Before we get into it...
Biggest fuckin shoutout to Flaredragon117:
(im sorry I don't know how to reply to reviews on this fckn app)
But yo man! Your review touched my heart holy shit! I still struggle to believe that people actually enjoyed those drabbles, and especially the authors that ive read from and admired back then (still do, your stories are cherished man, I'm a big fan).
I'm ashamed that I deleted everything, honestly hahaha but aye story for another time aye if ya wanna hear.
Again, thanks heaps man... I hope my writing lives up to your standards.
Enjoy this one ghee. Peace.
Also special shoutout to Doom marine54 (or 55? Idc):
Good to see you're still alive bro. It's a wonder, honestly. This site would never be the same without you. Missed your ugly cunt face :)
Ok now finally, Story time:
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It started with a Mission
"It's... taunting me."
Gildarts couldn't help but roll his eyes at the younger, pink haired mage sitting beside him at the bar counter. The said mage currently glaring at the golden bottle perched at the centre of the top shelf.
"Forget it kid..." The crash mage sighed in annoyance, already used to Natsu's penchant for getting himself into stupid situations; and frankly, he didn't want to get involved in any stupid shit today... it was his time off dammit! Man needs a break!
"Besides, can't you read what it says?"
He raised a wooden finger to point, gesturing to the middle of the golden bottle, where the kanji for 'forbidden' was stamped in bold.
The pink haired dragon slayer only squinted his eyes in focus towards the bottle, before turning his gaze to the older mage. Eyes narrowed in an annoyed look.
"I can't read Chinese, old man."
A vein threatened to burst on Gildarts forehead in irritation. Iron grip almost crushing the mug in his good hand.
'I'm not old!' He gritted internally.
Though he was slighted by the old man comment, he let it slide. That brat wasn't gonna ruin his break!
"First of all, it's Japanese. Second, it says Forbidden. So hands off...would be too strong for your twerp ass."
Gildarts finished it there without another word, and then proceeded to down the rest of his beer before ordering three more.
The younger mage just huffed in annoyance, but nonetheless returned his attention to the task at hand. Gildarts wasn't going to crash the party on this one.
Time to plan, Operation: Booze Snatch.
Natsu shook his head at the thought as a mischievous grin started to form on his lips.
'Nah. Operation:... forbidden booze snatch.'
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Mirajane Strauss could only watch in amusement as Natsu continued to glare at the shelf. There was a burning intensity in his eyes, and she was sure that if he stared any harder the shelf would catch fire.
Oh that would be disastrous. All the expensive liquor that they would lose. Everyone would be mad! And so not good for business!
Even still, she giggled at the thought. Only their resident, highly destructive dragon slayer would be responsible for such a mess. Wouldn't even have his ass leave the seat to cause property damage.
'So silly...' She thought, as her eyes turned to give the young man another look. '...and so cute.'
A dreamy sigh escaped her lips. Her cheek perched on her palm as she continued to stare.
She could afford to take a bit of a break from working the bar, since it wasn't really busy today anyways. Besides, she was curious.
'What's got him so focused?'
She looked into his eyes again, sinking deeper into a pair of intense onyx orbs, lit with mischief and... desire.
'Oooohh~' She shivered at her discovery. Imagination slowly heading to a very naughty place.
'Just imagine how it'd be if he ever looked at me like that.'
She bit her lip at the thought as another shiver shot down her spine, down to her lower body and making her knees weak.
'Now that would be something else hehe...'
She couldn't help but identify the golden opportunity that was so casually dropped on her lap just then. The perfect chance to play some charm and bring her fantasies to reality... Oh yes.
She concluded her thoughts with a happy nod and a plan in mind; deciding she would figure out what he so desired from the shelf... and then serve her way into his heart, like the cute and helpful barmaid she was... He'd drop into her hands like putty.
And if somehow, someway or other, he decided plow her as a show of thanks... then that was on him.
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'Alriiight. So, I'll need to create that distraction first, and then...' Natsu paused his mental planning, eyes widened as his line of sight was taken away from the golden prize.
...Replaced by two bigger prizes. Two round mounds tucked nice and snug in a beautiful red dress, topping it all off with a pink bow in the middle. Less of a prize, but now more of a gift that was just waiting to be unwrapped.
He suppressed the urge to lick his lips, and looked up instead. Meeting an angelic smile and killer blue eyes.
"Sup Mira!" He said as he flashed her a toothy grin.
She let out a small giggle at his action, making sure it was all levels of cute and innocent, knowing Natsu was a sucker for it. Proven when his grin grew wider.
'Gotcha. Step one, let his guard down. Check.'
"Not much Natsu, just here to check up on you... you seem distracted."
With that said, she leaned forward on the counter to meet him at eye level, elbows propped up so her hands can support her head. Knowingly giving the dragon slayer a niiiice, straight-on view down her cleavage.
"So, what's up?" She had to force down the urge to smirk victoriously as she caught his eyes dart down to the puppies, lingering for only a second before he caught himself.
Natsu was screaming at himself internally... one second was one second too long. He slipped up. Damn woman.
He had to hold back a shiver when her warm breath hit his lips; just realising their faces weren't too far apart now, noses just inches away from touching each other. Dammit woman! Man needs to focus! Mission at hand! Mission at haaand!
An unintentional growl rumbled in his throat as he tried to steel his resolve, but still couldn't help the light blush that started to coat his cheeks.
Mira took this as a sure sign that her magic was working him down. The thought got her excited.
'Snagged! Step 2, Get in his head! Check!'
"Sooo..." She drawled lightly, hand reaching out to poke his cheek cutely. "You gonna tell me or what?"
Realising he didn't really answer her the first time, the young mage had the decency to throw back a sheepish grin.
"Sorry, just... looking at the drinks y'know."
She gave him another smile before shifting her head a bit so she could look behind her. Eyes sweeping through the various bottles of expensive liquor that were perched on the shelves.
"True..." She breathed out, before returning her gaze to the pink haired mage.
"So, which one do you want? I'll get it for you."
Natsu almost fell off his seat in surprise, but quickly gathered himself before throwing her a questioning look. She only looked back, totally amused.
"...Really?" He finally asked in a small yet hopeful whisper. Not too sure if it would be this easy (and if it was, he'd be pissed at himself for wasting brain cells on a useless plan!).
"Yeah. For sure." She whispered back almost huskily, her eyes never leaving his.
"...so, anything up there?"
"Mhm." She nodded back.
"Even that golden bottle at the top?"
He was slowly getting more and more excited at getting closer to the prize. He had to contain himself from blowing up when she nodded again.
"Natsu, for you? Anything." She breathed out as she slowly left her spot from leaning down, but not before tapping his nose lightly and throwing a wink.
Natsu couldn't stop the blood from rushing to his face in embarrassment at her actions and the implications of her words. He was slowly getting annoyed at himself for being so weak to her charms.
Well... he was just about finished with his first mission, thanks to her. So obviously, a new one should be in order.
'Operation: Outflirt Mira!'
A mischievous smirk played onto his lips as he eyed the bar maid who was reaching up the top shelf to grab the forbidden bottle. His gaze shifted further down to her nicely shaped bum that refused to be hidden away by the rather conservative dress. He had to wonder though, in between his dirty thoughts, as to why she was arching her back the way she was doing to reach for the bottle that wasn't even that high up. Her current position making her ass pop out for him to view to his hearts content... not that he was complaining.
'Hope you enjoyed that, Natsu...'
The barmaid inwardly smirked as she grabbed a shot glass to accompany the bottle; fully aware of his gaze on her back.
'Cos' it's gonna be all yours~'
"There you go!" She set the glass and the bottle down in front her of target, before settling down in her previous position against the counter.
She was caught by surprise however, when a pair of warm, gentle hands were suddenly on her cheeks. Her gaze focused onwards, sky blue eyes reuniting with burning onyx.
In that moment, she was powerless. Struck immobile under a passionate glare... and she loved it.
"Mira..."
'Ah fuck! Now his voice is all deep and sexy too!' She screamed internally as his hot breath hit her face, setting her cheeks aflame.
'And I haven't even fully finished step 3!!'
Not that she was truly complaining however, but she had it all planned out, and now it was all jumbled up...
She was especially keen on step 6: hike the skirt and jump his dick... but now she was ready to skip the steps and do it just then.
"You're amazing. I don't know what I'd do, or where I'd be, if you weren't around."
He said all that with expert smoothness. A small genuine smile gracing his lips, but his eyes burning with predatory hunger.
She bit her lip in anticipation and winced when she felt a harsh shiver, jolt down her body. Mirajane Strauss was in need of fresh panties...
The inside of her head was lit with fireworks at the semi-confession of his feelings (She was a sucker for sappy romantics), but it was completely overwhelmed by the desire she saw in his eyes, and how her body reacted... hungrily.
Yep. Fresh panties, ASAP.
She was caught off from her thoughts when she felt his hands start to slowly bring her closer.
'Oh fuck yes!' The final touch! The first sweet kiss that would pave the path to fierce makeout sessions, and then finally: Hard Sex!
'Step 6, here I come!'
It took all her strength to resist jumping over the counter to smash their lips together right then and there. She already had her eyes closed, lips puckered cutely, awaiting inevitable contact... but where was it!?
It took her a second to realise that the warmth that graced her cheeks were missing as well. And another second to realise that she fell for a trap.
She opened her eyes...
Natsu was still across her, eyes bright with smug satisfaction as if he had just won a game. To finish it off, he gave her an equally smug wink, followed by a nod.
'Your move.' Was the hidden exchange, and Mira couldn't help but smirk.
'Ohooohh! He wants to play that game~'
She felt a bit ashamed to having slipped so easily, but her flame reignited stronger at the prospect of payback. This would be a fun game.
The devil inside had been asleep for too long, and now it was time to come out and play.
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'That was hard! That was so fucking hard!'
Across from Mira, behind the cool exterior Natsu was showing, he was internally screaming.
He was almost overwhelmed by the need to take her right then and there. Her cute face, puckered lips just waiting to be kissed... she was giving herself to him. So vulnerable.
Kami, and her scent!... her arousal was an explosion of every need she was yearning from him*... and he loved it.
He had the urge to just jump over and give it to her, and give it hard; but he managed to keep it down.
What he couldn't keep down however, was the raging erection that was making his pants feel uncomfortably tight.
He could see from the look that the barmaid was sporting that pay back would be due his way. The look in her sky blues promised both extreme pain, and extreme pleasure; and he was looking forward to it.
'But first...' He smirked as he poured the contents of the forbidden bottle into his glass. Watching the dense liquid fill to his satisfaction. 'Operation: Forbidden Booze Snatch is a success.'
He raised a glass to the silver haired mage across him, who was looking on with amusement. He just missed the scheming glint in her eyes.
"Cheers Mira!"
Down the hatch.
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Heh what's gonna happen now? Cos idk. You tell me
Oushh the Drunk Natsu Drabbles I remember writing ages ago were the ones I had the most fun with tbh... being both drunk and horny, just imagine all the type of random shit bahahah
This is my attempt to turn that concept into a full on multi chapter clusterfuck, and honestly I'm enjoying it :D
I'm a bit rusty but I hope the story is there peeps
My jokes are dry I know, but I find them funny.. if you don't, then fuck off
*My vocabulary is so limited... I don't have the right words to describe what a women's arousal smell like other than 'pleasant' and 'fishy' and those aren't sexy enough Bahahaha if anyone wanna to help me then pls do... ;)
Anyways I really hoped you enjoyed this first chapter... and if you didn't, then fuck off.
Don't be a pussy, tell me what you think! Reviews are great.
Peace out my gheez