Naruto woke up in the morning, dick diamond-hard. He had a dream where him and Tenten were having a very steamy sexual intercourse. It wasn't the first time he had that dream.
After he finished his breakfast, he went outside to buy some fucking tomatoes to cook some spaghetti later. In the grocery store, he met Tenten.
"Hello Naruto!" She said, "What's up?"
"Hi, I'm just buying some tomatoes for spaghetii…" Naruto replied, "Say, are you busy later?"
"Um, let me think… no, I don't have any plans for today, why?"
"How about the two of us have an extremely hardcore, borderline insane, femdom-oriented, steamy sex at my place later today?"
Tenten analyzed every word Naruto said carefully.
"Yeah, sure! Why not?"
"5 PM?"
"Yup, I'll be there. Make sure you have enough spaghetti for me."
"No problem."
Naruto went back home, excited for the deal he made with Tenten. After he unpacked all the shit he bought, he cleaned up all the filth that could scare Tenten away, he washed himself, he trimmed his pubes OwO and then he spent the afternoon preparing spaghetti. He ate some himself and then went to play some League of Legends.
Then, at 5 PM, someone knocked on the door.
"Coming!" Naruto shouted, and hastily approached the door. Before he opened it he made sure that his T-shirt is appropriately hidden inside his pants. His mom taught him some manners before she kicked the bucket.
"Heeeyyy!" Naruto said as he opened the door. But then his smile disappeared. He was expecting to see Tenten, but it turned out that absolutely no one was there.
"Did someone prank me?" Naruto thought.
He sighed and closed the door. As he turned around, someone smacked him in the face. Naruto rolled on the floor, and suddenly he felt as if a huge boulder dropped on his dick.
"Heyyy" He heard a familiar voice.
After the initial shock of pain being applied to his dick, he opened his eyes to see Tenten standing above him, stepping on his dick with huge force.
"What the-"
"Shut up." Tenten said and kicked him in the balls.
"JESUS CHRIST!"
"Hm?" Tenten sniffed around. "It smells nice in here… did you add a lot of garlic to that spaghetti?"
"Ghhh… y-yeah. I did."
"Great. I love garlic." Tenten stated, smiling. "I'm gonna eat some later. You do have a microwave in this bitch, right?"
"Yes." Naruto whispered.
"What was that?" Tenten bent over, amplifying the force she was putting on Naruto's testies. "I can't hear you. You gotta speak up."
Naruto opened his mouth but SPAGHETTI WON'T COME OUT. Um, sorry for that, couldn't stop myself. Anyway, he couldn't say anything because he was oxygen-deprived. With the last remains of strength, he said a decently loud "Yes!".
"Heh." Tenten released pressure off od Naruto's dick. "Splendid. I'm gonna go heat that shit up. Wait up for me, alright? I will kill you if you move an inch."
Tenten put some spaghetti on a plate and threw it in the microwave. One and a half minute was enough to heat it up to a reasonable level.
The rest of the evening Tenten spent torturing Naruto's dick AND balls. It's called Cock AND BALL torture for a reason after all.
At about 9:37 PM something really strange happened. You won't believe what the fuck happened. Brace yourself, here's what happened:
The author realized that what he aimed to be a shitpost has accidentaly transformed into an actual BDSM kink story, something that could put his well-being and sanity in question. So he decided to stop writing xDDD
Let's just say that after Tenten and Naruto finished their sexes, Tenten found Shrek 2 DVD at Naruto's place and made him watch it with her. It was her favorite.
Naruto happened to be a big fan of Shrek. He had the entire movie collection. Tenten said she would come over another day to watch some more Shrek and maybe for some more CBT.
THE END
On a scale from 21 to 37, how retarded do you think I am?