Finally, 40 years later in the titans middle age, There was a wedding. Everyone was so excited for the wedding, except for Raven. Everyone was getting the wedding prepared. Beast boy invited some bears but The Girl Titans killed the bears as soon as they came in. Beast boy never knew. So they lied to him and said they killed themselves because they don't want to be there to see him. He started crying as the ladies laughed at him.
Jinx, Rose, Starfire, Bumble bee and Terra were getting the bride with white roses and makeup. "You look stunning Rae!" Terra said, placing the gardenias on Raven's hood. "But still, I don't know what you see in that bald twat."
Raven looks down in disappointment. "My hate for Beast bitch grows every time I see him. But it's not for me." She sighs. "Ever, since Aqualad betrayed me and Aquawrath. Aquawrath's been looking for a better father figure for years. For some reason he was interested in Beast bitch. So obviously it's for Aquawrath to stop moping around all fucking day." She fastens her white wedding cloak under her black leotard.
"Aw, Rae! That's so sweet of you! I didn't know you had a soft spot!" Jinx said in glee.
On the other hand, the boys were barely getting ready because Beast boy was crying. Beast boy wasn't really interested because he knew it had something to do with Aqualad's and Raven's son, Aquawrath. He'd run to Mexico and stay there but the girls won't let him get away from this.
Beast boy wore his neon tuxedo. "I don't know, I just want to play some fucking minecraft. I don't wants no fucking Aquawrath in my life. He's full of shit." He said.
Nightwing slapped him and threw him across the floor. "You're really fucking ungrateful! You've been waiting your ass off for this moment! I hope you get into a fucking serious car accendent and die!" Nightwing said in a fit.
Beast boy was permanently heartbroken that Aqualad was Raven's first choice and now he's going to be Aquawrath's stepfather. "Hey morons, the wedding is about to start soon. Hurry up, please!" Nightstar said as she stood by the door in annoyance.
Aquawrath enters the room. Beast boy starts to run away from him. Cyborg starts laughing, until Nightwing slaps him with his old staff.
Bumble bee was outside setting up the wedding cake and the food. As soon as she finished the last frosting on a cake, she caught Beast boy running away. "Oh no you don't!" Bumblebee said as she shrinks into size and shoots stingers at his face. He fell towards Rose, the ravager. She dragged him towards Aqauwrath. "Does this jackass belong to you?" The ravager asked and dropped Beast boy. Aquawrath nods and fixes Beast boy's bow tie. "Don't fucking touch me assface!" Beast boy shouts and slaps Aquawrath.
Meanwhile, Starfire was getting Nightstar ready to be the flower girl.
"I am the filled with the joy for friend Raven! Are you filled with the joy as well daughter?" Starfire says to her. Nightstar nods and puts on her necklace.
The wedding bells rang. It was time. Nightstar, being the flower girl throws roses on the carpet as Aquawrath brings in the bride. The rings were held by a random homeless orphan found in the streets. "Raven, do you take this offensive tool to be your loving husband?" The wedding officiant says to the bride.
"I wouldn't say loving, but maybe." Raven gags as the thought goes to her head.
"And as for you, you sorry excuse of a human being, do you take Raven as your strong, independent wife as you at least love and support her as a loyal 'bleh,' husband should?" The wedding officiant looks at the groom in disgust.
"I do." Beast boy stuttered in defeat. The homeless orphan gives the two rings. Raven gave Beast boy
a $5 ring while Beast boy gave her the most expensive diamond ring he can find.
"I now pronounce you husband and wife," The wedding officiant says. "You may now kiss the bride."
Beast boy gently takes Raven's hood off and she punches him in the face. Jinx, Rose, Bumblebee, Terra and Starfire joined in as strong, independent women and attacked the groom. "Looks like we can now call you Beast man from now on huh!" Aquawrath jokes around. After the wedding ceremony the Titans went back to the tour. Raven folds her left leg and french kisses Beast boy's cheek. He wasn't really turned on much. "I can't wait to make your life a living hell, Beast bitch!" Raven said and kissed his ear. "I love you Mama! You knows I do." Said Beast boy turned on a bit and he blushed a bit. "Shut up maggot" Raven responded and slapped him. She bit his cheek until it bleed and licked the blood off with her soft tongue as she stroked his chest. He kissed her soft knee. She moaned sexually. She took his face and kissed him everywhere leaving black kisses on his face. She rubs her soft lips on his chin and kisses on his scars. "Fuck me you worthless piece of shit. You know you want to." She said softly kissing his scar on his jaw. She rubs her thick folded leg on his ear. She was trying to arouse him. His cock was aroused. She licked him to his bald head and rubs her vagina's lips on his big cock. She continues kissing his cheek as his dick goes deeper in her vagina. She moaned loudly and licked his cheek harder. They started humping in their wedding clothes. Nightwing started to film this for his YouTube video project.
Raven aggressively kisses Beast boy's cheek. He wanted to leave. But her vagina bit his penis. She licked his cheek softly a bit as he cried in agony. She scratched the skin off his back with her nails. Her vagina's teeth sunk deeper into his penis causing him to bleed. He was still blushing a bit at her soft tongue rubbing his cheek so softly. But it was only a distraction. Her claws sank even deeper into his skin. "Mama! I think you's going hard on me sweetheart!" He strains in agony. She just kept on rubbing her soft tongue on his cheek. They stopped humping as Beast was crying in agony. Raven softly kissed his cheek and said to him. "Jump of a fucking bridge and die!" Her tongue scratched his cheek and she turned into her demonic form and shoved her demonic tentacle up Beast boy's anus. She humped him as hard as she could. He starts screaming in agony. His butthole was bleeding. She was so aggressive with her demonic powers that she went overboard and gave Beast boy a permanent sphincter injury. He screamed on top of his lungs in tears and agony. Raven moans as Beast boy cummed inside her vagina a lot due to pain in the anus. Raven kicked Beast boy out the window and gently stroked her thick thigh. "You're pathetic, just like your parents." She said. Beast boy vomited. Blood was everywhere. "NO!! FUCKING SHIT THAT FUCK!! BEAST BITCH RUINED EVERYTHING! I HATE GOD!! MY VIDEO GOT FUCKING DEMONETIZED!!" Screamed Robin. He went to dry hump Beast boy while he was in a coma. A few weeks later, Raven got pregnant. So she was in bed. Aquawrath went to find Beast boy. "Joy! Friend Raven is the pregnant!" Says Starfire in glee. "Have sex with me!" Nightwing said to Starfire. "We had already had the sex asshole Robin" Starfire rolled her eyes. "Bitch, I thought I told you to fucking call me Nightwing" Nightwing started to get triggered. Starfire gave him the middle finger and told him to go fuck himself. Nightstar ran to him and kicked him in the balls. "By the way, where's Beast man at?" Asked Aquawrath in concern. "Aw, he probably died somewhere." Nightwing said as he held his balls.
"Robin that was fucking rude." Aquawrath said.
"I will kill you all! And then I'm going to kill myself!" Nightwing said in annoyance.
"Guys!" Cyborg comes in. "Where's my T-car? I had it in the fucking garage!" Everyone looked at Nightwing.
"What!?" He shouts. "The niggers car probably blew up!"
"My car did not blow up you stupid cunt!"
"Cyborg I think your fucking car blew up"
"Robin shut the fuck up because you know what you did."
Nightwing started crying. "I'm not shitty ass Robin anymore you fucking asshole! I'm Nightwing!" Everyone attacked Nightwing. A loud crashing noise came outside. "Robin, why did you fart?" Cyborg said.
"I didn't fucking fart!!" Nightwing shouts. "It's coming from outside!" Nightstar points outside. "Oh no!" Cyborg said. It was obviously Beast boy who crashed the tower with Cyborg's T-car. The grown Titans angrily rushed down to confront Beast boy.
"Ayyyeee, my nigggazzzzz, wazzzuuuppp, you gots $45?" Beast boy said, drunk as hell. "My T-car!" Cyborg rushes to his T-car. Beast boy poured some beer in the gas tank and then the car exploded. Cyborg started to scream in tears. "Aye, shaddup!" Beast boy said as he was drunk. "De fireworks! D'ey be boomin' near this tower!"
Cyborg glared at Beast boy. "Stupid bitch!" Cyborg angrily said. Starfire and her daughter sighed at the men in annoyance.
Now Cyborg has to make another car. "Just you wait, Beast man! Responsibility will bite you right in the fucking ass!" Nightwing shouts. "Everyone shut the fuck up!!" Raven shouts in her bed. She was in pain. "What's up with her? Wazz y'all niggaz be doin'?" The drunk Beast boy said. "She is the giving of the birth" Starfire said, annoyed.
"Star! The fuck is you think? You gots her pregnant ya hoe! I'm (belches) calling de popo!" Beast boy said. Starfire scoffed. Nightstar slapped Beast boy and they left him.
"Eat my shit! Ya (barfs) bitches!" Beast boy shouts. "Imma be playing some (belches) fucking Minecraft!"
"We really don't give two shits what you play you fuck up!" Nightwing shouts.
Beast boy went to his Xbox and played some Minecraft. He turned the volume up and started screaming because the creepers blew up his Minecraft home.
"Now, ALL THE FUCKING ZOMBIES WILL- NOOOOOOO- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! MARIO KART IS A FUCKING GAY ASS GAME AND ANYONE WHO LOVES IT SHOULD FUCKING KILL THEMSELVES!!!" Beast boy screamed as he got killed by zombies on Minecraft. Raven teleports to Beast boy and
attacks him with her demonic powers. Then she trapped him in the oven and turned it to 400.
A few weeks later, Raven was in pain. "Fuck!" She strains in pain. She held her belly. Starfire came in concerned. "Friend Raven?" Starfire said. "What the hell do you want!?" Raven said in frustration. Starfire flinched. Starfire went to Beast boy and turned off his Minecraft before he saved it. "The fuck!? I's didn't save my game fool! The fuck is you doing!?" Beast boy said upset.
"Friend Raven is having the mood swings and the pain of the birthing and you are not the doing of the shit!" Starfire said. "It has been the weeks Beast man!"
"Buts my fucking Minecraft! I's didn't even save the game! Now's I have to start all over again!" Beast boy was more focused on his game, angering Raven in the process. Beast boy turned back on the Xbox and played some Minecraft again. "Men..." Starfire sighs under her breath. Nightwing angrily stomped to Beast boy. "Clearly the piece of shit thinks this is a goddamn joke!" Nightwing said and smashed the Xbox with his staff. "The fuck is everyone's so pissed about!?" Shouts Beast boy.
"Did you ever check up on Raven?" Nightwing said. "No! Because you're full of shit!"
"Look," Beast boy said. "Everyone calm the fuck downs! Y'all niggas here, to fuck with her right! She's be absolutely fines!" Raven groans in the background. "See?" Beast boy continued. "She's be enjoying herself!"
"Obviously, you don't know what it's like to be pregnant, jackass!" Raven shouts across the hall.
"Oh" Beast boy looks down.
Meanwhile, Raven's demon powers had been acting up. She was cramping and hungry. The Titans had to kill some small homeless orphans to feed her. They cooked the orphans and made some nice dishes for Raven. Beast boy was at the bar catching up with his other friends he met from prison. He wasn't with them helping Raven.
Raven was even more tired than usual. Then Starfire had an idea to save up some money for the hospital when Raven's water broke. Beast boy came to the tower and he saw some food in the fridge. It was for Raven. He thought it was old and threw it in the trash and put boxes of beers in the fridge instead. Then Beast boy went to Starfire's room to shit in her mouth because of Xbox. Then he saw a piggy bank. He slapped it on the floor and broke it. It had $500 dollars in there. So he had an idea to go to the casino and bet the money. "I'm sure mama Rae won't minds!" He said.
There was a loud scream in Starfire's room. "Robin!! Get your the ass of the here now!!!" Nightwing rushed to the room. Starfire slapped him and accused him of breaking the piggy bank. "It wasn't me Starfire! I think it was just Beast man being a jackass." Nightwing said.
"Son of a bitch!" Raven's shout was heard from the kitchen. Nightwing and Starfire ran to the kitchen. "Nothing but fucking beer!?" Raven smashed the beer bottles. "Beast bitch pisses me off!" Raven shouts.
"Friend Raven, how do you have the knowing that it was the Beast man? He has the not appeared." Starfire said.
"He's the only alcoholic in here, dumbass." Raven said. The baby kicked in Raven's stomach. "Then that has the meaning that Robin did not the do the smashing of the money piggy!" Starfire said. Nightwing slapped her. Beast boy came out of the elevator. The Titans angrily rushed to him. "Huh?" Beast boy said, confused.
"Have you the entered my room and done the smashing of the piggy?" Starfire said. Beast boy's eyes widened.
"And you just had to throw my fucking food out!" Raven yelled.
"Has you gain weight mama?" Beast boy said confused about her stomach. Raven kicked him in the balls.
"Aye, um...yeah...the money, uhhhhhhhh… I kinda..sorta….lost it on a….bet." Said Beast boy holding his balls. The Titans gasped. "You idiot! That was money for the goddamn hospital you twat!" Shouts Nightwing.
Beast boy nervously laughed. "Oops."
The next week, "Shit!!" Raven yelled from her room. The Titans, except for Beast boy, entered the room.
"Friend Raven!" Starfire cried. "Are you the okay?"
Raven's water dropped. And she was ready to have a baby. She had to give birth in Nightwing's room, since Beast boy lost the money. "Push! Push! Push!" Said Aquawrath. She pushed the baby out. The baby was a boy. "The baby is the adorable!" Starfire said, wrapping the crying baby in one of her kitty blankets. "What shall you name the baby?"
"I guess Murdock," Raven sighs. "Sure wish Beast bitch was here to see him though."
Two days later Raven gave birth to a girl and named her Lime. Cyborg went to finish up his T-car. The babies were getting breast fed by Raven. Beast boy came home and started playing Minecraft. Nightwing angrily stomped over to Beast boy and stomped on him. "Where the fuck were you?" Nightwing said. "I's be with my jail buds!" Beast boy replied. "Beasty!" Aquawrath gives Beast boy a big hug. "We've missed you!"
"Gets the fuck away from me asshole!" Beast boy pushes Aquawrath off of him. Nightwing looks at Aquawrath. Raven runs out of her room with a vase and smashes it on Beast boy's head. Then she dragged him to the kitchen and turned on the stove. While she was waiting for the stove to heat up, she bit all his finger nails off as he screamed in agony. His fingers started to bleed. Then she slammed his face on the stove until his skin melted on the stove top. "You're nothing, but a worthless piece of shit, you hear me you little twat! You better be lucky I didn't have an fucking abortion!" Raven angrily said to him and spit on his face. She went to the Xbox, took it out the TV and whacked Beast boy with it multiple times until he had a concussion. Raven was covered in his blood. She was upset that he wasn't there to see the baby THEY made TOGETHER. She was furious with him. The babies were crawling out of Beast boy's room. Beast boy was on the floor picking up the Xbox pieces. Then he looked at the babies. "Holy shit!" Beast boy jumps. "Is you babysitting the neighbors kids or something mama Rae?" Raven facepalmed.
"We have no neighbors." Nightwing said.
"They are the yours and the Ravens" Starfire rolled her eyes in annoyance.
Beast boy's eyes widened in confusion. He obviously forgot that he had kids. He was focused more on video games and drinking. "Um, I's got plans with, so mama Rae and you guys can take over fors me?" Beast boy starts to back him self to the elevator. "I's gonna be hanging with my niggas on the street!" The Titans were angry. "You better be back I swear to God!" Raven yells. "Don't worry mama, I's be back to helps you and those shit stains." Beast boy blows a kiss at her. She crushed the heart with her powers and deeply glared. "Dumb bitch!" She sighs and teleports away. Nightwing farted. "If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room cutting myself." Nightwing grabbed his knife from the kitchen and stormed off to his room. Cyborg went to fix his T-car. The day Began.
Cyborg was playing catch with Murdock. Lime didn't want to play. So she sat in the shade grumpy. Beast boy passed by on his gamepad playing Minecraft. "BITCH!" Cyborg screamed. Beast boy ignored it. Then Raven measured her kids each week. Starfire took the babies to the mall to try on clothes and took some pictures. Then Nightwing had to change the diapers. He had bandages all over his arm from stress.
Beast boy wasn't back from his vacation for 3 years by now. The kids went to preschool.
They came back from school and saw Beast boy playing Minecraft. Aquawrath has been telling them about him being the father of them for years for them not to forget.
They gave him a sinister glare and left.
That night they weren't able to sleep, because Beast boy was all up and drunk. He started talking on the phone to one of his friends from prison, T Wayne and Biscuit. "Wassup my niggaz!...Yeah man! these kids are pissing me off fool!...Yeah, I don't want them anymore they're full of shit! They keep fucking calling me at my trip and shit homie!...I's know like fuck off!...Ya, bitches outside?" Beast boy was on the phone. He jumped outside. The kids heard most of it and started to cry.
"YO! SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Beast boy shouted. He went outside and drove with his jail buds to a bar to drink. "Why the fuck did you even get kids? You haven't considered your wife to abort the niggas have you?" T Wayne said as he sips his beer.
"Oh I wish!" Beast boy starts to rant. "They's be fucking with me blowin' up my's phone and shit! And I's don't see what's Rae so mad's about either!"
"Mate have you fucking considered going out with someone else and dump the dumb bitch?" Biscuit said.
"Hell's no! I loves her too fucking much yo!" Beast boy said.
Meanwhile over at the tower the Murdock and Lime had their own graduation at the tower. It was about there first speech. "Where's Beast bitch?" Raven said. "He told me he'd be here!"
"He obviously doesn't care about your kids Raven." Nightwing said. "He's a pain in the ass to not even show up to his own kids speech graduation!"
"papi is shit!" Murdock says.
"I'm proud of you kids" Raven pets Murdock in satisfaction. Cyborg brings in the chocolate and their certificates. They celebrated while the kids eat. "I'm so happy!" Cyborg sheds a tear.
Beast boy came in as a cow with some beer. "Wassup bitches! what I miss?"
Nightwing slapped him in the face. "Clearly everything! Your kids have been calling your ass, but no! You've been too busy, what? hanging out with your shit friends instead of at least coming to, clearly see that your fucking kids speak their first words! You missed the graduation ceremony! You missed there first steps! You're crazy ass didn't even say you were proud! You treated their calls like crap! You neglectful piece of horse shit!" Nightwing shouts in frustration.
Beast boy looks at the kids and walks towards them. "I's got you kiddie's some beer."
The kids angrily looks away from the father. "These children need a father," Nightwing said. "NOT A FUCKING BEER!!"
The Titans, knowing the children are underaged for drinking, leave the seen.
"I failed my own children!" Beast boy starts bawling his eyes out. Responsibility finally bit him in the ass.
The next night has arrived as Beast boy couldn't find the kids. He went to search the whole tower, panicking. "Where the fuck are the kids?" He shouts at the Titans. "Ya niggas be supposed to watch these fuckers!"
Nightwing started making a confused face. Raven came over to him and punched him in the face. "You child neglecting sociopath! You're the one that wasn't here! Why the fuck did I ever think of marrying a selfish prick like you! You don't know shit! YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT!!! YOU FIGURE WHY THEY ARE GONE! SELFISH CUNT!!" She screamed on top of her lungs. Beast boy repeatedly slapped himself as the Titans left.
The kids were running away. They took a deep breath as they take there next step. Then two shadows appear. Obviously, they were Beast boy's prison friends. "So these are the failed abortions he was talking about." Biscuit said holding a bat. Lime turned into a cub and tried to attack one of them. T Wayne kicked her to a tree. "How fucking cute!" T Wayne said stepping forward. "You'd think that shit works on me bitch!?"
"Looks like yo daddy wants a toddler abortion mate" Biscuits spits on the dirt.
"Oh fuck no!" A loud voice cries out. It was Beast boy crying. "The fuck you guys??"
The kids looked at him in annoyance and turned away.
"Beasty the fuck you doin' here!" Said Biscuit.
"I's thought we's be fucking cool! What the actual fuck you be doing to my kids, faggots!" Beast boy shouts.
"Trying to fuck there dead bodies!" T Wayne jokes around and pulls out a taser. Beast boy turned into a bull and tackle him. "The fuck!" T Wayne tased him off as Biscuit shreds Lime's clothes off. Beast boy gets back up and turns into a gorilla and punched him off. He turned into a dog and bit their penises off. They scream in pain. "You fools ain't my fucking friends no more! You fuck with my kids, you fuck with me" Cried Beast boy until Murdock learned to use his demonic powers to lift up tree and hit Beast boy with it.
"Fucking ow!" Beast boy said.
He turned around and looked at the kids. "I'm sorry kiddie's! I's didn't means to treats y'alls like horse shit!"
The kids angrily looks away. "I'ms a shit parent! I's want to play with you guys! I's wanna be's ya fathers again! I'm...prouds of you guys now! For now on I's promise to be a good father!" Beast boy said and hugs them. Lime got a new dress and
Beast boy took them to a carnival. They won a unicorn doll for Lime and a Mario plush, even though he hates Mario.
"I love you kids!" Beast boy said.
ngl I think this story is shit.