"Everyone loves a wedding" Vala said smacking Daniel's upper arm.
"Sure," replied Sam, "But who's going to get married?"
Vala wrapped her arm around Daniel's back and leaned her head against his shoulder. Daniel shot her a look out of the corner of his eye, slid a couple inches away before quickly responded,
"Uh, well obviously you and Jack."
"Obviously?!" Sam said incredulously.
"What?!" Jack said a second later.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah" Daniel said, ignoring Vala's glare. "It'll be great. I'll be Jack's best man."
"Excuse me Daniel Jackson" Teal'c spoke up for the first time. "Why would it be you to hold the position of O'Neill's best man?"
"Well I've known Jack longer," he shrugged. "Maybe you could officiate!"
"Ah!" said Jack suddenly, "you know who would make a super cool officiate? Thor!"
Teal'c raised one eyebrow and started at Jack for a long moment before walking across the briefing to to stand against the wall.
"Wait, T!" Jack called after him.
"Perhaps I will merely observe your nuptials O'Neill."
"Okay then," said Cam standing up. "So where will this little ceremony be held, what with the Asgards and Jaffa and aliens and what-not?"
"Oh I know the perfect planet!" Vala spoke up. "It has the most beautiful forest with sort of this ethereal mist that hangs in the trees and when the light comes through in the evening it's quite romantic. I used to meet many of my lovers there for various dalliances and…
"That's enough!" Cam cut her off, "We don't need to hear about your dalliances"
"Well, it would be quite lovely for a wedding," she continued before gasping, "Oh Samantha! I will be your bridesmaid."
Sam suked some air inbetween her teeth before reponding, "Sure, why not?'
"Oh I will not let you down! There is so much to plan, dress colors, flowers, the cake and guest list!"
"Vala!" Said Cam, cutting her off again, "You do realize that this is a fictional wedding, right?"
"Oh, right. But should Samantha ever choose to get married please keep in mind I would make an excellent bridesmaid."
"Colonel Carter," said Teal'c who had walked back over, "Perhaps you would permit me to accompany you down the aisle."
Sam smiled up at him, "I'd like that Teal'c."
"Thor can just beam you in Carter," said Jack. "How cool would that be?"
Teal'c was starting to look more stoic than usual which was never a good sign.
"Okay then," said Daniel quickly, "So, off world ceremony, and we're all there in some way or another. Hopefully Sam doesn't get cold feet or people will start wondering about Jack and I!"
Jack gave him a look and he trailed off. "Never mind, so you two are at the altar and it's all 'I Sir take you Carter' and 'I Cater take you sir' first kiss and you're married!"
In the silence that followed that proclamation no one else noticed the look of slight longing and things that could have been that passed between the Colonel and the General.