As he approached the girls place of residence within the Smash Mansion™ he could audibly intake some voices conversing at a low volume.
Deep within his mind of raging philosophies he was playing a game of tennis with the idea of either breaking the news to her or not.
But he knew better. He had to tell her. If he didn't, what would this all come to?
Lingering in the proximity near the door cover opening he slowly drew his arm upwards in a fantastic motion towards the direction of the dull doorknob.
He placed his now damp fingers on the spherical door opening device. Sluggishly he, in time, implored the door to creak open as he shifted his head 11.5 inches around the wooden passageway covering that was attached by two hinges. Inside the gorgeous women of the mansion sat gossiping about their luxurious love lives.
Pit was unsure if it would right to interrupt such a grandiose moment teeming full to the wide brim of very VERY precious life.
The alluring females functionally but worriedly paused their rich and excitingly dramatic discourse.
Pit undecidedly shuffled in through the narrow door passage way using his clumsy feet. With much reverence he swiftly sealed the wooded and faded door closed.
Pit stared blankly at the ladies.
Pit: H-h-h-h-h-hey Peach I t-t-t-think we need to talk a-a-a-bout something...it's pretty pressingly serious...you know? A lot has been on my turbulent mind lately...about everything.
Peach: Oh- what's up...?
Pit: I-I- think we need to discuss what transpired between us and the others over a dastardly week ago in the comforting bed at night while the nosy moon was shining upon the glorious Smash Mansion.
Peach: I...um okay I suppose so. Is there something happening my darling pity pie?
The other scrumptious damsels giggled.
Pit: Yeah a lot did happen in fact. I think you may have used Zelda to have Rosalina use you against me. I very much cannot almost believe such a magnificent line of heart breaking events speedily unfolded cruelly in such a way as this situation has presented itself.
Peach: I- I didn't use anyone?! What's happening? Pit? Pit please...
Pit: I- I- I really don't (he sighs) I guess I...don't know what to say about all of this~ It's such a crazed emotional string of hurtful occurrences...I'm woefully sorry...
Peach: Pit! Please tell what's happening in your life...don't keep seductive secrets from me- not like this...please...
Pit: I mean, I think it was not directly directed at her but like- I don't know he seemed beyond furious. I couldn't bear to know that someone like that had precariously damaged the tender heart of another. I deeply trusted them, only to find...to find that-
Peach: Pit just spit out already! I can't just sit here knowing something is wrong. I haven't done anything wrong- I...like have I? Recently things have been quiet haven't the- wait is someone spreading lies about me?
Pit: My love...I need to tell you something. I'm- I'm not even sure if I can face you anymore...(he sighs) ever since (he sighs) that time ago (he sighs)...I just thought that- that maybe it was time...time to end things (he sighs)...but she wouldn't tell him what Zelda said to her. Even Rosalina reluctantly agreed...
Peach: Pit my smitten angel...you're making me worried- and not in a good way. Please stop keeping desiring secrets from me like this. What do you want? Why do you do this to me? Do you just...(she sighs) hate me? Do you enjoy keeping me out of the know and watching me suffer? And who said this to her? Why is Zelda even- no...it can't be.
Pit: He just didn't even bother. She was dangerously shattered inside. That I I unmistakenly knew. But Samus then used her to attack me. And he knew how she felt about him. It was all because of Zelda that she felt undoubtedly splintered. And her darkest internal turmoils were because of him. I just can't believe you'd do something like this. Sonic didn't even give her a heads up. It's so sad. I begged of Palutena to play- to play desperation too.
Peach: I- Pit...(she sighs) please just talk to me! You're breaking my heart as we speak. Who is desperate? Why are they after me? Pit I thought you promised me- that you'd be there to valiantly protect me when I was away...and who's using who? I- as if- it's as if you're using me! I just want the old and familiar Pit back. I'm bawling rivers of juicy tears...I can't believe this. What ever happened to you?
Pit: Peach I-I-I-I-I- won't hide anything from you dear...I think it's time that you know the truth about them. They only gave me th-
Peach: ...I can't even- I don't even...I just don't care anymore! Why would you ever keep something like this from me? I can't even bear hear about this puzzling topic and I'd rather walk way than ever learn of the dreadful deeds that have transpired.
Pit: I-I-I-a-a-a-a-a-a-I- got together- together with Palutena...
Peach: ...don't ever talk to me again...I fucking can't believe you. Do you know what this means to my gentle heart!? I thought- I that we were star crossed soul mates.
Pit: But it was just a rioting accident-
Peach: S-S-S-Speak for yourself! You know what? I just can't. Take your flimsy love elsewhere. You're such a fucking bastard! And here I thought you were emotionally invested in me!
Pit: Peach I- I really didn't know how this would all culminate!
Peach: Are you trying to just get to me right now? Because if so, it's working. And not for the right reasons.
Pit: Peach- actually I need be honest with you a quick minute. This teasing was just me- trying to convey my obssessive love for you...I'm sorry honey baby...it's just that the Sonic...the whole thing...it left me wanting...you (he sighs).
Peach: Sonic...wait from over a week ago...are you saying that you wanted me ever since that time you apparently made love to me? I don't believe it. I just can't. You've consistently tried toying with me. And after Zelda and Lucas told you knew how I felt about you...then you walking away from me on the villa back then...it wasn't right. Sonic then dumped Samus- and now...over a year later...you want me? Oh how sometimes you can be so cruel my sweet sugar bucket...This-
Pit: T-This what?
Luigi: (running down the hallway) THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUTZ! GAHAHAHAHT EEEEEEIIIIMMMM!
Pit: But I'm not even so sure about my own state of condition-
Peach: Pit if you're going to fuck around right now I'm leaving not talking to you for the rest of this starry sky night.
I don't mind you being honest with me~ and stuff...but you know this isn't an okay way to do it Pit. And what- what do you mean about Sonic...like- you know what he did was in your best interest. Either way I'm flattered to know you care about me enough me to want to try and tell me the truth mmmtehehe~
Pit: It's not like Palutena is better than you or anything?-! (he sighs)...
Peach: Okay you fucking know what Pit?! Can you ever fucking be generous for once? Sonic is something you apparently never will be! A state of the art hedgehog! Someone who doesn't mess with their friends! Someone who cares about others...Someone who doesn't cheat...Someone lovable that has human qualities. You? I don't even know. Sometimes you're an angel and sometimes you're a demon. And to ever think you loved me or that I should love you- we would have never worked would have we? You would've done to me the same thing you did to me before. Acting like everything was my fault- trying to make me feel worthless while attacking me emotionally and psychologically. You've made me cry time and time again. And for what?! Just so you could feel righteous or exact revenge on others because you were bitter about how Sonic proved to be something you couldn't be?! Why oh why has it come to this. You touching my buttons, and messing with me time and time again with your alluring lies.
Pit: PEACH B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT YOU- (he sighs) YOU KNOW I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU! However...Palutena...she...she was just...mmmm...too good in bed...
Peach: Okay so you don't love me then. Fuck you seriously.
Pit: Of course I do but I can't even remember the last time we spent a night together...
Peach: OH!? So now you're going to act like you forgot?! Maybe it's best then. Maybe you aren't the precious angel I know.
Pit: It- It really- It's really been...h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hard for me to d-decide...I- (he sighs)
Peach: Fine then...I'll be blunt...Do you love me...(she sighs) or not? I wouldn't be surprised if you knew how to break a girl's heart...
Pit: I'm sorry Peach...but...I love Zelda
Peach: So you're with- (she sighs) ZELDA NOW?!
Pit: No but my heart- it feels...confusion...maybe you are indeed the one for me sweet baby sauce...
Peach: Zelda- wait how? Didn't...didn't you say she's been uninterested in you for years? Oh no that- but wait...she HAS been uninterested for over a year now. How do you speak to her? Or even have feelings for her? Have you been hiding your feelings for her from us? And if you so feel "confusion" in your heart then maybe it means you really don't love me after all if you love someone who's never been there for you...
Pit: Have you been on smashgram? There- It shows me luciously kissing her...
Peach: Why on- You couldn't- (she sighs)...TO HELL WITH YOU, YOU SCANDALOUS ANGEL!