Announcer:

Hi Everyone. It's Time For Ask Ashley.

Ashley: That's Me! Hi Everyone, I'm Ashley And I'm Here To Answer All Of Your Letters. Our First Letter Comes From Charles White From Sydney, Australia. Charles Writes: "Dear Ashley...", That's Me!, "Dear Ashley, My Parents Brought A Brand New Television. However, When I Try To Turn On The Tv With The Remote, It Won't Work. Ashley What Should I Do With The Remote?

Charles, Here's An Idea. PUT IN THE STINKIN BATTERIES. THE BATTERIES YOU DUMBLEHEAD. MAYBE INSTEAD OF PUTTING BATTERIES IN THE REMOTE, WHY DON'T YOU PUT THEM IN YOUR BRAIN THAT WAY YOU WON'T BE SO DUMB. MAN!

Ashley Calms Down.

Ashley: Our Next Letter Comes From, Esme Olson From Jacksonville, Florida. Esme Writes: "Dear Ashley", That's Me!, "Dear Ashley, Every October My Parents Make Me Wear These Costumes On The 31st. I Knock On The Door And Say Trick Or Treat. Then I Get Candy. Ashley What Is This Holiday. Esme I'll Tell You What Holiday This Is. IT'S CALLED HALLOWEEN. HALLOWEEN YOU IDIOT. HERE'S A LITTLE TIP, IF YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT HALLOWEEN THEN GO UNDER TO SYDNEY AUSTRALIA SO YOU CAN SPEND HALLOWEEN WITH CHARLES WHITE. I BET HE KNOWS WHAT HALLOWEEN IS EVEN IF HE'S A JUMBO WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT BATTERIES ARE. MAN!

Ashley Calms Down.

Ashley: Our Final Letter Comes From, Michael Brennan From Scotland. Michael Writes: "Dear Ashley", That's Me!, "Dear Ashley, I'm In Seventh Grade And Go To School. My School Starts At 8:00 But When I Arrived Everything Is Dark And It's Hard For Me To Get Into School. One Time, My Mom Got Arrested When I Tried To Break Into The School. Ashley, Why Is It Hard For Me To Get Into School? Michael I'll Tell You Why. Come Closer, A Bit Closer, A Teensy Bit Closer.

Ashley Smacks The Camera.

SCHOOL STARTS AT 8 IN THE STINKING MORNING. IN THE MORNING YOU FOOL. SERIOUSLY, IF YOU CAN'T GET SOME EDUCATION, THE GO TO JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA SO THAT ESME OLSON CAN TEACH YOU WHAT HALLOWEEN IS AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, THEN YOU AND ESME OLSON CAN GO TO SYDNEY AUSTRALIA TO HELP CHARLES WHITE PUT IN SOME STINKIN BATTERIES. MAN!

Ashley Calms Down.

Well That's All The Advice I Have For You Today. Buh-Bye Everyone!