South Park (Varsity Blues style)
Since I am typing a varsity blues version of South Park, there are some changes and differences in this story...
Contains a hoodless Kenny McCormick.
Some of the quotes said in Varsity Blues could be re-arranged, extended, changed a bit differently, extra ones added to almost every chapter, etc.
I'm quite much of a romancer in love making scenes that I will type to be honest with you all, so get used to it. But on the bright side, there still will be spiciness in every single one, especially when it comes to Stendy (my #1 favorite couple). ;)
The high school's team uniforms are totally different and a bit darker and detailed than the elementary school's team uniforms.
Kenny and his family are not poor anymore and he's pretty a bit well built compared to Stan.
The boys' hats will be replaced with snapback hats that match the same colors of their snow hats.
Token Black will play running back/halfback (36) in the role of Wendell Brown.
Craig Tucker will play fullback (43), Bridon Gueermo will play tight end (86) and Clyde will play the other WR (16) along with Kenny.
Other random boys from the same class that we remember of will be on the team, even though it is a lot to give them numbers and positions.
Trent Boyett was has straightened out and changed a bit during his times in juvenile hall, got released before high school started, straightened out and changed a lot more since being released and has made friends with them, including the other boys. Plus he'll be the team too, playing middle linebacker (52).
All the kids are 17-18 years old and seniors. Shelly is 21 and Ike is 11.
Mr. Denkins will be the role of the old guy you see at the practices and games in the movie.
The PC Principal, Peter Charles, will be suitable for the overbearing head coach, Bud Kilmer.
Shelly Marsh will play the role of Lance & Jules' youngest brother, Tommy. "He's chicken!"
When it comes to the BBQ scene, it will be at the Marsh residence.
When it comes to the beer can challenge in the BBQ scene, when Kyle throws the football at his Dad, should it accidentally hit his face giving him a broken bloody nose like in the movie? Or should hit him in the balls and making him puke? I know the way how Kenny did that to his dad's balls in the episode "Cartman joins NAMBLA", was on purpose. XD
The boys would still wear the same jersey numbers like in the football episode "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride".
Cartman is still the same ol' fat boy, but his attitude had straighten out a bit and his friendship with Stan, Kyle and Kenny gotten better than ever. And has switched from center to right guard.
There will be no cortisone injections for Stan (his knee) or any other injury prone players to take by the coach's orders because all players are healthy.
During the one scene of the only football practice with Stan in it and Kyle getting his ass chewed out by the coach, the cheerleaders will be practicing near the football field and after that scene, I'll add a scene of Wendy giving Stan head after practice ("Yeah, great. You can blow me after practice." - Steve Stifler) and should they do that under the bleachers (sounds classic)?
Stan's knee injury will end up being a sprain, which should be 3-4 weeks (will be in time for quarterfinals due to the mighty Bulls having a bye week, if necessary) instead of a season/career ending multiple knee ligament injury, so his future to play college football at the University of Colorado Boulder won't be in jeopardy.
The cheerleading squad will be practicing their routines next to the football field, just so Wendy can watch Stan practice and maybe give him head afterwards. ;) So during the practice scenes, Randy, Gerald, Mr. Denkins and Officer Barbrady won't be there watching the team practice.
Cartman's truck will be a black 2003 Dodge Ram 2500 4x4 diesel quad cab short bed pickup that's lifted, mud tires, with a dark green #68 on each side and no toolbox. And yes, back window opens too.
Bebe is suitable for Jules due to being in a relationship with Kyle, despite the fact that Jules is related to Lance while being in a relationship with his teammate/classmate, Mox in the movie.
Cartman will not some small farm animal for a pet.
No scenes between the pickups of Kyle and Stan in the beginning.
There will be no scenes between Kyle & Wendy (including the whipped cream bikini scene, but could do that between Kyle & Bebe) after Stan's injury.
There is no snow outside.
Kyle hopes to get into Princeton
Token doesn't get hurt in the final game, but the game goes up and down ending up their opponent taking the lead at halftime.
During halftime, Coach Charles admits or apologizes on/for how big of an asshole, carefree of a coach, etc. he has been being over the years.
Kyle says his inspiring speech, which he then receives Coach Charles' respect.
The last opponent extends their lead to 17 points and from there on out, Coach Charles lets Kyle call the plays his way the rest of the game.
I'll make some postseason chapters after the win in the final regular season game, which would be the race for the league or district title 1st round bye
All ideas below to be answered in reviews:
Name a random league or district that SPHS is in.
What adult female women are suitable for the bar/stripper's club that the boys attended and what should the name of the place be? Cartman's mom won't be optional because it would be awkward for her to see her son and his friends at the stripper's bar and it could ruin the scene. Has to be a random female teacher they know (and no, Cartman will not ask her to the prom later on in the story).
Ike will not do any of that dumb religious shit like Mox's little brother did.
What would Charles' words be throughout his apology or whatever it is to the entire team during halftime?
What school that came to see Token play in the season finale and hoping to get his ride to should be?
ROLES - CHARACTERS:
Lance Harbor - Stan Marsh
Jonathan Moxon - Kyle Broflovski
Billy Bob - Eric Cartman
Charlie Tweeder - Kenny McCormick
Wendell Brown - Token Black
Bud Kilmer - PC/Peter Charles
Darcy Sears - Wendy Testaburger
Jules Harbor - Bebe Stevens
Joe Harbor - Randy Marsh
Collette Harbor - Sharon Marsh
Tommy Harbor - Shelly Marsh
Sam Moxon - Gerald Broflovski
Mo Moxon - Shelia Broflovski
Kyle Moxon - Ike Broflovski
End of chapter 1/intro
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