Inspired by Studio Ghibli's My Neighbour Totoro.

Yeah, so what if I have an umbrella?
Its your fault for not having the foresight to bring one and getting caught in a summer shower.
Don't stare.
Its rude.
Hasn't your momma taught you that?
Oh, but your mum is in hospital..
Is she sick? Will she die? I don't like dying. They say passing is like stubbing a toe.
It is inevitable.
Don't cradle your sister- I won't fall for a little cute sister ploy
No, don't look hurt like that. The rain will stop soon, okay? Just wait it out.
I need rain for my fields, though. You'd think God hold the weather just long enough for you to get home?
Why do you look like you're about to cry? Great, now I have to play gentleman and give in to you? Its MY umbrella. There's not enough room for you, your sister and me. Besides, what am I supposed to say as we walk home?
Don't cry...
Fine, fine!
A thrust motion,
Eclipsed by a single,
"Here."