Andrew Hellsing's phone buzzed its alarm and the mentioned teen groaned, rolling over and pressing stop. Sitting upright, he checked the time.
7:23 A.M. May 26th, Thursday
Andrew sighed, slipping out of bed, stepping into the kitchen and starting the coffee-maker, which read 15 minutes until ready
"Good," He murmured, "Enough time," Andrew stepped back upstairs, and shook his brother Orion awake, "You know I don't swing that way," Andrew simply chuckled and replied, "Get up, ya nerd, I made coffee." Orion bolted up at this and was down the stairs in seconds. Andrew chuckled again grabbing his headphones from the nightstand by Orion's bed.
"Jeez, save some for me, yeah?" Andrew said, annoyed, He pulled a coffee cup off the shelf next to him, As they sat, Orion fidgeted, "Somethin' on your mind, bro," Andrew asked, Orion, in reply, downed his coffee, "I found a weird box thing, but I'm not sure what the hell it is." He withdrew what looked like an old game console," "Hm," He took it gently, and plugged it in,
"Well, it work-damnit" Andrew hissed the swear, "Damn thing shocked me, 'Rion, you there, Orion...
ORION, WHERE ARE YOU," Andrew yelled.
No reply
{Finding a city would be my best bet on finding Orion, should start walking}
Meanwhile
"Damn console, teleporting me to, wherever I am,"
"You lost kid? Need help," A man in a white suit jacket asked,
"Uh, yeah I do, but who are you,
"I'm Roman, Roman Torchwick, and this is my niece, who goes by Neo,"
Neo waved, smiling "She's mute, so you can talk to her but she'll use her Scroll," He presented a white and gold device, "Do you have one,"
Orion patted his pockets frantically, "Damn, I don't have it,"
"Hey, relax, I got you covered, I know a guy, C'mon,"
"Hey, do you always look so... edgy," Roman asked, Neo nodded in agreement, "Says the man in a fucking bowler hat, what are you from, the 1940s,"
"Uh, kid, I don't understand what you mean,"
Orion swore under his breath, sighing, "Alright, look..."
Back with Andrew
"How the hell did this happen, one second I'm teleported to the RWBYverse, next, I'm surrounded by Beowolves and Ursai, fucking great,
"Birdie, NO," A distant voice called, "That was a Nevermore, that's good, Summer,"
"Damnit, I screwed up the canon, Andrew berated himself for about 45 seconds. While he was unaware, Summer snuck up behind him,
"HI, I'M SUMMER,"
"SON OF A GRIMM, WHAT THE FUCK, LADY,
"Oh, one second," Summer said, realizing the Grimm had surrounded them.
Ozpin stood on the edge of Beacon cliff, overlooking initiation, "Hm, who are you, child, Glynda, do we have any care packages left,"
"All of them sir, which one would you like me to send,"
"The weapon customization one, please, thank you, Glynda,"
"Of course, headmaster, right away,"
"Hey, Junior," Roman called, "You still got that custom Scroll supplier,"
"' Course I do, Roman, With my nieces' jobs, they need replacements like every 8 months, He's still cheap though, good man,"
"Militia, you know who that is?" Her sister asked, "Well, ho8w the hell should I know, I don't."
"You serve drinks, yeah?"
"Kid, this IS a bar,"
"So it would seem,"
Junior sighed, chuckling "You know, some kid, about a year older than you said the same thing, 'course, he was tipsy, what'll you have."
"A... oh fuck it," He sighed, "Virgin strawberry daiquiri,"
"Sure, coming up,"
"Hey, thanks,"
"You're thirsty and tired, on the house,"
"I can't do that,"
"Well, I insist, On the house, no argument,"
"...Damn you, Junior,"
Junior just passed him 2 drinks,
"I didn't- fine,"
"Frankie, my man, how you been,"
"Doin' good, Rome, 'specially with you and Juno's help,
"Don't call me that, asshat," Orion heard Junior growl to the newcomer,
"Aw, I'm hurt, I may just blacklist you," Frank laughed to show he was joking,
"Orion, this is Frank Fountaine,"
"Howdy, Orion,"
"Sup, doin' good?"
"Yeah, you?"
"Alright, Need a Scroll though,"
Frank presented a box of Scrolls, sliding it across the bar,
"If none 'tickle your fancy' so to speak, you can also custom-make one at my shop, no charge
"I'm gonna need 2,"
"Course, the charge is at minimum 100 Lien, assuming you want the most up to date, it's about 450,"
"Does the one free still stand,"
"Never left the table.
"Look out," Summer cried, as a crate dropped from the sky, "What the hell, I understand you're trying to help, headmaster, but stop trying to kill me,
"Summer, that you?"
"Oh hey, Raven,"
"You taken at all,"
"Nope," She replied, popping her p
"Then who's that,"
"A new friend," Andrew replied "Andrew Hellsing,"
"Raven Branwen,"
"I HATE YOUR SEMBLANCE," A voice yelled,
"YEAH ME TOO, ASSHOLE,"
"Should we help," Andrew asked, assembling a weapon, which strangely looked like a dual bladed staff and shield, also taking some pistols,
"We kinda have too,"
"Alright then, let's move,
Andrew slung the shield across his back and detached dual swords from his staff, before chucking a sword at the first Beowolf, drawing a revolver and firing on the second, before the others were upon him.
As the first lunged, he swung his shield forward, causing the Beowolf to stumble backward, allowing Qrow to stab it through the skull,
Quickly, the 5 dispatched the Grimm with little effort, but a few wounds, due to Qrow's Semblance, which he explained was Misfortune and uncontrollable,
Andrew grimaced and swore quietly, holding his shoulder where a Beowolf had swiped, He had swapped his weapons to different arms due to this,
"Let me unlock your Aura at least," Qrow said, for the 12th time,
"For fuck's sake, Qrow, I don't HAVE Aura to unlock, I don't know how the hell I ended up here, but one thing I DO know is I don't have some goddamn force-field around me," He sighed and continued, "Look, I understand you're trying to help, but I'll be fine, Hellsing promise,"
Qrow just patted him on the shoulder, as if to say 'okay, your loss'
Fast-forwarding a bit
"Summer Rose, Taiyang Xiao Long, Raven Branwen, Qrow Branwen and lastly," Ozpin paused, "Andrew Hellsing," "You five will be known as STRAQ."
"So... how do we want to decorate, guys," Summer asked the four,
"I can't, I'm making a new weapon," Andrew said, "Didn't you make one already," Summer asked, Qrow interjected then, "He wanted my help with for ideas, We'll meet you in the lunchroom" With that, the two moved to that building.
"So what do you to make," Qrow asked,
"Hm..." He thought for a second, "What about a spear that transforms into an AR and dual swords, Oh hey, Jaune." "Sup Andrew, Qrow" Jaune said weakly, "He's bullied, I'm calling it," Andrew whispered to Qrow, "Definitely,"
2 hours later,
"Fucking finally, it's done." Andrew sighed, "Thanks for the help Qrow,"
"What are you gonna call it," Summer squealed excitedly, "Planning on Vengeful Justice, and my pistols are Joseph and James,"
"Wait, you made dual pistols without me,"
"Uh, yeah... 12 rounds each, 45 ACP dust rounds, even made Aura-piercing rounds for a rogue Huntsman,"
"Please, stop,"
"Hah, told you they were real,"
Cardin Winchester was harrassing a Faunus, Velvet, she said her name was
"Speak of the devil," Andrew growled,
"You guys got my back?"
"Of course, we do," Summer spoke, Steel in her voice
Andrew fired 3 shots each from Joseph and James at Cardin,
Cardin whirled at the hits and Andrew slammed a fist into his face,
"Y'know, where I'm from, Racists get castrated and beaten within an inch of their lives, You're lucky I'm feeling merciful."
"What is going on here," Professor Goodwitch snapped, "Mr. Winchester, Mr. Hellsing, My classroom now, if you have a squabble, settle it there."
All at once Teams STRAQ, JNPR and Velvet all stood, following the three
"KICK HIS ASS, ANDREW," Velvet yelled, "Ms. Scarlitina, please calm down,"
"Ma'am, if it's not too much to ask, I'd like an Aura broken match.
Thankfully, Goodwitch understood and nodded.
"Fighters ready,"
"Begin,"
Andrew drew Joseph and Vengeful Justice in Spear form, lunging forward and firing 3 rounds, for every barrage, Cardin struck him,
That ended in a stalemate until Andrew struck him with an uppercut, causing him to stumble back, holding his nose with his free hand.
Leaping forward, Andrew let loose a flurry of punches before stabbing with the butt of Vengeful Justice.
the onlookers could swear up and down that Andrew's eyes glowed and curled horns sprouted from his head.
Cardin's Aura broke with an audible crack, as Andrew collapsed with a murmured swear, groaning in pain, as the others pulled him towards the STRAQ dorm.
3 days later...
"Oh, great Lord, this headache's killing me,"
"Quit being melodramatic, it must be bad though," Raven chided
Just then, Coco kicked the door down, "Hey, you're up, good to see you back,"
Unintentionally, He grabbed Coco's jacket rasping, "Coffee, need please,"
"You're lucky, I found a new cafe by the name of Elysium Oasis, used to be a massage parlor, apparently the owner enjoyed his craft, but grew sick of it, he's a Huntsman, actually has a sword and shield with two crescents.
Andrew looked incredulous, snapping, "Can you get me there, I need to have words."
Coco grinned, "You got it.
At the Cafe
Andrew stepped through the door, noting that the only customers looked to be Huntsmen
"JAUNE ARC, GET THE HELL OUT HERE!" He yelled, motioning for the patrons to cover their ears. Jaune stumbled out,
"You never told me you owned a coffee shop,
"Um it was on the bulletin board
Andrew's eye twitched before he spotted a familiar face,
"Oh yeah, Roman, send ME into the coffee shop,
"ORION!" A voice yelled,
His brother's voice.