Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 1
Chris: Season 3 of total drama folks, the world is gonna be mine sea to shining sea. Sadly, I'm forced to share my world with a free ring traveling teen freak show. They'll be competing around the globe for another million dollars. So let's meet our players. Gwen, Duncan, Heather, Courtney, Leshawna, Lindsay, Owen, DJ, Geoff, Bridgette, Izzy, Cody, Noah, Tyler, Eva and Ezekiel. We also have 2 new competitors joining us this season, please welcome Alejandro and Sierra.
Alejandro: Pleasure to meet fine gentlemen and gorgeous ladies.
(The girls couldn't help but giggle)
Sierra: Oh my gosh, I love you guys! This is like the best day of my life! Eeek! Oh my gosh Cody! I've dreamt of this moment, only you weren't wearing a shirt.
(Chef arrives with the jumbo jet)
Courtney: Excuse me, I'd like to express some concern about this plane.
Chris: Relax, it's perfectly safe. Now boarding.
Owen: No! I can't ride that! No I'm doing this! Get out of here! (Chris hits him on the head with a frying pan)
Chris: Anybody else got a problem with it?
Cody: Nope.
Lindsay: Love it.
Bridgette: Dibs on the window seat.
Chris: Now boarding on a voyage to a million big ones. We're saving you a first class seat for all the action right here on Total Drama (Singing voice) World Tour!
Duncan: Seriously?
(Intro)
Gwen: Singing, really? I thought Chris was joking about that.
Courtney: Well I don't have a problem with it.
Leshawna: Yeah, cause you like singing.
Duncan: Well I don't, girls sing, little birdies sing, Duncan's do not sing.
Heather: Why are you doing this to us?
Chris: Singing reality shows are huge, and the worst the singing, the higher the ratings. Which is why on this show there will be no vocal coaches or rehearsals or warnings. (All of the cast just groan) Any who, this is the dining area, where you'll enjoy in flight meals.
Ezekiel: Not for long eh. Prepare to lose to the zeke.
Gwen: Ok, do not trying to be mean here, but you do realize you were the first voted off last time right?
Ezekiel: Word, and I spent every minute making sure that don't happen again. I'm stronger, faster, smarter—
Chris: Chattier, flabbier, can't shut up. Now zip it so we can finish the tour and get this bird in flight.
Leshawna: Is there a ladies room?
Chris: Just thought there.
Leshawna: Thanks.
(Confessional) Leshawna: (Was about to go for a pee but sees a camera) There's a camrea in the potty, again?! Ugh! Can't a girl get a little privacy on this show.
Chris: Losing team will enjoy luxurious economy class accommodations between destinations.
Heather: This does not look comfortable.
Chris: No comforting for losers.
Lindsay: Where's the first class?
Chris: I'm gonna take you all there right now.
(At first class)
Chris: This is the first class cabin. The domain of each week's winners.
Alejandro: Now this is kind of accommodation beautiful ladies like you 2 deserve.
Lindsay: Oh why, thank you.
Bridgette: What a gentlemen.
Tyler: I've got a bad feeling about him dude.
Geoff: Me too. I don't like him near our girls.
Duncan: Dudes if were you, I'd keep them as far away from him as you can. I already don't want him near Gwen.
(Confessional) Duncan: He's kind of like a Justin 2.0, only a bit more smarter.
(Confessional) Geoff: There's definitely something about Alejandro that me, Duncan and Tyler just don't trust.
Tyler: Hey Lindsay, check out my—(Before he could finish he slips and falls on the floor)
Lindsay: Oh my gosh, poor, uh, uh, what's his name again?
(Confessional) Tyler: Wait, has she forgotten my name?!
(Confessional) Heather: I can see right threw Alejandro, and I've got my eye on him if he try's to takeover on my territory.
Cody: Whoa, where are we now? A grand piano, wood burning pizza oven 4 person hot tub with LED light show and dancing waters.
Geoff: How I win this? Bridgette loves hot tubs.
Chris: Easy tiger, these are my quarters, and their of limits.
Sierra: Oh Chris, I heart your limits.
(Confessional) Heather: The new girl maybe weird, but she's my best option for an alliance partner.
Chris: And that's pretty much it. I skip the cargo hole and galley but I'm sure you'll find those exciting destinations later when I accidentally lock you in them. Oh, and 1 more thing, I'm sure you remember something called the elimination ceremony, takes place right in there my friends.
(In the elimination room)
Chris: If you don't receive a barth bag full of peanuts you will be forced to take the drop of shame.
(In the lunch cabin after the plane takes off)
DJ: Every second we're getting closer to adventure, and further from mama.
Sierra: Cody Emmett Jamison Anderson, I also happen to know that your birthday is April 1st, you're my very own April fool.
(A bell dings)
Chris: Whenever you hear that friendly little bell. It's musical number time. So, let's hear it.
Courtney: But, what are we suppose to sing?
Chris: You have to make up as you go. Wouldn't be challenging otherwise now would it?
Courtney: Up!
Courtney and Izzy: Up!
Courtney, Izzy and Sierra: Up!
Courtney, Izzy, Sierra and Lindsay: Up!
Geoff: Sing!
Geoff and Cody: Sing!
Geoff, Cody and DJ: Sing!
Geoff, Cody, DJ and Tyler: Sing!
Bridgette, Courtney, Gwen, Heather, Izzy, Leshawna, Lindsay and Sierra: We're flying!
Alejandro, Cody, DJ, Geoff, Ezekiel, Noah, Owen and Tyler: And singing!
Everyone but Duncan and Eva: We're flying and singing!
Sierra: Come fly with us!
Cody and Sierra: Come fly with us!
Izzy:We've got a lot 'o crazy tunes to bust! Haha!
Bridgette: Come fly with us!
Bridgette and Lindsay: Come fly with us!
Alejandro: It's a pleasure, and an honor, and a must.
(Bridgette and Lindsay giggle and blush at the same time)
Duncan:Dudes, this messed. You're singing in a plane.
Noah: What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane!
Eva: Yeah, but guys, singing on tv!
Courtney: Haven't you always wanted to? It can't just be me!
(Noah stares at Courtney as she sings)
DJ and Geoff: Come fly with us!
DJ, Geoff, Gwen and Leshawna: Come fly with us!
Heather: Do you know how to steer this thing?!
Chef: I try!
Ezekiel: They thought they could leave me and depart but this stowaways got winning in his heart!
Noah: Come fly with us! Come die with us!
Owen: We're flying?! I hate flying! Stop the plane! (Chris hits him with a frying pan)
Geoff, Lindsay, Tyler and Leshawna: Come fly with us!
Cody, Sierra, DJ and Heather: Come sing with us!
Duncan and Eva: No!
Chris: Anyone Carr for a copy of the season 3 rules? Because in order to escape instant elimination—
Bridgette: All contestants must sing in each show!
Gwen: Duncan, do it! Let's go!
Noah: Eva, sing it! Or go!
Eva: Fine! Come fly us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us!
Gwen: Duncan, come on! Please?
Duncan: This sucks!
Everyone except Duncan: Yeah!
Chef: (Loudspeaker) Enough singing kids, and strap yourselves in. We are now beginning to land in Egypt.
(In Egypt)
Chris: Ok contestants, I call today's challenge, pyramid over under.
Leshawna: First an 11 hour flight with Chef piloting, then a forced musical number, now we got a challenge.
Chris: Don't you love this game? Now pyramid over under means, you can chose how you'll get to the finish line. Either over or under the pyramid, got it? (All contestants nod) Ready, set, go!
(Geoff, Bridgette, Ezekiel, Owen, Noah, Izzy, Heather, Sierra and Cody go under the pyramid while Alejandro, Duncan, Gwen, Courtney, DJ, Lindsay, Leshawna, Eva and Tyler go over)
(Inside the pyramid)
Noah: Oh great, our friendly neighborhood host dude failed to mention there were different paths.
Geoff: Come on Bridge, we'll go down the middle path.
Bridgette: Right behind you sweetie.
(Geoff and Bridgette go down the middle path and Ezekiel quietly follows them)
Izzy: Owen and Noah, let's take the scary mummy path.
(Owen, Izzy and Noah go down the mummy path)
Heather: Guess is 3 will take the other path.
(Heather, Cody and Sierra go down the third path)
(Outside the pyramid)
Duncan: Come on babe, we're almost at the top.
Gwen: Don't worry about me babe. You keep going.
Leshawna: Come on DJ and Lindsay, let's stick together ok.
Lindsay: Ok.
DJ: Right behind you Leshawna.
Tyler: I so got this. (A scorpion pinch's him) Ow! My hand! (Falls down the pyramid)
(Back inside the pyramid with Geoff and Bridgette)
Geoff: Hey! I think I see daylight, come on babe! (Runs quickly ahead)
Bridgette: Geoff wait up. (Before she could catch up, Ezekiel grabs her and kisses her right on the lips)
(Confessional) Ezekiel: I've been wanting to do that ever since I saw her. Best first kiss of my life!
(Confessional) Bridgette: Ugh! I can't believe he did that! That was the worst kiss of my life!
(Bridgette then breaks the kiss and slaps him)
Bridgette: What do you think you're doing?! You know I have a boyfriend!
Ezekiel: I love you. I don't care if you have a boyfriend, I had to show you how I feel about you.
Bridgette: By sticking your tongue in my mouth?
Ezekiel: You're just the most beautiful girl I've ever met. I really want you.
Bridgette: Ezekiel, I'm flattered, but I don't love you and I have a boyfriend. Now let me— (Before she could finish Ezekiel pulled into another kiss. The kiss lasted a little long than last time but Bridgette managed to break it and slaps him again then sees Geoff who saw what happened)
Geoff: What the heck are you doing kissing my girl?!
Ezekiel: She's the hottest girl on the—(Before he could finish Geoff punches him the face knocking him to the ground)
Bridgette: Geoff he kissed me, I never kissed him back.
Geoff: I know, I saw him kiss you as I runned back to get you. Let's go. (Takes her hand)
Bridgette: Agreed. (Runs with Geoff)
(Confessional) Geoff: How dare that homeschool idiot kiss my girlfriend! Especially after I defeated him in season 1 when he made those sexist comments!
(With Owen and Noah)
Owen: Izzy?! Izzy, where are you?!
Noah: Dude we losted her. We gotta go.
Owen: (Signs) Fine. Hey I saw the way you were staring at Courtney on plane. Do you like her?
Noah: Er, I don't know what you're talking about.
(Confessional) Owen: Hahaha, Noah's so got a crush on Courtney.
(Geoff and Bridgette come out of the pyramid with Ezekiel not far behind them and cross the finish line)
Chris: Well done guys, you're the first members of team 1.
Geoff and Bridgette: Woohoo!
Ezekiel: Yeah!
(Then DJ, Leshawna, Lindsay and Alejandro arrive)
Alejandro: Ladies, after you. You too DJ.
DJ: Thanks man.
(Leshawna, Lindsay and DJ join Geoff, Bridgette and Ezekiel. Alejandro was about to join them but Chris stops him)
Chris: Not so fast. This season, 3 teams. DJ, Leshawna and Lindsay are round out team 1. Alejandro, you're the first member of team 2.
(Tyler falls down the pyramid and rolls cross the finish line)
Chris: Tyler you're on team 2. (Sees Owen and Noah arrive and cross the finish line) Owen and Noah you're also on team 2.
(Duncan and Gwen manage to get over the other side of the pyramid and Sierra, Cody and Heather come of the pyramid at the same time. Then all 5 cross the finish line Duncan and Sierra crossed at the same time with Gwen, Cody and Heather follow behind)
Chris: Duncan and Sierra, you're on team 2. Heather, Gwen and Cody you'll be on team 3.
(Courtney, Eva and Izzy arrive)
Owen: Izzy, where were you?
Izzy: Went exploring inside the pyramid, it was cool.
Courtney: How'd did everyone get here before me?
Eva: No one cares uptight one.
(Courtney just rolls her eyes)
Chris: Courtney, Eva and Izzy go and join team 3. (Courtney, Eva and Izzy join team 3) Ok teams, talk amongst yourselves and determine a team name, you 3 minutes to decide.
DJ, Lindsay, Leshawna, Geoff, Bridgette and Ezekiel: Team Victory!
Heather, Gwen, Courtney, Eva and Izzy: Team Amazon!
Cody: Hey, wait a minute. I'm a guy!
Eva: We don't care.
(The guys were debating until Sierra though of a name)
Sierra: Got it! Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot!
Alejandro, Duncan, Owen, Tyler and Noah: What?!
Chris: Alright, best team name ever. And here are you rewards. Team Amazon, you win a camel. Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Really Hot.
Alejandro: I think there are only 4 really's.
Chris: You win a goat. And Team Victory here you go. (Gives them a stick)
Leshawna: So the guys who come in last get a camel, and we get stick?
Chris: All will be explained, if I feel like it. Next time, right here on Total Drama (Singing voice) World Tour!