john phoenix was on a cruise when lightning struck the boat, but john phenix watched the news before getting on and knew this was coming so he had a boat prepared to take him to safety
"let us on" said the idiotic mouth breathers on the ship but john phoenix said they should have brought their own boats and he left them to drown
john phoenix rowed the boat until it reached an island and he was tired because it was 11:59 pm so he decided to sleep there
he knocked on the door of the mansion and a boy with red hair answered
"hello i am battler ushiroma" said battler
"what kind of embarrassing name is that?" said john phoenix. "change it as soon as you get home"
battler let john phoenix into the house
"welcome to the ushiromiya house i am battler and that is krauss natsuhi jessica rudolf kyrie eva hideyoshi george rosa maria kinzo shannon kanon genji kumasawa and dr nanjo" said battler, "oh and thats gohda" he pointed at gohda the chef who was carrying dinner in under one of those metal lid things
everyone was introduced and they were all alive but john phoenix knew this would not last for he had solved the mystery before it even happened
"get down" said john phoenix and he grabbed the biggest man that was krauss and used him to shield himself when dr nanjos face exploded
"who did that" shouted battler
"battler u are incompetent" said john phoenix "the only one who could have done it was the man i saw shoot dr nanjo in the face and that was"
but then before he could finish the clock struck midnight and the island blew up
the end