have a positive response from sniffing their own body. A small satisfaction that keeps them doing it for a larger purpose. Some people, like that German football coach who is often video'd repeatedly sticking his hand in his pants and trying to hide that he's sniffing it, he's not doing anything differently than people do in private. He's just for whatever reason worse at keeping it hidden. Maybe he's just based, or his evolutionary chain happens to have a higher positive feedback response from a satisfying sniff ha ha"
"Am I insane for thinking this? I know I'm high, but am I wrong?"
marco did not know how to respond to this. he just stared at her for a few seconds before finally saying "reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight"