john phoenix vs the dodger
john phoenix was relaxing at home on his luxurious couch while phoenix wright sat on the stool next to him (it was fair because he made all the money), then the door opened and a friend of john phoenix called john phoenix fan came in
"help me john phoenix im being harassed by a harasser"
"whos the harasser" asked the moron phoenix wright as if it hadnt been on the news earlier that a harasser named thedodger123 was harassing people including john phoenix fan, a fact that john phoenix reminded him of "oh"
"ill stop him"
john phoenix went outside and dodger was there waiting
"fuck you john phoenix i hate you" said dodger
john phoenix knew that he had to go to jail so he took out a pair of handcuffs and threw them at dodger but then the dodger dodged!
"haha" said dodger "its my name so i dodge"
obviously john phoenix knew this which is why he didnt throw any ordinary handfuccs, because after passing dodger they boomeranged around and homed in on dodgers hands and caught them and dodger was finally arrested thanks to john phoenix
after that they had a trial and dodger went to jail
the end