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Hell-Imp City-I.M.P Office
Loona was sitting at her desk playing video games on her phone as a large portal opened in front of her as three imps covered in blood came out of it as well as a bullet which broke a window as the portal closed. "Fuck me that was..." "A close call sir." "Shut up Moxxie i'm trying to catch my breath." Blitzo was panting while moxxie was checking his body for any injuries and his wife Millie started crying out of nowhere." Mills are you..." "SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLE!" She yelled while wiping away her tears as she went to the bathroom and began to vomit all over the floor. "I just cleaned that!" Blitzo yelled at his coworker as she went to the fridge and began drinking from milk carton. "And i thought Loona had eating problems." Loona growled at moxxie who ignored her as he tended to his wife. "Honey what's bothering you." "Nothing sweetie." She said as she laid down on the sofa. When they got home Millie then laid in bed as moxxie made soup which he then served to his wife on a tray. "You felling better?" "Mox i need to..." "What bathroom,air,tv,your axe?" "No,i need to tell you something." "Oh... well then tell." "Promise you won't freak out." "Never with you my dear." "OK (Ahem,sigh) Remember when we were at it last month?." Moxxie remembered,he and Millie were doing it and before he could ejaculate inside her,she screamed as she saw blitzo staring at them through their window recording their entire sex session before being shot in the head by moxxie. "Yes,why?" He asked nervously. Millie then pulled out pregnancy test which read positive. Moxxie held his scream of joy as he closed the curtains,locked the door,and checked under the bed and closet before letting it out. "I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING DAD!" "Well after 39 weeks." For the next few weeks The couple tried their best on hiding it from there colleagues,which turned out to be hard due to loona having a strong snout and the obvious large belly that was growing for each week until. "Good news,we're going to do the world a favor!" Everyone looked at blitzo in confusion as he explained. "We've be contracted to kill um..." Blitzo was reading a file while flipping pages until he gave up. "Some terrorists or something,who cares we're all going to Syria!" "WHAT!?" "What's the worst thing that can happen?"
Syria-Unknown Location
"Fuck,Fuck,Fuck,FUCK!" Everyone yelled as they were pinned down by gun fire by AK-47's while Blitzo and moxxie blind fired with pistols while Millie threw an anti-tank grenade which killed their attackers,Loona smelled the air. "All clear." The room was filled with smoke as Millie put a face mask on her mouth. "Why are you being protecting yourself all of a sudden?" "I...m Pegnant..." "What?" When they got back she had no choice but to spill the beans. "I'm having a baby." Millie!" Moxxie exclaimed but was shoved out of the way by blitzo who then started touching her belly. "Get your hands off my wife!" Blitzo ignored moxxie as he then started rubbing his hands all over her stomach until moxxie strangled him to death using a phone cord. "MOX!" "What?,he'll come back." Blitzo did come back an hour later with a worn teddy bear that he had brought with him. "So what your going to name the tadpole?" Lonna asked. "Well i don't know yet." "Have you tried any human names?" "Why in all the nine hells would a do that." "It's simple than it looks." Loona then gave her a book Titled One Million Unisex Names for you child which she read all day trying to figure out which one to use and went took a Paternity Leave of 12 weeks off when she went into her third trimester while moxxie made a small crib made of metal and wood as well as a mobile of a satanic circle,when Millie came back to work on her eight month of pregnancy as Moxxie and Blitzo were about to leave when... "ARGHHH!" Millie then fell to the floor as wet liquid leaked underneath her dress. "Sweetie i think my water broke." "No not now!" "Yes now." Loona covered her ears to block the pain that Millie's screams were giving off was unbearable as Blitzo then lifted her off her feet. "How far is the nearest hospital?" "This is literally hell,what do you think?!" "Well can you check at least." "I am telling you that there is..." "WOULD YOU TWO STOP IT AND HELP ME!" The two imps stopped and then blitzo opened up a portal to the living world. "What are you..." Your in luck Mills because that just so happens that our target is also at one." "I don't follow."
Phoenix Arizona-Mayo Clinic Hospital
"ARGHH!" "Can't you hurry up?" "She's giving natural birth i can't..." The Doctor/target then had a sawed-off shotgun aimed at their head courtesy of Blitzo while moxxie was holding his wife's hand as blood spurted out from her and covered blitzo as her heart rate was increasing. "Almost there Millie just... OH GOD!" Blitzo had looked under her gown and then fainted as moxxie then grabbed the shotgun in one hand and his hand near her crotch. "One,two... ARGHHHH!" Millie had screamed in pain so loudly that everyone inside the building was wondering what was happening as Millie pushed out a blood-soaked baby imp which Moxxie grabbed with a towel before wrapping it in a blanket and handing it to his wife. "Congrats Honey it's... It's um what is it?" The surgeon then carefully looked at it. "A gi...aghlll!" Blitzo had woken up and was currently slitting the doctor's throat with a sharp scalpel. "A girl."Blitzo Finished as the infant was crying as moxxie washed the blood off with a sink and saw nothing that it had no traits from either both of them and was a pink skinned imp with horns and a tail but nothing from them. "Just give it a few weeks and it'll show." "Now a name." Moxxie handed the infant over to it's mother as Millie simply called her new born "milxie."
One week later
Milxie was sleeping in her crib with her significant traits of that being her father's White Horns and her mother's white spots on her red skin and a mixture of both her parent's hair color as she then woke up to see a large red figure with its yellow eyes starring at her as the noise of a purring cat came out of him without opening his mouth "What you dreaming about." milxie then looked and then began crying as Moxxie entered with his eyes all tired. "What's wrong Mil..." Moxxie then saw blitzo holding Micah while singing rock a bye baby to her while patting her back. "What?" Moxxie then grabbed milxie,put her back to sleep,and then proceeded to have silent fight with his boss while his Daughter slept quietly as moxxie was smothering blitzo to death with a teddy bear.
And first chapter complete.