The following was a deleted alternate scene from a response to OmniSpectator's review back from chapter 8 and 9 but is hastily repurposed for this following date.


"Lincoln? Are you okay?" Lisa called through the communicator.

"Yeah." Lincoln said panting. "But I'm at my last life."

"Drat." Lisa cursed to herself as Lincoln is having trouble fighting this crow. "If only were not on our last life, we can put together a concrete strategy to beat this thing."

"PSST, Lincoln." An unfamiliar voice goes catching Lincoln's attention.

"Huh." He goes the voice right behind the bushes and leans closer.

"There is a way to get extra lives. It's..*Whispering. Whispering and more whispering.*"

"I got it. Thanks." The boy said smiling. "Lisa. There is a way to get extra lives!"

"How?"

And then Lincoln looks up twice, then ducks down twice, steps left and right twice, and says "B and A and START!"

For a second, it did nothing. But all of a sudden his lives counter jumps all the way to 99! But the problem is that each life represent a different Lincoln with a different personality and wildly different way to beat the boss. We won't go through each of them here but we'll get through the noticeable ones.


Life# 28

Lincoln uses a flute to command the crow.

The crow then comes to Lincoln and carries him away.

"All right! Now we're going to the fortress." Lincoln cheered. The crow flys for a while as they go toward the fortress but then the crow starts to slow down...

"Caw! I'm just about flapped out!" The crow says panting. "You need to lay off the pizza. Well that's it for now. Make sure to release the b button to let go. Okay. Au revoirrrr!"

"Wait, There's no where to go. I...AHHHH." And so, the crow drops Lincoln as he falls down to a bottomless pit.

Life# 32

The crow switched places with Lincoln and Lincoln is big. Lincoln squished the thing easily with his two feet. Leaving the crow to do the lose a life pose and falling off screen.

Life# 10

Lincoln uses balloons to hover over the crow and..flies over the crow completely skipping the boss fight. However the crow didn't like that. The crow flies at the balloons and pops them with his. Lincoln sees the balloon strings fall down before he falls down towards a bottomless pit.

Life# 13

Lincoln, now dressed in a green, just stands here as the crow begins to attack. Lincoln prepares for combat. Suddenly, crow's haste however, he tripped and flops over Lincoln due to the crows haste. The bird then flops goes stage left and then off screen, dies in an over-the top explosion.

"Wow, I cleared the stage!"

"And you didn't even do anything." Lisa noticed.

Life# 14

Lincoln dressed in a squirrel suit runs toward the crow but he then trips and gets attacked by the crow as he dies.

Life# 75

Lincoln goes girl guru from the girl guru episode give advice to the crow. He gives off advice and it goes as well as you expect.

"Caw, caw, cawcacacaw!" The crow spoke angrily.

"Sorry. Um. No refunds." Lincoln spoke.

"Cawwww!" The crow then goes to attack Lincoln.

"Ahh." Lincoln screams as he's being chased.


And so out of all of the 99 lives. 68 of them made it, while 31 of them didn't. Lisa was overjoyed.

"Good job Lincoln's! Now lets go save Lily."

"Yes, Mam!"


What Lisa didn't realize is that the real Lincoln was one of the ones that didn't make it and is stuck in the video game world forever.

The lesson here people, is to not use cheats.