me writing random crap because i am bored
Oneshot
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TwilightWolf: Wassup, peepers!
Link: IDK
TwilightWolf: ok, well it's really hard to start up a conversation when that's what you say, so say something different.
Link: ok. The coronav-
TwilightWolf: Nope. I don't want to hear it. I am so sick and tired of hearing about that.
Link: ok. How's school?
TwilightWolf: I don't want to talk about that, either, but if you must know, it is going okay. Too easy, y'know?
Link: no. I never went to school.
TwilightWolf: oh yeah! Do they even have schools in Hyrule?
Link: well, I know they do in Wind Waker. Ya know, Ms Marie's class and the "bombers" or something?
TwilightWolf: They should be called the "boomers"
Link: lol
TwilightWolf: lol
Link: …
TwilightWolf: …
Link: how's writing fanfiction going?
TwilightWolf: Idk, I'm running out of ideas. Help me.
Link: naw, I want to see what you come up with.
TwilightWolf: it's probably going to take me like three months to come up with even a remotely not crappy idea, then another five months to actually write it.
Link: oof
TwilightWolf: yep that's why I'm just going to sit here and complain
Link: be positive
TwilightWolf: I am genuinely curious, what is there to be positive about?
Link: you get to play legend of zelda
TwilightWolf: well, I guess that's true. I get ice cream too
Link: what's your favorite flavor?
TwilightWolf: Midnight Cookies and Cream!
Link: khool
TwilightWolf: Yea!
Link: yea
TwilightWolf: yea. What's your favorite flavor?
Link: Pistachio
TwilightWolf: wot?! Why?!
Link: because it's green!
TwilightWolf: That's gross!
Link: I thought green was your favorite color
TwilightWolf: It is but not in ice cream. No. Ew ew ew. Nope. Never ever ever ever ever ever ever.
Link: just… shut up
TwilightWolf: ok
Link: finally
TwilightWolf: …
Link: you look like you're dying
TwilightWolf: …
Link: ok, when you ain't talking it ain't right. It's unnatural for you to be quiet. You can talk again. Just don't yell
TwilightWolf: *screams*
Link: *winces in pain*
TwilightWolf: I was gonna scream whether you liked it or not
Link: *sighs*
TwilightWolf: teehee!
Link: you are so weird
TwilightWolf: ya got a problem with that, buddy?
Link: nope, all is well, all is good
TwilightWolf: is it, though?
Link: IDK
TwilightWolf: I told you, I can't make conversation when that's all you say
Link: oh well
TwilightWolf: ugh, whatever. I gotta go.
Link: where to?
TwilightWolf: The store. I only have seven tubs of ice cream left.
Link: why. Just why.
xxx TwEnTy mInuTeS LaTeR xxx
TwilightWolf: *walks in with no ice cream*
Link: what i thought you were buying ice cream
TwilightWolf: I did. I bought twenty nine tubs but i got hungry on the way here, soooooooo
Link: dear sweet baby Jesus
TwilightWolf: wot
Link: that's not healthy!
TwilightWolf: I'm gonna give you thirty seconds for you to just stop and think about who you are talking to. This is the girl who orders salad bar at lunch, then fills her bowl up with hard-boiled eggs and croutons
(I actually do that, btw, I have become famous at school for it. My class calls it "egg bar" now, instead of salad bar)
Link: hmm, yea, that sounds about right.
TwilightWolf: well see ya folks, I gotta go get more ice cream, and I have to try not to eat it on the way here again! Bye-bye! Let me know what yo favorite flavor issssssssss!
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Crap at it's finest…
Happy Birthday!
-TwilightWolf