Hey guys! I've been browsing a hell of a lot of fanfics recently, and I came across the gamer type fanfiction, and I loved it, so I decided to try my hand at one. Hope you guys enjoy the story!

Harry was dead.

No Heaven, Hell, or any other even remotely mythical place. Just completely, utterly, and absolutely dead.

As he went over his final moments, he was sorely tempted to slap himself. He was an idiot! Why the fuck did he just walk out and sacrifice himself? He should have, at the very least, killed Nagini first! As he was beyond lost in his thoughts, he didn't even notice the big white words popping up in front of him.

YOU DIED!

GAME OVER

Bonuses:

You were sorted into Gryffindor! Future +1 Strength & Constitution

You defeated Magical Creature: Troll! Future +1 Strength & Dexterity

You gained friend: Hermione Granger! Future +2 Intelligence

You Gained Deathly Hallow: Invisibility Cloak! Future +50% Stealth Learning Speed

You saved the Philosopher's Stone! Future +50% Transfiguration & Potions Learning Speed

You Gained Friend: Fred Weasley! Future +1 Intelligence

You Gained Friend: George Weasley! Future +1 Charisma

You defeated Magical Creature: Basilisk! Future +1 Constitution & Charisma

Horcrux Destroyed: Tom Riddle's Diary! Future +10 MP

You were poisoned with Basilisk Venom, then healed by Phoenix Tears! Future +20 HP

You successfully cast the Patronus Charm! Future +10 MP

You survived the First Triwizard Tournament Task! Future +1 Luck

You survived the Second Triwizard Tournament Task! Future +1 Dexterity

You survived the Third Triwizard Tournament Task! Future +10 HP

You Gained Friend: Luna Lovegood! Future +1 Wisdom

You Gained Friend: Neville Longbottom! Future +25% Herbology Learning Speed

You proved Voldemort was resurrected! Future +1 Charisma & Luck

You gained the Half-Blood Prince's Potions book! Future +10% Potions Learning Speed

Horcrux Destroyed: Marvolo Gaunt's RIng! Future +10% Soul Magic Learning Speed

Horcrux Destroyed: Slytherin's Locket! Future +1 Charisma

Horcrux Destroyed: Hufflepuff's Cup! Future +1 Constitution

Horcrux Destroyed: Ravenclaw's Diadem! Future +1 Wisdom & Intelligence

You Gained Deathly Hallow: Resurrection Stone! +25% Soul Magic Learning Speed

Total:

+20 HP

+20 MP

+3 Strength

+3 Dexterity

+3 Constitution

+4 Intelligence

+2 Wisdom

+4 Charisma

+2 Luck

+50% Stealth Learning Speed

+50% Transfiguration Learning Speed

+60% Potions Learning Speed

+25% Herbology Learning Speed

+35% Soul Magic Learning Speed

NEXT

Once he finally noticed, he looked up and just stared at it. For what seemed like an eternity.

"Bloody fucking piece of shit-ass!..."


Once he finally finished using his sailor's mouth, he finally gathered his senses enough to just hit the stupid thing. He hit the next button, and a new screen popped up.

THE GAME OF LIFE

WELCOME!

Choose Option:

New Game

Load Game

Options

'Well,' He thought, 'I'm already insane, might as well go deeper.', then proceeded to hit the options button. It was mostly - oddly - volume and other things, but there was one that really bugged him.

Difficulty

Easy

Medium

Hard

Insane

Impossible

'Really.' He thought. 'And just why was my life on insane difficulty?' He pressed easy, and left the options menu, then clicked on Load Game, but nothing happened. So, deciding to delve even further into this, he clicked on New Game. A new screen popped up.

YOU HAVE STARTED A NEW GAME

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

Harry Potter

?

?

?

?

As there was no other option, he clicked on himself, because why the fuck not and the next screen popped up.

You Have Chosen: Harry Potter

NOTE: THESE CAN BE CHANGED OVER TIME

NOTE: SOME OF THE FOLLOWING MAY BE LABELED AS TITLES

Character Advantages:

Hero Complex: Gives +5 Strength & Constitution When Saving Someone Else

Clutch Performer: +50 MP, +3 Wisdom & Dexterity When The Going Gets Tough

Loyal: +25% Relationship Growth Speed With Those With A Positive Relationship With You

Boy-Who-Lived: +25 Relationship With The Public

Lily's Protection: Naturally Wards Off Touch By Those With Intent To Harm

Character Disadvantages:

Myopic: -5 Dexterity When Not Wearing Corrective Lenses

Malnutrition: Gives -3 Strength & Constitution, -1 Charisma, -15 HP

Bane Of Voldemort: -50 Relationship With Death Eaters

Horcrux: -2 Intelligence, -1 Wisdom, Due to Proximity to Brain, -5 MP

Half-Blood: Gives -10 Relationship With Pureblood Supremacists

Starter Perks:

Parseltongue: Allows Speech With Snakes

Natural Flyer: Base Level 15 In Flying

Potter Heir: Gives +50% Learning Speed For Transfiguration, Access To Potter Trust Vault

Black Heir: Gives +50% Learning Speed For Warding, Access To Black Trust Vault

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CHOOSE THIS CHARACTER

YES NO

He pressed yes, as most of the stuff sounded rather typical for him. Well, that would make sense, as it was him, but.. nevermind. As the world faded into view, he recognized the barely held together boards of the shack surrounding him: this was the shack that the Dursleys hid in on the night of July 31, 1991. His eleventh birthday.

The night he was reintroduced into the magical world.

A loud bang sounded from the door.