Authors note: Hi everyone, this is my first time writing a fanfiction and it's an xover so please go easy on me. And English isn't my native tongue so I humbly request you bear with any grammatical blunder you come across. Arigatou!
Kage bunshin no jutsu for magic spells and jutsu
"The fat lady sings" normal talking
'are those melons real?' for thoughts
"Insignificant human" bijuus, gods, summons and dragons
'Puny humans' for thoughts
Disclaimer: I'm doing a disclaimer! I'm officially a fanfiction author, yay! I don't own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden. It Belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.
Chapter 1
"It's over" these were the thoughts of a blone boy wearing orange and black jumpsuit that looks like it's seen better days floating in the dimesional void covered in Golden flame. "Oi, Naruto, they'd all be proud of you" kurama tried to console his first friend. Naruto was on the verge of tears, his lips quaking, all the exhaustion, hunger, pain was getting to him
Play sadness and sorrow ost
"you really think so kurama?! Kakashi, Sakura and Sasuke are all dead because of me, because I wasn't strong enough! Maybe if I really paid attention in the acedemy, maybe If I had spent more time training, maybe if I was more serious, maybe... Maybe if I took the ash killing bone instead of Sasuke, he would have made a difference if he had both yin and yang seal maybe he could have saved sakura and kakashi. I failed them all kurama! I'm all alone kurama, I'm alone" All the massive fox could do was let his partner vent out all his fustration. It was a miracle they actually sealed kaguya off alone but that bitch had one or trick up her sleeve and now kurama could do was let him release it before they actually find a way out of this place. The only thing keeping him alive is Kurama chakra mode and that would soon run out. "Naruto, I never knew you were one to spit on your friends sacrifice, they sacrificed their lives so you could live because they believe you could defeat kaguya. They died with a smile on thier face and you owe it to them to live your life to the fullest because that's what they'd want you to do" Naruto was in his mindscape on his hands and knees listening to all kurama said with realization dawning on his face. "Looks like I'm finally getting through to him" kurama mused "he just needs one more push and there's that two massive energy signature I sensed. It's not chakra and whatever this thing is we don't wanna find out now with how broken and weak he is. I gotta act fast"
" Get up Naruto, you're not alone." Nine bijuus all gathered around him with thier fist strectched
out in front of him "you have me and my siblings. You might be the last of the elemental nation but through you a new generation shall spring forth and this time they will be be gaurded into the light and I promise you'll never feel loneliness Naruto and when you do feel it, you do what you always do... You find your precious people ao get up uzumaki! I will not have my jinchuriki brood like an uchiha!" shukaku to kurama all surrounded him cheering him on and then naruto knew he wasn't alone we atleast not entirely. Naruto brought his fist up and bumped it with the Bijuus fist a ripple went through the water in his mindscape. "Well" *sniff* "we'd better get out of here". "And how will you get out uzumaki" the normal crazed shukaku wasn't in the mood to kill someone right now. After Naruto defeated him him he had a small amount of respect for him and seeing him go one on one with kaguya made him respect Naruto even more. "Heh, trust me shukaku I have a plan but it's suicidal, I don't know where ill land" Naruto was already out of his mindscape with a hiraishin kunai in hand. "I hope this works cause I want to live!".
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
Naruto went full Kurama sage mode trying his best to hone in on a hiraishin kunai but couldn't find any "time for plan b" taking in a deep breath Naruto closed his eyes for a second and opened them to reveal that his former orange cilera with a black horizontal bar and a vertical slit changed to purper with ripple like pattern. Clapping his hands together he focused all his chakra on his eyes and it showed an errie purple with a crack in space time forming in front of him, he pumped more chakra into his eyes to try to pumpore chakra into the jutsu another crack formed. By this time his eyes were already bleeding "come on, come on, come on!" Another crack "now's my chance!" With all his might he threw the hiraishin kunai into the crack like his life depended on it because franckly, it did
"This is for everyone bitch, I'm going to live"
"Hiraishin no jutsu!"
*Swish*
He was gone in a flash
The crack in space closed
He never saw the huge red western dragon comparable to the size of the ten tails coming nor a little girl dressed in a Gothic Lolita outfit looking at where he was with keen interest. She could feel the huge amount of chakra left behind by the creature that invaded her home and it felt... Human. But no human could have survived in the dimensional gap..
"Someone strong was in the gap, I will need his power if I'm to remove great red from my home"
"I will find you stranger"
(Scene change)
A certain kunai landed near a lake and in an instant there was I blond boy on the floor, blood dripping from his eyes looking almost dead
"Oh shit! He's alive! Somebody call an ambulance!"
"I made it, I survived, my eyelids are so heavy..."
"You did well Naruto. Rest up now and let us heal your wounds and replenish your chakra cause you're gonna need it."
"Where did the hiraishin kunai send us to"
"I don't know know Chomei, but what I do know is that these humans don't have chakra"
"Oi, what do you mean Kurama" gyuki, the eight tailed beast bellowed
"These humans don't have chakra okay! I don't know how they are still alive.. maybe it's because we are in an entirely different world"
"That's impossible!" The other Bijuus voice thier disbelief
"They should at least have a tiny potion of chakra in them. Are you sure you sensed nothing kurama?" Matatabi asked the orange fox
"They don't have a single drop of chakra in them but I can sense another thing in a few of them but I'm sure it's not chakra"
"Damn it Naruto, where did that hiraishin kunai take us and what was that jutsu you tried to use?"
"Let's stay low for now, some might prove hostile..."
(Time skip: one year later)
"Aww... I'm bored guys" one Naruto uzumaki sighed for the zillionth time that day.
"Kurama... I'm bored..."
Kurama, the strongest of all Bijuus was about to unleash his greatest bijuu dama on the blonde menace and the crappy apartment they called home but refrained from doing some thing like that because the last time he and shukaku had a well, A misunderstanding and ended up destroying thier former apartment while Naruto was out on business something bad happen that day... Something really bad. Oh kurama still remembered that day like it was yesterday. The blonde descended on them like they were a bunch of teenagers and the pranks that followed... Oh God, kurama and shukaku lost a part of them that day.
"Just ignore him. Just bear with it kurama till reinforcement arrive" Shukaku sleeping beside kurama in thier chibi form communicated with his brother telepathically
"I don't think I can take this anymore shukaku"
"You have to big bro, I don't want to be in his crosshairs. You do know what happens to those that get an insignia of bulls eye with a spilled ramen cup beside it, right?"
Kurama just had to endure because he loved his sanity. Whoever's marked with the "revenge of the fallen ramen" sign is doomed for life but luckily very few people knew a way out of this predicament and what was the remedy you ask? A sacrifice of 1,000 ramen cup to the ramen God Uzuramen was required. Of course people thought this an urban myth because no one could reveal who the identity of the ramen god. Anyone that tried to investigate uzuramen became a living shell of thier former self, they have this look in thier eyes like they've been through hell and back only to learn that it was a tour around the backyard.
"Kuramaaaaa... So bored!"
An ear twitched
"Kurama!" Naruto called in a single song voice
"Shit! This is bad. Where's saiken when you need her" The kitsune was already sweating bullets, looking for a way out of this pickle. Saiken used to release this certain nerve calming gas whenwver Naruto blew a gasket and it was pretty effective plus the fact that saiken had a pure record out of them all. The damn slug's never broken a thing in this shitty house. How she did was a mystery to the orange fox.
"Oi shikaku, would you help a brother out"
" Don't drag me into this man"
"Come on, I'd do anything"
"Every Bijuus for himself is the top rule of this apartment"
"Damn it! ok think kurama, what if I gave him a target? Nope, I'm not that heartless. Wait... Maybe this could work"
"Go enroll in a school or something" Kurama, the ever lazy fox, has once again saved it's hide
"No! I wasn't cut out for school!"
"Then go get a job boy. Last time I checked you had 9 mouths to feed"
"You lot don't need sustenance!"
"Then get us out of this crappy apartment!"
"I'm still sore about our old house you rotten fox"
"Go visit the old man in that ramen shop you frequent so much"
"..."
And like that, the blonde was out the window with a black muscle T-shirt under an orange leather jacket with the words "ORANGE IS AWESOME" styled at the back and blue skinny jeans with orange sneakers.
"Praise the logs!" Now that Naruto was out of the way, kurama wondered where the adult magazine he was reading disappeared to...
(Scene change)
Everything was going normal in De'lit ramen shop today. Customers were coming in and out of the Establishment, ordering different kind of ramen, a fly was buzzing around looking for it's next victim to torment with the buzzing sound it's wing make, the chiefs we're busy Manning the kitchen before a special globe started blinking red and the alarm systems were blaring and this only meant one thing to the chefs of De'lit noodle shop...
"Look alive boys! I want all hand on deck!" The top chef Bellow in a seargents voice while pacing in front of all the assembled chef in the kitchen
"There might be a chance that one of us I going down today.. May the best chef win. Let take down this son of a bitch!"
"Roger Sarge!" The whole crew shouted.
After the short motivation speech by Hiroshima, the owner of the noodle shop, Naruto skidded to a stop in front of Hiroshima with his eyes narrowed and a poker face on
"Gimme your best shot old man Hiro"
"Oh it's on uzumaki!"
And like that, the whole shop went on a frenzy with one goal in mind; To fill up the monster in front of them. Cups upon cups of ramen we're sacrificed to the ramen God but they all fell in front of His divine retribution. "He's exceeding my limit. I don't think I can hold on much longer" one of the chefs lamented. "I concede Uzumaki" Hiroshima admitted a clean defeat. "Heh, don't worry old man the day you defeat is thousands of light years away" Naruto stated with his trademarj ear spilling grin on."Ahh that hit the spot. The Naruto face off was a tradition that began 2 months after Naruto first visit to the noodle shop and it's been six months from then. The official score is Naruto: 64, Hiroshima: 0. And the best thing about The Naruto face off was that the ramen was free. Everyone knows that Hiroshima became a millionaire not too long after Naruto's first step into the door of Hiroshima's little shop back then.
"I have a gift for you Naruto"
"What is it old man?" The blonde ninja asked with genuine curiousity on his face
"I sure hope it's a ramen free pass for a week"
"I'd become bankrupt" Old man Hiro deadpanned
"No shit"
Hiro dropped a golden Key with an orange envelope with a message on it with a headline that reads 'to appreciate our No.1 customer' on the table Naruto was slouching on.
"Congratulations Naruto, I just bought you a new house in kuoh!"
"Aww old man thank you so much"
"You deserve it Naruto" The old man ruffled the blonde shinobi's hair. "I hope you actually find a new job and a nice girlfriend" Naruto was going to miss shingahashi district because of the old man and his noodle but but he had this feeling that kuoh wouldn't be boring like this shithole he landed in after falling into Kaguya's Yomotsu Hirasaka after sealing her off for eternity.
"Thanks old man I better get packing then"
"Don't be a stranger Naruto"
"Goodby oldman." Naruto was bored but hey them tailed beast would be exted to know that he's got a new apartment in kouh. Those little runts have been bitch and moaning about poor living conditions all day long.
(Scene change)
All nine tailde beast were in a state of panic right know because shikaku and kurama had destroyed thier home again and Naruto would descwnd on them like a hawk did to little chiken only this time they were the helpless chicken and speaking of the devil...
*Swosh*
Naruto stood at where his house was suppose to be only to see the matatabi, isobu, son, kokuo, saiken and gyuki pointing at shukaku and Kurama who looked like they wanted to be anywhere but here and the it all clicked."those bastards destroyed my house again!" A huge pressure slammed on the two culprits and killer intent they've never felt before was directed at them. The air got so thick with the amount of KI Naruto was releasing and then it all vanished. For once, shikaku and Kurama had one thought... "Shit..."
"I just wanted y'all to know how much I love you and don't miss me while I'm gone okay"
"Just so you know matatabi, I stole money from you to buy an adult magazine. Just wanted to make restitution before I die"
"I knew it, Ero fox!"
"Hey! A fox's got urges you know!"
Naruto took a steady gait towards them and every March forward increased the tension in the air, it got so intense that one of the tailed beast actually farted.
"Who the hell was that" kokuo, the gentle one Among hagoromo's created voice the question that was on everyone's mind.
"I have good news guys!"
"Pack your luggage cause we are going to kuoh"
"What in the world?"
"I have a new mansion waiting for me in kuoh!" Naruto squealled like someone that hit the jackpot
"What?!" Was all the tailed beast could get out.
"I'm too old for this shit"
Author's note: So, how'd I do? Please read and review. Thank you all. This ain't a harem fic even though it's highschool dxd and just so you know, I haven't seen the anime nor the manga I'm relying on wiki fandom and other fanfic I've read about dxd.
Till next time I update, Adios amigos.