A/N...Ok, just fluffy romance here, some humor, lots of lemons, very much being used by me to breathe deep while I'm writing my darker more serious big chapter piece so I hope you all enjoy! Sara, Puppet, Thera, Starry, Sassy, this one is for you!

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"Ok...if I had known Bickslow had brothers, and that every one of them would be above a 9 on the hotness scale, I would have never fucked around with him a few years ago…" Cana sighed.

"Hah! Serves you right, I...however...do not have any preconceived notions about my intentions established by trysts with any of them, so I actually just might be able to land one...and Stars...I'd like to...oh Gods…" Lucy was breathing out a heated breath looking as longingly as Cana at the Raijinshuu table which was, honestly, dripping in gorgeous men at the moment. Laxus, Freed, Bickslow, then...Bickslows brothers, the family was visiting, Bickslows younger sister Xally had graduated Magna Cum Laude from Med school and had chosen to celebrate right in Magnolia so the whole family had converged just a day ago and Fairy Tail had been gifted with meeting Bickslows large family.

"What's the big deal? Bix has a bunch of brothers, so what? Did you fucking SEE his sister?! How can a goofy jackass like him have sisters like that?!" Gray demanded and Lucy caught Juvia's miserable sigh as Gray kept his dark eyes locked on the six foot tall blonde bombshell that was Bickslows youngest sister Emzadi Pradesh.

"If I was a guy I'd totally hit that." Cana snickered.

"See? Now we're reaching the real issue here...fuck she's gorgeous…" Gray groaned.

"I'd like to bite into that black leather...shit the one with the red streaks in his hair? That leather is painted on and I'd like a taste…" Natsu growled and Lucy smirked at him.

"Down boy, it's not nice to bite guests...you have to ask first, they ARE Boscan and Boscans are open to all sorts of things right Levy?" Lucy asked.

Levy had been bent over a couple of books, hand twirling her light pen as she sorted out her latest translation job, glasses perched on the end of her little nose she peered over the rim of them at Lucy.

"Huh?...Oh! Yes, the Boscan culture is very free and open about sex, they don't have any reservations about gender or looks, they focus purely on shared pleasure so I'm sure if Natsu is interested in one of them all he needs to do is ask." She replied with a brief smile before returning to her work.

Cana and Lucy both gaped at her. Cana flicked a card hitting the script mage right on that pert little nose making her squeak.

"Levy! There is a wonderful...and I mean Mother of Gods fucking GLORIOUS selection of masculine hotness over there and you've still got your nose buried in a book?!" She demanded incredulously.

Levy narrowed her eyes on Cana, pushing the glasses back up her nose into place. "I'm working Cana, and this is interesting material, I don't get to work in lost Mithren often. They're all…" She waved a hand absently toward where the Pradesh family sat with the Raijinshuu "fine looking and all but not a one is interested in a woman like myself and I don't chase after those types...they're...out of my league…" She said the last quietly stealing a look over at the table.

She really wasn't as blind or immune as she pretended to be to her friends, Gods a woman would have to be dead not to appreciate each of the Pradesh brothers. Levy had them all stored neatly away in her head for potential retrieval during baths or showers.

Lucy and Cana exchanged looks and both looked hard at her "Levy...you don't really believe that do you? You just said they're open to everything and Lev...you're beautiful." Lucy said quietly.

Levy rolled her eyes and smiled at her friends patiently "Thanks Lu, I just want to get this done, I need the reward money so I can get that last bit down for the condo! You know how bad I want that, Gods I've been working my butt off scratching up the money to buy one since they started putting up the building!"

It was true, Lakeview condominiums had started construction right after the Alvarez war, the beautifully laid out complex stretched right out over the water of Lake Scilliora and if she could get 1 million jewel down she'd have a spacious 2 bedroom 2 bath the builder would customize for her with floor to ceiling bookshelves on every wall that wasn't needed for something else. She would have ample storage for her book collection and the spare room could be customized into her own library/den with a bay window over the water.

Erza had already put down her money to buy one, Gildarts had stepped up and put the money down for Cana to get one and Lucy had lucked into a job with the Raijinshuu she would be leaving on the following morning that would earn her the final bit she needed for the one she was getting. Levy desperately wanted one of her own, the complex was a short walk from the guild and just too beautiful, the models were already completed and when it was done Lakeview would have 25 condos to offer total and Levy had picked out the place she wanted on the plans for the complex and if she didn't get in the rest of her deposit soon she'd lose that spot.

Housing was still in high demand, rebuilding after the Alvarez war was still going on and people were still needing homes, competition was high for these. Levy wanted so badly to move out of Fairy Hills, she had lived there since she was 13 and she wanted a modern home, especially one designed around her tastes, not just a plain jane postage stamp of an apartment in an elderly building she rented. This condo would belong to her and that meant something.

"How close are you?" Lucy asked, relenting, she did know, it was important to her too, her landlady was planning to dramatically raise her rent and Lucy would much rather put her money into buying her own home than renting, plus, having an actual bedroom instead of a studio appealed to her greatly because of how often her team tended to barge in on her.

"This job will cover most of it, maybe one more small job after this soooo…" Levy gave the women a pointed look and both blushed faintly "Sorry Lev." Cana sighed, turning back to her man watching.

"So if I wanted to ask one, specifically leather clad sex over there...is there like...a special way its done?" Natsu asked. Since he'd finally come out and admitted he prefered men several things had happened. Gray had made a real effort not to end up wrestling with him, in spite of Natsus assurances he had no interest in him that way, Mira had stopped trying to get Lucy and Natsu together and had started trying to pinpoint men in the guild that might be receptive, and Natsu had become a lot more fun to be around.

Able to relax and speak his mind, everyone found out he actually did have one, he loved fighting, and was still prone to acting before he put thought into it, but now he got pulled into instead of shoved away from the girl activities he'd always wanted to be part of but because he was a guy he'd been denied.

He liked the spa, he loved bath houses and he really very much liked man watching, he'd become Canas new favorite wingman when she went bar hopping now, Lucy was eternally grateful for that since she had gotten over being abandoned when Cana found a "catch" long ago.

"You just approach them, usually if you don't know a Boscan you ask them first if they are promised, if they are not then you ask them if they would like to share pleasure with you. Simple. I can tell you none of Bickslows siblings are promised, Farron might be getting close, Queen Hisui has been keeping him on as an advisor since the war to the point Bosco had to bring in an assistant Ambassador for the embassy in Crocus and there are rumors she's trying to land him as a husband, but none of them are promised yet." Levy said without looking up from her books this time.

Natsu smirked "Easy enough...just need to get him alone…" his smirk turned distinctly predatory. Cana grinned at him "Nice choice by the way Natsu, he looks...agile. I'm having a hard time deciding which one I'd like to ride first…" She admitted.

"The one with the black hair...something about him…" Lucy breathed smiling a little dreamily and Cana smirked "You like em big and brawny huh Lu?"

Lucy bit her lip "In his case? Yes…" She said

Levy refrained from rolling her eyes as Erza slid closer to the other women "The one with the streaked hair, did you see he worked out with Glaives this morning? Large ones...I've never seen anyone who could move so well wielding twin glaives…" She had Lucys same dreamy expression, eyes raking over the brother who had the gold streaked brown hair. Levy attempted to tune them out, she loved her friends, and loved they said she was pretty, but all three of the women sitting across from her had hourglass figures, good sized busts to boast. Levy did not, she had a nice ass and good legs, which was why she leaned toward short dresses skirts and shorts, but she wore a b-cup she barely filled, refusing to purchase any "A" sized bras because she wouldn't admit that. Men liked curves, and Levy was short and shaped like a pear not an hourglass.

"I propose a bet….I have tickets to the newly opened Seahorse Resort in Akane Beach, got em on a job a little bit ago. I will lay them down. First girl to get at least 3 of the Pradesh boys into something sexual, wins. Doesn't have to be full on sex, I'll accept oral, even a heavy makeout if you can get your hands on the merchandise will earn you points. Levs, you win I'll pay the last part of your down payment on that condo and you get the tickets to the Seahorse." Cana added and Levys head snapped up, eyes wide.

"Seriously?" She squeaked.

Cana nodded "I'm good for it, Dad paid for mine so all the money I was saving is still in the bank, since I think you're more than able to land these guys, I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is." Cana said and Levy gaped at her.

"I love you Levy, but I soooo want to go to that resort…" Lucy said, eyes wandering back over to the men.

"I too would enjoy the Seahorse, I understand they have an excellent pastry chef. I will not be holding back in this effort." Erza said firmly.

Levy drew a breath turning to look again at the table where Bickslows family sat, Boscans were so open...she might actually stand a chance….

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"I'm kind of wishing Xally had decided to celebrate in Minstrel or Bosco…" Vander sighed, pushing his hand through his hair, his dark eyes scanning the Guild Hall, lingering on the table where three beautiful women sat with a couple of good looking men before returning to Bickslow to frown at his brother.

"There's nothing at all wrong with Magnolia Van." Bickslow gave his younger brother a frown right back. "Just because our women don't spread out the first time you smile doesn't mean Fiore is less fun, just means YOU can't handle women who aren't prone to wanting sex every day." He said.

"Bullshit, the people here are repressed, they think virginity is some symbol of purity and good morals instead of plain self denial and Freed, who is perfectly justified in preferring male companionship, gets bashed and threatened and called stupid shit names because of his preference as if it's wrong to have one? Sorry Bix, I happen to like some good dick every now and then myself and the people here think it's some sort of sign of being evil or something." Vander shot back.

Bickslow sighed "Ok, I agree, that's all a load of stupid shit and i don't get why people are like that, but the women here, men here, can be huge fun, you just have to work at it more. You're too used to it being EASY Van, walk up, ask...if the person isn't promised you're probably getting laid, no effort, you don't have to be anything but good looking, no charm, no finesse, no brain even required, just good looks and a hard dick and you're in business, you don't like Fiore because the people here actually require more from you before they'll fuck you." Bickslow said.

"Wait wait...you think we can't get laid because we can't be charming?" Cristoff now had turned toward their conversation and was eying Bickslow "You're saying because we're used to Bosco we couldn't get any here?"

Bickslow didn't get to answer because Laxus did. "Exactly, you guys are too used to Boscans, I've been to Bosco plenty of times to see it, you don't need good game there, like Bix said, all you need is a hard dick and you're gonna get some."

The Lightning slayer looked around the assembled Boscans with a smirk, now all of them were looking at him with narrowing eyes.

"I'll BET not a single one of you, before the end of next week, can get three Fairy Tail women to give you anything more than some kissing maybe." He challenged and Bickslow pressed his lips together seeing his brothers all starting to smile.

"That so? What you laying down Dreyar? How much are you puting where your big mouth is?" Kaleb demanded. Laxus narrowed his eyes on his fellow Blonde. "500,000 jewel boys, that's how much I'm sure you're overconfident asses are just gonna turn OFF Fairy Tails choosy women." He said with a smirk. "Kaleb? You lose you fucking install your job board management system for Fairy tail and whatever other brothers can't meet the three woman minimum stay on for a month to help train my people to use that shit." He added.

Kaleb stood "That's a 30 million jewel system Dreyar, you're gonna have to do better."

Laxus narrowed his eyes, he wanted that system, he'd been in Bosco, seen how Kaleb handled job assignments, Mage skill assessments and all of it was as brilliant as he would expect from the most powerful Mindbender mage currently known. He was a wizard saint himself now, named one of the 4 Gods of Ishgar too...like Kaleb was, if Bosco had a serious fucking rival for him, it was Kaleb, he hadn't met any mage he ever he thought he might not be able to beat in a competition of magic and power, until he'd seen Kaleb during the Alvarez war….fucker was strong as hell. His magic made the man who was already bright, brilliant too, he'd become a major innovator in magic management systems, hsi containment systems were currently being installed in ERA for the Council prison, because they had found the holding cells in White Seas Guild Hall were vastly better than anything the council had and Queen Hisui, through Farron, had negotiated getting Kaleb to agree to share his design.

White Seas wizard assessments and job management system was fucking brilliant, efficient, and would remove a vast amount of paperwork from Laxus' workload since the system generated all of the forms, filled out, that he needed to handle the work his mages did. He wanted that system for Fairy Tail.

"Allright...what you have in mind?" He asked. Kaleb smirked

"You, personally, foot the bill for my family to take a week at the new resort in Akane Beach, Xally would love that. I'll amend the requirements, make it harder, say all of us have to get sexual with 3 Fairy Tail members, have full on sex with at least one before the end of next week, Bixy excluded since these are his guildmates." Kaleb said.

"Kaleb...wait a minute…" Farron was frowning "I'm a fucking Ambassador, I have a reputation to consider here…"

Kaleb waved his hand dismissively "You're also Boscan and not promised, so suck it up big brother."

Laxus lunged and grabbed Kalebs hand "Freed?" He prompted, not taking his eyes off Kalebs.

Freed sighed but stepped forward, drawing his saber, a few fluid movements and runes flared, sweeping over the mages that were involved.

"The bet is sealed...gentlemen...you have until the end of next week." Freed said.

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Cana held up a card "Ok, so, the bet is, three dates three different men minimum, you can't do it all with just one, any man in Fairy Tail including Bickslows brothers with extra points given for one of them. 1 point for a date, 2 if you kiss, 3 if you make out, 4 if you get your hands under their clothes 5 for oral 10 for full on sex. Woman with the most points at the end of next week wins." Cana said and held up three glowing cards. Erza snatched one and light flashed when her fingers met the card, creeping up her arm and sealing her to the rules, Lucy took hers and Levy, swallowing hard, took hers.

"The cards will keep track of your score ladies so keep them with you, though they're bound to you now so even if you TRY to throw it out it will return to you…" She looked pointedly at Levy, the only one she was fairly sure might try something like that.

Levy rolled her eyes but was inwardly quaking, Gods...how was she going to do this...compete against Lucy and Erza too?! Her eyes moved over the men, which one could she even stand a small chance with? She'd already agreed no Jet or Droy, she didn't want the fall out that would cause, she had no romantic interest in either of them and either of them would leap on even the tiniest shred of hope it would give them.

So, she would stick with other men. Her eyes slid over the Ambassador, Kaleb...both so successful, intelligent and...so very handsome. Kaleb a Wizard Saint and Guildmaster of the biggest most successful guild in Bosco, Farron an acclaimed Ambassador, how did a flat chested script mage who wasn't even s-class approach men like that? She glanced toward the far corner, seeing Gajeel sitting talking with Cobra. That ship had sailed a short time after the war and had shocked the hell out of everyone.

She had learned Dragons often mated male to male, there were 10+ males born to every female in dragons, so it was common for male dragons to take a male mate. While Dragon Slayers didn't have to be limited like that because there were plenty of females to be had among the human race, if their dragon wanted another dragon...well...there were 2 female dragon slayers known and 7 males. Wendy was still too young and Emzadi was a double s century class powerhouse they would have to defeat in open combat with her trying to kill them to earn the chance at mating with her.

Gajeels dragon had craved a draconic match and Cobra had been far too tempting. The pair got along, had similar senses of humor, shared equally dark pasts...they had both disapeared shortly after Acnalogia was taken down and when they had returned, Cobra had a black dragon symbol wrapped around his shoulder and Gajeels name in draconic laced through it and nobody was allowed to see the mark Cobra had placed on Gajeel, Natsu though had seen it in the locker room, said it wrapped around the Iron slayers hip and groin, Cobra had set his bite right into Gajeels hip.

She'd been half in love with the man too, Gajeel had about broken her heart, and he'd apologized for it, but that was a while ago, she hadn't dated anyone since and...well...nice as her books were, she kind of wanted to know what it was like to be with an actual man. She'd had one awkward encounter with Jet years ago, lost her virginity then, and she and Gajeel had sort of fooled around a little, nothing beyond some making out though, they always seemed to get interrupted.

Still staring idly at the two blondes suddenly there was a shift and wine colored eyes met hers, Gods...Vander...now HE was way out of her league. Brash, bold, popular with everyone Vander was the definition of fun he was also sensual, flirty wickedly attractive to the point even Cana had admitted being a little intimidated by the man. Yet there he was smiling at her. She blushed but managed to smile back before she couldn't handle it and looked down at her books, keeping her eyes riveted there.

"Well, I'm going to get started…" Lucy said with a determined firmness in her brown eyes, she tugged her shirt a bit, making her chest rise in the fabric and increasing the cleavage displayed she stood and walked pointedly to the Raijinshuu table, straight to Evergreen who was chatting happily with Emzadi.

"Ever, I've heard the bath house is open now, how about we all go over and give it a try?" She asked. Evergreen beamed at her "They're open now? Sweet Mavis I need a mud wrap! Let's go!" She cried starting to gather her things.

Lucy turned sultry eyes to the others at the table "It's run by a Boscan now, there's a co-ed area, any of you boys needing a nice soak in some wet heat?" She asked. Inwardly, she was cheering for herself, knowing Cana would be gleefully slapping her back were she close enough to hear her.

Laxus actually stopped breathing, Bickslow choked on the air he was breathing, but the tall one with the purple eyes and golden streaked hair was the first to smile at her and take the bait. "Well, no way to pass that offer up, lead me to it." He said standing and Lucys confidence almost faltered when he did. Sitting down he was a handsome face at the table among others, Standing up, he was well over 6 feet of panty soaking thigh clenching dear Gods help her because her brain had fled washed away by a tidal wave of much more basic things.

He was wearing snug tan slacks tucked into knee high dark brown boots and a white button down that fit really...really...well. "Let's go!" Evergreen almost shouted. Lucy grinned inwardly high fiving herself as she saw not just the purple eyed brother fall in with them but also Farron with his long dark gold hair and vibrant blue eyes. The two oldest Pradesh brothers, hah! Take that Cana, she had two following her to a place where she was certain to at least get them naked!

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Vander stood and moved to the bar, thoughts moving, a minimum of 3 fairy tail women lured into some sort of sexual situation with him and sex with one, that was the minimum he had to achieve before the end of next week. It was Friday, he smirked, far more time than he needed.

The little blue haired woman was too tempting, he'd start with….he paused as he reached the bar and saw the pink haired Dragon Slayer in the darkened hallway beside the bar, dark eyes skimming up and down his body.

The bet was only for women, and Vander had no doubt at all that in spite of Bixy and Laxus accusing he and his brothers of "Lacking game" because they were used to free spirited sexually open minded women back home, he could handle his challenge just fine. In the mean time…

He cocked his head, letting a smile curl his lips and finally catching the Dragon Slayers dark eyes. There was distinct interest there, desire...hunger...and oh did Vander love addressing those things, especially with adorable pink haired Dragon Slayers that had nice bodies and pouty lips.

He left the bar before the white haired barmaid noticed him and moved to lean on the entry frame to the hallway. "So I was told Boscans are an open bunch, told I had to ask two things, are you promised and would you like to, how did she say it? Share something…" Natsu frowned tilting his head a bit, eyes still on the amused dark red ones before him.

"I'm not promised and I would love to share pleasure, sex, or just a rough hard fuck with you…" Vander interrupted and Natsus mouth fell open but only for a moment before his hand shot out, grabbed the taller mans tunic and yanked him into the dark hallway, shoving him against the wall and kissing him.

Vander was about beside himself as the Dragon Slayer pressed in harder, the mans skin was like fire, his lips hot and soft, his tongue had a smoky cinnamon taste to it and holy hell the length that started hardening against his thigh had him about to just cackle with glee.

Natsu wasn't overly experienced, since he'd figured out what he wanted and had come to terms with it, he'd only been through a couple of awkward encounters with men who seemed as nervous and unsure as he was. The first time he'd actually had a man take him though, even though the guy had cum within less than two minutes and it had all hurt and been weird, he'd loved it.

Those had been normal people too, this man, this tall handsome man...was a mage, and a powerful one, his body wasn't soft anywhere, he was conditioned, muscular, and Natsus fingers gripped a leather clad ass that made him want to weep it felt so firm and fine in his hands.

"Nngh...shit...nice grip...mmm, come on Dragon...show me some fire!" Vander purred, shoving Natsu back, shadows whirled and he ripped them through a swift void hop into a locked storage room, slamming Natsu hard against the back wall. Natsu gripped at the taller mage, his teeth rattling when he hit the wall, excitement ripping through him at the sting of it, the black haired mage had really slammed him pretty good, had real strength and that thrilled him to no end.

He tasted of smoke and cherries and Natsu gasped as his vest was yanked away, strong sure hands undid his belt, this man wasn't anxious or nervous, it dawned on the Fire slayer then, this Boscan had probably been with other men before, knew what he was doing…

"Fuck!" Natsu gasped as his baggy black pants fell to his ankles and long fingers gripped his straining cock. "Mmm, soon sexy...you seem unsure about what to do with these hot little hands...touch me...anywhere...everywhere." The mage purred at him, nipping at his neck and making Natsu whimper as his hand worked his length.

He let his hands wander, tried to pull at the tight leather the man was wearing but even his strength could seem to rend it. A soft chuckle against his ear and suddenly the clothes were gone and his hands were moving over smooth warm skin, fingers gripping hard well formed muscle. He reached between them, eager to get his hand between the other mages legs, wrap his fingers around what he was sure had to be a nice cock and he wasn't disappointed, especially when the moment he touched him the man hissed and thrust into his grip.

"Natsu right?" He asked breathlessly and Natsu nodded, unwilling to remove his mouth from where he was scraping his sharp fangs over a sexy tattoo of some sort of serpent.

"I'm...ah!...Vander...you...mmm, want to take or give Natsu?" He asked, he didn't give a damn at this point which way the pink haired slayer wanted this, Vanders patience was gone, the slayer was rough, gripping and biting and he was just fine with that but it tended to spike his lust and make him impatient.

Natsu could barely think and struggled a moment to process what he'd been asked before he smiled faintly "Take." He replied and Vander smirked, perfect. He was far too experienced not to notice his little pink haired lovers inexperience, and giving took some restraint and if he wanted them both to get all they could from this, which he did, giving was also the position that needed the most experience.

"I'm going to rock your world, Dragon.." He purred and kissed the shorter mage fiercely, driving the breath out of him before spinning him and pressing the back of his neck, making him bend over. "Palms against the wall, love, spread your legs more." He said gently, seeing the pink haired man tense but then relax and press his hands against the wall.

He hadn't unpacked everything, kept a little "pocket" full of playthings for just such an occasion and he plucked a tube of lube from it, coating his fingers before he started working Natsus entrance then pushed into it, the slayers growl turned into a moan as Vander started working him, reached around to start stroking his hard length at the same time.

"F...fuck...that feels good.." Natsu breathed out and Vander smirked "It's gonna get better, hold on Dragon.." He said in a silky voice gripping Natsus hip and lining himself up once he'd covered himself in lube and started pressing into the burning heat of the slayer. From that point, Natsu was shown in epic glorious fashion, how good it could really be having sex with an experienced partner, and, how immensely skilled the Boscan he'd chosen really was.

A couple of hours later he lay a panting sweat soaked mess on the dusty cool stone floor of the store room, gratified that Vander was at least breathing hard after their third round.

He felt long fingers pinch his ass "Showers are down the hall to the left right?" Vander asked and Natsu nodded, unable to speak yet. "Good, we both need one, I'm gonna pop us into the locker room, you gonna recover alright?" He asked.

Natsu was grinning in the darkness of the store room, alright? He was better than alright, he'd just had the best damn sex of his life, had all of his beliefs about his preferences confirmed, he felt a metric fuck ton better than alright.

"Yeah, fine, just prop me under some hot water and i'll be good." He replied, loving the sexy chuckle that came.

"You were already good, I just want to make sure you don't drown or something, pretty obvious that was the first time anyones fucked you right. Your gonna be sore and have some loose joints." Came the amused reply.

Vander was true to his word, he made sure the locker room was clear then set Natsu up in the shower before quickly grabbing another for himself, drying off and leaving the fire slayer still groaning under the steaming water so he could check and see if maybe he could check one task off his list.

Laxus looked up when Vander slid up beside him at the bar. "Where you been? Your brothers have all gone hunting, kinda figured you'd be with them." Laxus chuckled.

Vander smirked at him "Any Fairy Tail member or just the women?" He asked.

Without thinking Laxus shrugged "Any...wait…" He sniffed and groaned, rolling his eyes to the ceiling "Holy shit Van...you fucked the matchstick?!" He rubbed his neck cringing when Vander shrugged and gave Mira a wicked smile, leaning over the bar when the silver haired woman came to check on them.

"A spiced red wine, love." Vander purred at her and Mira smiled managing not to giggle at him, all of Bickslows brothers were flirty, Vander though was by far the worst of them, and she absolutely hated how much she liked his attention when she got it.

She turned to go fetch the spiced wine and Vander looked back at Laxus "So does it count?" He demanded. Laxus growled but nodded and Vander grinned "just seeing how broad my horizons were, I'd be happy with it regardless of course, he's a nice little piece of fun, but now that I'm warmed up, I need more challenging game…" He said, accepting the glass Mira handed him with a wink and turning to look out over the guild, eyes settling on the blue haired woman with the books again, the one who had smiled at him and blushed.

That's right...she'd been his initial goal but Natsu had distracted him...the fact she was sitting alone just made it all the easier.

"You're an ass, you know, I'm starting to regret this…" Laxus said then cut himself off, wait, no he didn't, Gods that job management system….when he thought about the mountains of paperwork, how it would file and assign jobs to the appropriate mages, form teams that would handle the jobs the best possible way, keep track of every mage in the field….

"You got your one easy lay, you can't go back to Natsu now though for any of the rest." He pointed out, Vander shrugged, and Laxus frowned following the shadowquips eyes across the guild to where Levy was sitting working. He almost grinned, Levy McGarden was a consummate tease, she played guys along then would run from them as soon as they started warming up to her, she'd shut the youngest Pradesh down in a hurry.

"I won't try to score points with anyone twice...you don't need to worry...now...I have some sexual encounters to work on…" The Shadowquip said, pushing off the bar and heading for the table Levy was at.