AN: Yes I'm doing another new story, but it's not just a random on the spot idea like some others I have done. I've wanted to do this one for a while. I've seen some other Total Drama Fanfictions do this idea and decided to take a shot at it. I put a bunch of different competitors (including some Ridonculous Race contestants and Blaineley) and put them into a random choice generator or whatever you call it (I did it a long while ago). The numbers 1-22 were chosen to be the contestants of this season, but honestly I only remember the three contestants I'm adding in World Tour from that random choice generator, but oh well. I've been liking writing this right now more than my other stories as I feel less stressful doing this. So I'm just gonna focus on this for a little bit until I get some of my mojo back. Anyways, hope it is enjoyable.

Chapter One: Not So Happy Campers

A few seconds of calm water are interrupted when the camera looks at a man that seemed no older than 30 with a wind blown hair style and a bit of stubble.

"Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris McLean and I'm dropping season one of the hottest new reality tv show, right here, right now!" The man said enthusiastically before turning to walk down the docks.

"Here's the deal," Chris McLean said as he walked down the docks, "Twenty two campers have signed up to spend the summer at this crummy summer camp. At least eight weeks. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then face the judgement of their fellow campers to determine their fate. Every few days, one team will either win a reward, or have to watch as one of their fellow teammates walk down the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers, and leave Total Drama Island. For good."

"Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremony," Chris motioned to a bunch of tree stumps surrounding a campfire pit, "Each week. All but one loser will receive a marshmallow and the one who does not doesn't proceed into the next challenge," Chris proceeded to eat the marshmallow before turning to the camera again, "And in the end, the last camper remaining will win 100 thousand big ones. Which let's be honest, they'll blow in a week."

"But to survive the summer, they need to battle black flies, grizzly bears," The camera proceeds to show a grizzly bear pouring salt on a bunch of flies, "Disgusting camp food. Wait, ew. Chef get this maggot out of here!" Chris yells as he notices a large maggot on top of the plates at the mess hall tables. A large, burly, dark toned man comes out with a large cleaver and slices the maggot in half before Chris gags and walks back to the docks.

"And of course, each other. Every single moment of the day is collected by the hundreds of cameras around the island. Who will crumble under the pressure and who will rise to the top? Find out here and now, on Total Drama Island!" Chris said in an excited tone as the camera fades to black to show the theme song.

(Insert Theme Song Here)

"Alright. Let's meet our contestants. First up is…" Chris let his voice stop as the two campers on the same boat departed and they both looked similar, but one looked more serious and had her hair straight whilst the other kept taking selfies and had pigtails.

"Kitsune and Emma. Nice to meet the two of you." Chris extended his hand for a handshake and Kitsune grabbed it happily.

"Call me Kitty. Also say cheese!" Kitty pulled Chris to her and took a selfie.

"Kitty's a bit of a photographer. She's always wanting to take pictures of anything she sees." Emma explained as she looked around and then glared at Chris.

"I knew I should have read the fine print." Emma muttered to herself as Kitty took pictures of the surroundings.

"Next up is…" Chris started when suddenly blaring music started playing and Kitty looked intrigued as a punk with a green mohawk and many piercings was standing at the edge of his boat with one foot on a speaker.

"Duncan!" Chris said cheerfully and Duncan scowled as he marched up to the host.

"I don't like liars. And this ain't no resort." Duncan growled and Chris smiled as Duncan grabbed his shirt.

"Oh I know. And that's why I have your parole officer on speed dial." Chris answered with a grin and Duncan dropped him before catching a glance of the two girls already there.

"Ok. Looking fine girls." Duncan smirked at the girls and Kitty blushed as Emma glared at Duncan and before she could respond, another ship docked and left, leaving behind a strong looking, giant boy but he didn't have a threatening aura.

"Hey Chris McLean. What's up my dude?" The new guy asked as he set down his luggage and fist bumped the host.

"DJ. Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa." Chris greeted and DJ looked around before picking up his luggage.

"Looked much nicer on the pamphlet." DJ mumbled to himself before walking over next to Emma and saw her glaring at Duncan and looked curious as he noticed Duncan flirting with Kitty.

"You two know each other?" DJ asked as he motioned to Kitty.

"Oh we're sisters. I'm one year older than Kit. And I don't trust that delinquent." Emma's hand curled into a fist and her knuckles turned purple.

"Oh, ok." DJ said quietly as a boat honked its horn before leaving.

"Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa, Beth." Chris greeted a short girl with glasses and braces and she smiled brightly.

"Oh thankths." Beth lisped before tilting her head, "You looked taller on tv." Chris scowled at the comment but brushed it off as another boat arrived with a bell chime. Everyone looked curious and saw a large, dark toned boy with an afro and beard making the sound with his mouth.

"Neat trick." Kitty complimented and the boy blushed before turning to grab his luggage.

"And here's our personal sound machine, Beardo." Chris introduced and Beardo shyly shook his hand before making a trumpet horn in victory.

"Yeah, yeah. Don't over do it." Chris warned Beardo who gave small smile before walking off to join the others as another boat arrived and a blonde girl was waving happily.

"Hi everyone! Where is this?" The blonde asked as she dragged her three suitcases off the boat and the driver threw out onto the docks five more.

"Jeez, overcompensate much?" Emma rolled her eyes and the girl looked confused.

"What does that mean?" The blonde asked and Emma groaned in annoyance.

"Hey Chip McDonalds. Where's the makeup department?" The blonde asked dumbly and the host winced before answering.

"First, my name's Chris McLean," The girl then looked more confused and Chris sighed in defeat, "Second, Lindsay there is no makeup department. This is a summer camp." Lindsay's eyes teared up and started crying in despair and Emma scowled.

"Ok, while she calms down, here's Brick McArthur, military cadet." Chris introduced as a boy with a buzzcut and grey eyes walked off his boat with only a backpack.

"Only something that small. What? Are you preparing for leaving early?" Duncan taunted and Brick gave Duncan a glare before shaking his head.

"No sir. I packed lightly because in war, you have to travel light. I have a few extra outfits, hygienic items, my alarm clock, and a swimsuit. I believe that to be enough to last me until the end." Brick opened his pack and pointed to every single item.

"You all should have packed light because the chances of winning is low. Out of all of you here so far, the cadet has the best chance." A red head with her hair in a bun and nerdy glasses stated as she stepped off of her boat.

"And here we have one of the two geniuses coming here. Welcome Scarlett." Chris said as Scarlett scanned over the other campers.

"Lawyer, photographer, delinquent, mother's boy, farm girl, makeup obsessed blonde and cadet. Out of all of you, I'd say cadet makes it the furthest." Scarlett deduced as she once again praised Brick who gave a small blush.

"In my opinion, I'd say the photographer is looking quite fine to me." Duncan claimed and Kitty blushed deeply before turning away.

"He's not even flirting much with her. Why's she acting like that?" DJ asked Emma who shook her head.

"She's not had a boy ever flirt with her. Probably because after my boyfriend broke up with me, I threatened any boy who came near her. And I'll make damn sure that he stays away from her." Emma snarled as another two boats arrived and dropped off two boys. One was latino with his hair down to his neck and a small beard that didn't leave his face, whilst the other boy was a dark skinned Hawaiian with bright smile and was flexing his muscles. Emma looked around and saw every girl drooling over the two boys and Emma scowled.

"Idiots." Emma muttered to herself as Chris shook their hands and introduced them as Alejandro and Justin, the latino and Hawaiian respectively. Emma then walked up to Kitty and slapped her and Kitty shook her head and stopped drooling.

"Dang. I drooled over a boy again?" Kitty asked her sister who nodded as she glared at the two attractive boys.

"I can tell they know this has a power over girls. Even Scarlett." Emma nodded to the genius who was lovestruck by the hot boys.

"Hey idiot girls! Hot boys are getting pushed into the water!" Emma proceeded to push both boys into the water and Alejandro surfaced and started sputtering.

"Ah chica. I don't think that was necessario." Alejandro mentioned as he slipped in a few spanish words as he helped Justin out from underwater.

"Get over yourself." Emma spat at him before she turned around and Scarlett and Lindsay threw her in the water after the boys, excluding Kitty who was watching next to DJ and Duncan.

"Need help up gorgeous?" Scarlett extended her hand and helped the boys out of the water.

"Oh I'm loving this conflict, but we have more contestants to get through. Which leads me to…" Chris motioned to a boat out on the water with a boy in a red tracksuit water skiing behind it.

"Woo hoo!" The boy cheered as he let go of the boat and started tripping over his skis and somehow launched himself into the pile of luggage.

"Epic wipeout Tyler!" Chris shouted as the boy held a thumbs up out of the luggage.

"This is where we're staying? Man, I was hoping for something better." Another boy stepped off a boat and he was seen with black hair, a light green shirt and a small stubble on his chin.

"And we welcome Devin as well." Chris shook the boy's hand and Devin shrugged.

"And I guess I welcome this place." Devin said and some chuckles were heard as Devin joined the other campers and another boat pulled up with a blonde haired girl in a cheerleader outfit with a mole on her cheek.

"Ugh. I did this to spite Samey and of course she doesn't get chosen. What's the point of even being here now?" The girl spat at the host who just grinned.

"Contracts, Amy, contracts is what's keeping you here." Chris taunted as he held up a stack of papers which Amy grabbed and tore to shreds.

"Great things about lawyers is they always make copies." Chris pulled out another stack of papers and Amy groaned in annoyance.

"Sha Lightning strikes!" A boy shouted, dressed in a football outfit, and with brown hair shouted arrogantly.

"Hello Lightning." Chris greeted and the boy shrugged him off as he looked at everyone else.

"Sha wimps. You're all weak little girls." Lightning scoffed and a wet Emma who was wringing out her hair walked up to Lightning and kneed him below the belt and caused him to fall to the ground in pain.

"Call me weak again. I dare you." Emma warned the boy who just groaned in pain as Emma pushed him into the water.

"Harsh." Duncan commented and saw himself on the receiving end of Emma's glare and gulped and instinctively went to protect his below the belt area.

"While I'm loving the tension, we still have to introduce the rest of the contestants. Speaking of which, where's the next boat?" Chris wondered as he turned towards the lake and jumped backwards as he saw a blonde, pale skinned girl petting a bird.

"Oh hello. My name is Dawn." Dawn waved at the contestants behind Chris and Chris looked dumbfounded.

"Where's your boat?" Chris questioned as Dawn pet the bird under its chin

"I didn't need one and gave him a few hundred dollars to compensate for his time." Dawn stood up from her lotus position and Brick looked at her with worry.

"Why not just give him a hundred dollars? Surely that wouldn't be as much of a detriment to any money you have." Brick said, assuming Dawn had as much money as any other high schooler.

"Oh no. My adoptive family is very well off. I don't necessarily need the prize money, but I do want to earn money for nature rather than just get handed it." Dawn assured the kind cadet who nodded in understanding.

"Ugh. Why is she allowed to compete?" Chris complained as an older looking woman stepped off a boat and scoffed at Chris.

"Because, the producers said I needed to participate on a new show in order to keep mine running." The woman turned her head towards the contestants.

"Great, we have to deal with an ancient mummy." Duncan groaned and the woman snarled.

"My name is Blaineley and I am only 30." Blaineley informed the delinquent who scoffed.

"You're still double our age. McLean, why is she allowed to compete when this was advertised as a competition between 22 teenagers." Emma stressed the last word and Chris just glared at Blaineley.

"Yeah, why'd the producers put you on my show?" Chris made sure to emphasize the my and Blaineley scoffed.

"You can't really argue it. I'm hear, so shove your complaints down your…" Blaineley's comment got cut off by a loud boat horn and a boy with a dirty green jacket and a blue toque got off the boat.

"What's up Ezekiel?" Chris asked and the boy looked up at the sky.

"I think I see a bird, eh." Ezekiel answered and got some chuckles from the campers as Chris put his arm around Ezekiel.

"Look kid. I know you don't get out much. Been homeschooled your entire life. Just keep your head down and don't get out within a week." Chris advised the boy who saluted the man.

"Sir yes sir." Ezekiel saluted before grabbing his one suitcase and walking towards the group but tried to remain to himself.

"Seems like a nice kid." Kitty looked at Ezekiel who started picking his nose.

"Yeah, seems great." Emma deadpanned as another boat arrived. As the boat docked, a large cloud of some substance floated over the crowd and they started coughing and hacking.

"Too much hairspray." Duncan fell to the ground dramatically.

"Ah this ain't enough you baby." The new arrival that had a tan and long poofed up hair snorted as she tossed aside one can of hairspray and grabbed another one.

"Hello, hack, Anne Maria." Chris coughed out as Anne Maria ignored him and was eyeing up Justin.

"Hey pretty boy. You're looking pretty good looking." Anne Maria complimented and Justin ignored her as he kept flexing his muscles.

"Ignoring the Jersey Shore Reject, here's our next competitor Courtney." Chris introduced as he helped the girl off of her boat. The hispanic girl had a smile and was looking at everyone.

"It's nice to meet all of you." Courtney greeted kindly as she set her luggage down and gave a glance at Duncan, "Well nice to meet most of you." Duncan scoffed but decided to keep his mouth shut at this comment.

"Well we have 20 campers so far. And we still have two left." Chris reminded as another boat arrived and off stepped an Indian girl with black hair and glasses who wasn't paying attention to the crowd and was just typing on a calculator.

"And I should arrive, now? Oh am I at the island already?" The girl looked up from the calculator and noticed that she was off of her boat.

"Yes Ellody, here's Camp Wawanakwa." Chris spread his arms and the girl looked around with a calculating scan.

"Secretive about true location, unsturdy dock that will fall down within a minute or so, and a… 30 year old washed up tv show host who is only here for her own improvement. Would you mind telling me why none of what was mentioned was in the contract that I read down to the finest print ten times?" Ellody questioned in an informative tone and Chris raised an eyebrow while every camper moved off the docks after the comment of its collapse.

"Had to ruin the surprise of the collapse didn't you?" Chris asked while pouting while Ellody responded with an affirmative yes as the last boat arrived and another Indian stepped off the boat, this time a skinny boy who seemed to be panicking.

"This isn't the clean resort I was promised to be germ free. This is a germ infested summer camp!" The boy said in a panicked voice and started scratching his arms.

"Get them off!" The boy scratched his arms as suddenly a creak was heard and he fell through a hole in the docks and into the water.

"Get me out of this germy water!" The boy shouted as he swam as fast as possible towards the land.

"Our last camper is Dave, the germaphobe. Now since we can't take it on the docks, we'll take the picture on the beach. Short people in the front." Chris informed the group and in the front from left to right was Dave, Beth, Ezekiel and Dawn. The next row was Duncan, Kitty, Emma, Amy, Courtney, Tyler and Ellody. Directly behind them was Alejandro, Justin, Tyler, Lindsay, Scarlett, Blaineley, and Devin. And in the last row was Beardo with Anne Maria on his shoulders and DJ holding Lightning up as he wanted to be clearly visible.

"Say cheese!" Chris said with a grin as he snapped the camera and a photo was taken, "Now if you'd all follow me." Everyone proceeded to follow the host to a campfire pit as said host started picking at the fire with a stick.

"This here is the dramatic campfire ceremony. Every few days the losing teams will meet here to eliminate one person, to walk down the Docks of Shame, board the Boat of Losers, and you can never return. Ever." Chris emphasized his last word before turning to scan over the campers.

"Uh, Chip. Since I'm the prettiest can I get a cabin with a lakeside view?" Lindsay asked as she deviated off the conversation and many people gave her strange glances.

"While you're right," Chris said making every other girl protest, "You are bunking with the others on your team."

"If that's the case, I'd like to request a bunk under her." Duncan pointed his thumb behind him to Kitty who blushed deeply.

"Try it and your head is gonna be floating down the Mississippi River." Emma warned with a growl.

"Nope. The girls and boys will be separated at night." Chris said making Duncan snap his fingers in defeat.

"Come on guys, I'm sure it'll be fun." Devin tried to cheer a nearby Tyler and Courtney up as Trent glanced behind them at Duncan and turned to Courtney.

"At least you don't have to bunk with him." Tyler told Courtney as they watched Duncan started to noogie a deer.

"Uh McLean, I'd better get my own cabin. I refuse to bunk with a bunch of teenagers." Blaineley complained and Chris gave a devilish smirk.

"Take the cabin you're given or sleep in the outhouse. Your choice." Chris warned her, shutting up the TV hostess.

"Ok, when I call your name, go to my left. Lightning, Brick, Dawn, Amy, Blaineley, Emma, Alejandro, Justin, Scarlett, Devin and Lindsay. You will be known as…" Chris then tossed a rolled up green banner at the eleven competitors, which Lightning caught,

"The Screaming Gophers!" Chris said with a grin and Emma groaned as she realized whose team Kitty was on.

"Can't it be Sha-Team Lightning? Because I am sha-number one." Lightning proclaimed as he kissed his biceps.

"Yeah, no." Chris deadpanned before turning to everyone else.

"Everyone else to my right. That'd be Kitty, Duncan, Courtney, Tyler, Ezekiel, Anne Maria, Ellody, Dave, DJ, Beardo and Beth. You shall henceforth be known as…" Chris then tossed a red banner at the team, which Kitty caught and unraveled.

"The Killer Bass!" Chris announced and Kitty gave a cheer of excitement.

"Yeah, we're all a team!" Kitty said happily as Anne Maria scoffed.

"Stay out of the way of my poof and we'll be fine." Anne Maria said, disinterestedly as she started spraying her hair again.

"But Bass are filled with germs." Dave complained but was ignored entirely as Chris motioned for everyone to follow him.

"Bass get the cabin to the left and Gophers to the right. And then the girls are on the farther sides." Chris informed everyone as they nodded and started dragging their luggage towards their

Confessional Introduction:

"Here at the outhouse confessional, campers can air their dirty laundry and express their thoughts to the viewing audience. Be their thoughts good or bad." Chris introduced the place he was in.

Confessional 1:

"So far… this place sucks." Amy deadpanned with a serious face.

Confessional 2:

A wild loon is seen putting on Lindsay's makeup and ignores the camera

Confessional 3:

"All the aura here is all jumbled and confused. Like every camper doesn't know what they need. Except Brick, which is an exceptionally vibrant brown and green aura. Fitting for a cadet." Dawn mentioned as she had a small blush on her face.

Confessional 4:

"They only see me as a pretty face, like Justin. By associating with him, I'm not seen as un problemo. But I am playing for keeps. And I can already tell that Dawn, Brick and Ellody could be unos problemos grandes." Alejandro slipped into spanish a little bit but kept up with a devious grin.

Confessional 5:

"Check out what I can do! Sha-Lightning!" Lightning proceeded to punch a hole in the ceiling and was covered in fallen wood.

"Sha-Dang it!" Lightning cried out in pain

End Confessionals:

"Germs everywhere." Dave was seen in a small ball on the steps of the cabin, barely making it a step forward into the cabin before panicking.

"Get over yourself." Duncan stepped over the panicked germaphobe and stomped on his hand to try to get him up. This just sent Dave hyperventilating.

"Weakling." Duncan scoffed as he walked into his side of the cabin with Tyler and Beardo behind. DJ helped Dave off the ground and pat his back.

"It'll be fine man. Germs can't kill you." DJ tried to reassure the boy.

"Actually germs lead to many different sicknesses, the least of which is the common cold, which without proper vaccination before the twentieth century was known to kill." Ellody fact dropped as she poked her head out and then sighed as she saw Dave start panicking again, "Sorry."

Confessional:

"I may need to work on spouting out information." Ellody admitted sheepishly

End Confessional:

"Hey Chris. Is there any sort of counsellors or other adult supervision on this island?" Scarlett asked as she saw Chris walk nearby.

"You're all sixteen. That's old enough to be an ordinary camp counsellor. So besides myself and the island's cook, you'll be left mostly alone to your devices. But I have been told that if you attempt anything inappropriate, you get automatically eliminated. Got it, Duncan?" Chris turned to see Duncan approaching the girl's side of his cabin and just snapped his fingers in defeat.

Emma scowled as she saw this from her cabin and saw her sister giggling at the delinquent's attempt.

Confessional:

"If it wasn't obvious, I already dislike Duncan. And with him flirting with Kit, can you blame me?" Emma crossed her arms with a huff.

Confessional 2:

"Emma's a bit sensitive when it comes to boys flirting around us. Her last boyfriend, Jake, broke up with her in front of the entire school during a pep rally. So, yeah I understand her. But Duncan is just super cool." Kitty added at the end with a bright smile.

End Confessional:

Suddenly a loud screech was heard from the girl's side of the Gopher's cabin and a lot of people ran over and heard Lindsay keep yelling about a bug. DJ panicked as well and leapt onto someone's bed in the cabin. Suddenly everyone was panicking, trying to kill the cockroach.

Duncan smirked as he picked up an axe next to the cabin and entered the room and was about to slam it down when Dawn picked up the cockroach and started petting it.

"It'll be alright small one. Here let me release you away from danger." Dawn walked out with the cockroach and Duncan had to put the axe back where he got it.

Confessional:

"Was… really… I can't even. Was... he was gonna use an axe?!" Emma yelled in frustration, tugging at her hair.

End Confessional:

A burly man is seen in a chef's outfit behind the counter in the mess hall, with everyone wincing back at his loud tone.

"I serve it three times a day! You will eat it three times a day!" The man, only known as Chef, yelled as he slammed a ladle full of a red meat onto the first person in line's plate, that being Blaineley, who gagged at the sight of the food but grabbed her tray.

"Eat a cow." Duncan whispered to Kitty, who giggled but stopped when Chef glared at him.

"What did you say about me maggot?!" Chef yelled at him in his face, getting spit on Duncan's face.

"Nothing sir." Duncan answered with an eye roll as Chef placed glop onto his and Kitty's tray and Justin looked at the food in concern.

"Is this food high in nutrition, because I'm on a diet right now?" Justin asked and Chef growled and Ellody tapped his shoulder.

"Not a good idea to ask." Ellody told him and Justin nodded nervously as Chef put a bigger pile of glop onto his tray.

"Advice taken." Justin said as he walked to sit down. The camera then panned out to show each team sitting at their tables to eat. Everyone was making small talk as Ezekiel spoke up as Chris walked in.

"Eh. Can we get anything better to eat?" Ezekiel asked and suddenly a cleaver flew past his head, embedding itself into the mess hall wall next to the entrance.

"Slop's good eh." Ezekiel went back to eating silently out of fear and Chris smirked.

"You have one hour." Chris announced before walking back out of the mess hall. Everyone looked around nervously.

"Shut your yaps about being nervous. McLean isn't gonna make the first challenge a deathtrap." Blaineley scoffed at everyone's worry about the first challenge as the camera cut away to her standing surrounded by teenagers in swimsuits and her in just her normal outfit.

Confessional:

"So what I didn't actually believe McLean about it being a water challenge? I can take it." Blaineley's confessional from an earlier point in the day played.

End Confessional:

"Oh shit!" Blaineley yelled as the camera panned out to show all twenty two contestants standing near the edge of a cliff overlooking a jump into the water below.

AN: Chapter One down. Twenty Four to go or so. If you don't remember everyone who is in this story, here's the list I had for the randomly generated contestants

Brick *

Dawn *

Beth *

Tyler *

Scarlett *

Amy *

Lindsay *

AnneMaria *

Beardo *

Kitty *

Devin *

Lightning *

Emma *

Courtney

DJ *

Justin *

Ellody

Dave

Blaineley *

Ezekiel *

Alejandro *

Duncan *

Of course as this is the first episode, not everyone has had their spot in the sun yet. But when writing this, I do feel somewhat of an improvement over TDI Beginnings. Maybe that's just a me thing. Anyways, tell me who you are rooting for and who do you think the main villain of the season will be (there will be smaller ones, but one major kahuna). Hope you enjoyed and have a good day.