Hey guys its me, the author here to tell you how to play "Everyone is Deadpool." This is a game where you and everyone else reading this fic has a chance to control deadpool. How that works is at the end of every chapter, I'll present you with a question, like "should we kill him yes or no, if yes, how do we kill him, if no what do we do with him" and you go into the comments and answer it in anyway you want (just make it pg-13). And that's how you play, so now on to the story

Chapter 1: a slow day

Deadpool was sitting on his couch watching tv and generally wasting time. Business was slow, and it had been a while since he had last killed someone.

Then a knock came from the door "I'm here to deliver a message to wade Wilson," said a voice from the other side. "Um, one second," wade responded.

He got up and looked through the hole to see a man, texting someone on his phone in one hand and glock on the other. This guy is could be a killer, here to kill deadpool, but he could also be a singing monogram. But when was the last time you've seen a monogram hold a pistol. "Call of duty on ice" deadpool said to me, the narrator

So reader, should we open the door. If yes, what should we do when it's open, if no, how do we get this guy to go away