Authors note: Hi! I am just uploading this meme story I wrote for fun. I'm not being serious... I'm just here for shits and giggles XD

Hajime Hinata is a high school student at the prestigious "Hope's peak academy." Every day had its different set of challenges. But today was particularly shitty for him. First he missed the bus to school which made him late, he forgot that an important assignment was due today, and he learned he failed an important test. These series of events left him feeling like he was worthless, that he was an idiot, and a failure. But there was one shining hope, the only thing he had to look forward to. He could not stop thinking about it all day… orange juice. He had a whole carton of orange juice waiting for him at his dorm. At the end of the day he rushed home to claim his fruity prize.

Hajime walked into his dorm brimming with happiness, only to turn the corner and find that his dreams had been crushed. He turned the corner to find his roommate Nagito Komaeda sitting down with an almost finished bagel and… an almost empty glass of orange juice. Hajime was suddenly filled with a deep despair.

Nagito: Oh Hajime… Your home already. These bagels are amazing, you have to try one.

Hajime: Nagito? What is that you have in your glass!?

Nagito: Oh! Its orange juice… I just had the last of it. It was delicious!

Hajime was suddenly filled with intense rage

Hajime: Nagito?! Didn't I tell you to never drink my orange juice!

Nagito: No… I don't really recall that.

Nagito said in a condescending tone, while he finished the rest of the orange juice in his glass.

Hajime: Don't play dumb with me Nagito! I literally told you that yesterday!

Hajime: Also I texted you today about how shit my day was! And you KNEW that drinking my orange juice was going to make it worse!

Nagito: Ok, Ok. You caught me. But you know I did it for the sake of the greater hope. I drank your orange to give you despair. Of course only for that despair to be consumed by a shining hope.

Hajime: Dammit Nagito… You Crazy Bastard. I was looking forward to this orange juice ALL DAY. You and your fucking hope.

Nagito: HAHAHAHAHA anyways… let's just forget this little incident and move on.

Hajime: ...

Nagito: ...

Hajime: ...

Nagito: … You want some bagels? They're fresh out of the bakery!

Hajime: Fine, but you owe me some more orange juice.