Disclaimer: the following fanfic that you are about to read is a parody of SA2 Real time fandub and contains mild language. If you are not older than 18, then please, leave now… oh what the heck, I bet they are not going to read this disclaimer.

Shout: I've come here to make an announcement:

YouTube is a bitch-ass motherfucker! They pissed on all those full episodes of Bomberman Jetters. That's right, they decided to give a copyright strike to the channel that had the episodes and pissed on my FUCKING anime, and he said that it was t h i s b i g and I said, "That's disgusting!"

So I am making a call out post on my Twitter dot com: YouTube, you got a small dick! It's the size of this Jetters badge that I am holding, except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my boomerang looks like right now:

*shows her upgraded triple-bladed boomerang, which is now bigger than the previous one*

Shout: That's right, baby. Tall points, no string, no mistakes, look at that, it looks like that weapon that Pohatu had it back in 2015, but WAY better! They fucked my anime, so guess what, I am gonna fuck the Headquarters. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER BLADED BOOMERANG!!!

*throws her boomerang so hard, that it launches to the real world for some reason*

Shout: Except I'm not pissing on YouTube Headquarters. I'm gonna go higher… I'm pissing at COPPAAAA!!!

*shows the boomerang destroying COPPA that it literally obliterated the whole place*

Shout: How do you like that OBAMA? I DESTROYED THE WHOLE PLACE, YOU IDIOT!

*shows the timer where she will launch her boomerang at YouTube Headquarters*

Shout: You have 23 hours to put those episodes back on the site before the triple blades hit the fucking place, now get out of my fucking sight or else I am gonna launch it at you too!

Epilogue:

Shout: Ugh, oh god.. Urgh, what happened last night? Huh?!

White Bomber: Good morning, Shout.

Shout: W-White Bomber? Oh please, don't tell me that we…

White Bomber: I am younger than you, Shout, please…

Birdy: You pissed on COPPA, Shout.

White Bomber: We're really worried about you. This is an intervention. We're here to help you.

Shout: (confused) What are you talking about, I didn't piss on COPPA-

White Bomber: You did piss on the place. Look at it, its literally destroyed from how hard you threw that boomerang of yours. I am telling you, this has been a problem for a long time.

Shout: I did nothing. I, I ju- woke up from my bed, and-

Birdy: You did destroy the place, Shout.

White Bomber: Listen, we're doing this because we care about you and this problem that you had is really corrupting you.

Birdy: Yep, you pissed on it and you cursed put Obama, which it was really bizarre.

Shout: Obama…? I should've said Trump instead of him, but I was drunk.

White Bomber: Oh, so you admitted that you were drunk last night?

Shout: Shut up… I am just going to log on onto my Twitter and-

Birdy: Actually, it's right there on my phone. It's really trending, not gonna lie.

*Shout then sees the other tab that has a familiar face to it*

Shout: What the fuck?! Why does Geary have a fucking legendary skin?! WHY DOES HE HAVE A LEGENDARY SKIN?! That fucking bastard betrayed me, he was forgotten for short time, now he got noticed thanks to the internet!

White Bomber: Oh and another thing: Are you jealous that somebody gets noticed but not you?

Shout: I am going to ignore what you just said. Now if you excuse me, I am going to the bathroom to take a bath since I smell like a drunk person… god, why did I drink too much…

Birdy: Can't believe she made that announcement on live T.V. on the news station while getting drunk.

White Bomber: Yeah… but I am also worried that she is going to kill someone because forgotten characters are finally get noticed but not her.

Birdy: Oh and another thing: Do you like her or…?

White Bomber: (thought) Why do people think me and Shout are a thing...

Hope you enjoy it since I always think of Eggman's announcement but Shout doing it. Also, I added the Geary legendary skin reference since he finally got one thanks to the internet for letting Beenox add it, but he is out of the forgotten gang since I had the idea where Shout and Waluigi think they are the ones that people forget they exist… okay, theres the Waluigi memes, but they don't count to me…

P.S.: If Waluigi gets confirmed to be playable as part of the 2nd Fighter's Pass, then I make a fanfic where Shout finally had enough of everyone's bullshit… or in other words, she is going to become evil. Also, yes, I made a BIONICLE G2 reference since Pohatu had boomerangs, so… why not?