How I Met Your Mother, Esdeath

BAS, the gods, Esdeath, Jean Bart, Nemu, and Nemu's family were just chilling around the table eating some food. Nemu introduced his family to BAS who chose to be in his plague doctor form, Esdeath, and Jean, "This is my wife, Sen'no. My three children; Benjamin, Emily, and Seto."

BAS chuckled and leaned to the red head Ben, "You know one of our ancestors was name Benjamin too."

Ben smiled, "Really?"

BAS nodded, "Yeah!"

He leaned over to Nemu, "But he was killed by his brother, a.k.a. my great grandpa… but the police reported it as a suicide. But do you believe someone would shoot their head twice."

Nemu and Sen'no looked at him wide eye, "Please say you are joking!"

BAS shrugged, "Just another family mystery right there and a theory."

They all enjoyed their food then relaxed in the living room when then Emily asked, "Grandpa! How did you meet Grandma?"

Everyone laughed but Nemu replied, "I actually want to know too, like the actual story."

Dante nodded, "Story time."

Hardcasekara with his wives chilling, "Yes, what made you want a fine lady like her."

Esdeath blushed, "Such a charmer as always."

BAS kicked his feet on his coffee table, "Okay then we are going on an adventure to a wonderful journey of how met the first woman I love then how I met the second one who is just as great."

3 god years ago…

BAS looked at his new nation that was coming together, "Finally, land I can call my own and the people who believe in me and want a strong future."

A human stood next to him, "You know, this came together nicely."

BAS nodded, "Yes it did Thomas."

Thomas asked, "What is your plan after this?"

BAS sat in a chair, "Just chill for a while, maybe grab a beer with the boys, maybe watch my brothers fight each other from a far since I'm no longer going be there to stop the two."

Thomas asked, "What about a wife?"

BAS broke a pen in half, "No!"

Thomas curiously asked, "Why not?"

BAS rolled his eyes, "You know how goddesses are, they are spoiled, some find me ugly, some don't appreciate my work, and importantly I need to be a rich capitalist pig."

Thomas laughed, "I'm sure they are all not like that."

BAS rolling his eyes again, "Trust me, during the time I live under my parents and siblings, I know how most of them act."

Thomas suggested an idea, "Why not instead of marry a goddess, why not a human?"

BAS turned to face him on his office wheelchair, "What?"

Thomas replied, "Why not a human woman?"

BAS laughed hard then after a little bit he looked at Thomas in seriousness, "You serious?"

Thomas smiled, "I mean there were rules that gods and goddess shouldn't be messing with humans, but you did anyways. Why not marry a human woman?"

BAS thought for a moment, "You know that's not bad… Hardcasekara, Ghost, Dante, and everyone I know has a human wife or a few of them. Sure, why not… but first I want to live free from marriage and enjoy the bachelor life for a little bit."

Thomas chuckled, "Well I'm going to go home. You enjoy yourself."

BAS waved back, "Take care."

BAS then looked at his laptop, "But what kind of woman? I want one that can put up with my shit, loves military stuff, great in bed, a smile that can brighten my day, and can possibly kill a few gods if they threaten her."

The computer gave him some results which he scrolled through them, but the results were so long that he got bored and went to a world teleporter to go to another world instead. He smirked, "Okay, the Akame ga Kill universe is nice looking. Main character dies, nice. A lot of fan favorite characters die, nicer. Oh my… a villain that looks that sexy deserves an S+ tier waifu seal."

He began customizing his appearance, "I do love me some red eyes, silver hair, well-toned body, but pale because I'm pale so should my human appearance."

He then jumped into the world teleporter to begin his adventure.

Akame ga Kill World #308926-71

BAS opened his eyes to find himself in a military boot camp and he is 16 human years old. BAS smiled, "Oh boy, here we go again. Back in the army suppressing rebels, killing enemies, and a shit ton of pushups."

A drill sergeant marched up to him, "What is your name, private?"

BAS smirked, "Private Nunyo, sir!"

The sergeant shouted, "WHAT KIND OF NAME IS NUNYO?!"

BAS looked at him in the eyes, "Nunyo Busi Ness, sir!"

The other recruits looked at him in fear that he just pissed off the sergeant. The now angry sergeant yelled, "GIVE ME 100 PUSHUPS!"

BAS fell to his hands and knees then proceed to do 100 pushups with ease, then the sergeant asked, "What is your name, private?"

BAS replied in seriousness, "Micah Ludrauph, sir!"

The man nodded, "BETTER!"

Then after a long day of bullshit training the group could rest, BAS now going by Micah, was eating with a few recruits, "So today was a fun day."

One of the recruits looked at him, "Nunyo Busi Ness… that was funny. I almost died from that."

A tomboy looking girl sighed, "Please don't do that again, I thought he was going to kill you."

Micah smirked, "Trust me on this one, I'm very hard to kill."

3 years later…

Micah was now nineteen in human years and was promotes a few ranks to Captain and was getting close to his promotion to Major. He looked at his reports, "Oh boy, it's been one hell of a journey since that boot camp experience."

He looked at his awards for bravery and other stuff, he then also looked at the book he wrote which actually promoted him to Captain somehow. He chuckled, "The People Tactics, it could have had a better name."

Then a soldier came in which Micah let him in, "What is it?"

The soldier replied, "The emperor would like to see you."

Micah nodded and headed to the throne room which he was hoping for a promotion of just a mission to crush some rebels. He then entered the room and kneel to the emperor, "Your excellency…"

Then he looked at the Prime Minister, "Prime Minister."

The emperor was just a young boy whose parents died when he was young and the Prime Minister, who is his uncle, has taken care of. The emperor spoke, "You have done well in your recent campaigns and rebel suppression, Captain Ludrauph."

Micah smiled, "Thank you, my Emperor."

The Minister spoke as well, "General Esdeath is coming back to the city from her march in the north. Can you guide her into the city?"

Micah got on his feet and saluted, "Yes sir!"

The emperor added, "One more thing, Major."

Micah smiled and got his promotion, "Thank you, your grace."

The boy looked at him, "Can you decide what you should call me."

Micah laughed a little, "But they are all great as you. Which one should I choose?"

Then he headed out, the Minister looked at the Emperor, "You know you are too kind to him."

The boy turned to him, "But he is a nice guy. He has taken down a lot of rebels, protected my life and yours. Which he doesn't ask for much, what is it that he wants?"

The fat man chuckled, "That is a good question, I have caught him a few times drinking with the soldiers at the caverns but nothing extreme. He can't be bought with money, but he believes in you, that is what scares me."

Outside the city gates

Micah looked at his soldiers in their silver-grey uniforms with red and black SS hat with the emblems of wolves on them. He then smiled at them, "You are the one of the Empire's finest group of soldiers, but you are the best-looking ones."

A soldier shouted, "Thanks Captain!"

Micah smirked the soldier, "It's Major now, don't worry about it. I got promotion 15 minutes ago."

The group of soldiers clapped for him and he silenced them, "We are going to guide the wonderful General Esdeath to the palace today. Any questions?"

They all raised their hands, but Micah shouted, "PUT YOUR GODDAMN HANDS DOWN!"

They all put their hands down which Micah continued talking loudly, "You will not show fear, you will show respect! You are the Wolfpack Brigade! Even one of us is to be feared alone! But together we are unbeatable! We see no fear!"

The brigade howled like wolves which Micah smiled, "Now let's impress the General and make the Empire proud!"

Then a feminine voice spoke behind him, "What a lovely speech."

Micah looked surprised and in a little fear, "Oh… General, you are here. Welcome back to the capital."

He turned to her and smiled to hide his fear, "We are here to escort you through the city."

Esdeath walked up to place her hand on his shoulder, "You have a nice smile, Major."

Micah nodded, "Thank you, ma'am."

Esdeath raised an eyebrow, "Ma'am? Well you are indeed gentlemen like. So, this is the special brigade, the Wolfpack Brigade."

The whole brigade stood tall and firm while trying their best not to show fear. A little blonde boy with a flute ran up to one of the soldiers, "Wow! Look at the outfits! The color, the wolf emblem, the form, and it looks stylish. How long does it take you to get in your uniform?"

The soldier looked at Micah for permission to replied which he nodded. The soldier replied, "It takes my 30 seconds to get in and out of uniform, sir."

The boy laughed, "I'm much younger than you, you don't have to address me as sir. My name is Nyau."

The soldier replied, "I apologize."

The boy was finding it funny to torment the soldier while a tall long blonde hair looked a group of soldiers with metal helmets, heavy trench coats, strapped with many knives, explosives, brass knuckles, and swords. He asked, "Who are these guys?"

Micah turned to the men, "Those are the best of the Wolfpack, the Stormtroopers."

The Stormtroopers saluted and went back into silence, the man smirked, "What makes them the best?"

Micah replied, "These men are trained to run straight through enemy fire and destroy their formation and defenses."

He raised an eyebrow, "Straight into enemy fire in that?"

Micah added, "You might consider these men to be suicidal… which they are but they also killed more people that anyone else in this brigade. Any other questions, Daidara?"

He walked up to one of them and attempt to spook them, but they didn't flinch. Then the silver hair man with a fine mustache asked, "Are you the author of The People Tactics?"

Micah nodded, "Yes I am."

Esdeath pulled out her copy, "It was a great book. I used a few tactics from it in my march north."

Micah replied, "I'm honored that you found my tactics useful, General."

Liver commented, "I especially liked the part where you can purposely cause rebellions in your enemy's side and how you can control it."

Esdeath pointed out, "My favorite line is 'If one must put out the flame, they must also put out the coals. Even a piece of coal can spark another fire.'"

Micah nodded, "Thank you Liver and General."

Esdeath then wrapped her arm around Micah's arm, "Let's go inside so we can discuss more."

Micah gulped, "Yes ma'am."

The brigade of soldiers and Micah then lead them inside to the palace. Micah then looked at the soldier, "Call in the night patrol, you guys are done for today."

The soldiers left which Micah could tell they were ready to run back to camp and maybe start drinking. Esdeath asked him, "How old are you?"

Micah replied, "19."

Esdeath looked at him, "You're young to be a Major."

Micah replied, "I guess I am."

Esdeath asked, "Where were you born?"

Micah deadpanned, "South west outside the city, I was from southern part of the west side of the empire."

She smiled, "You would be perfect."

Micah had a shiver down is spine, "As in for a hunting partner, I do love hunting."

He knew the world like the back of his hand, Esdeath loves hunting as one of her hobbies. Then they arrived at the throne room, which she walked up to bow before the emperor. While they were talking Micah was thinking to himself, 'Goddamn! She is sexy, if I had my way, I would fuck her until she couldn't walk. Good thing she doesn't have mind reading powers."

Then he heard her say, "I wish to find love."

Micah looked at her then the emperor then the prime minister to see they were shocked. Then she started putting down her list which the Prime Minister looked at Micah, "You know that sounds like Micah."

Micah widen his eyes, "Hold up, wait a minute."

The emperor smiled, "Oh yeah, you're right."

Micah looked at Esdeath which she smiled at him sadistic, "My thoughts exactly."

The only words that Micah could think of were, 'Ah shit, let's get this bread.'

Present

BAS still telling the story, "That is beginning of a grand adventure."

Seto in happiness, "Keep going Grandpa!"

His sibling nodded which Nemu replied, "As long as he keeps it PG."

BAS looked at his son, "How old are they?"

Sen'no spoke, "Ben is 7, Emily is 6, and Seto is 5."

BAS laughed, "You jokers are funny, my first word was the F word. They will get some rated PG-13 at minimum."

Dante and Hardcasekara laughed at his comment, Ghost chuckled, "Before I spoke my first word, I wrestled an alligator."

BAS removed the beak part of his mask to start drinking a beer then continued his story.