It was quiet lunch break in Royal Woods School. Lincoln and his best friend was eating their lunches in school canteen and were chatting
- Any plans on tomorrow? - Clyde asked eating his sandwich
-If my sisters don't take too much time. I will read comics and will be playing in games. - Clyde said:
- Well I haven't any plans- In the same moment Chandler and his supporters came to their table.
- Hey Larry- Lincoln stopped eating and asked
- Hey Chandler, What brings you here? - Chandler was a bit confused that he did not correct him, but ignored it and replied:
- You very good know why I'm here and you better not act a dumbass- he said slamming the ankles
- Ohm right, my money. Just wait- Lincoln reached for his backpack and took some money from it. Clyde tried to stop him but Lincoln shook his head.
- You see Larry, finally you was learned respect. That's why I will be nice and leave you in peace. - Chandler turned back and didn't notice that Lincoln stood up smiling maliciously; Clyde noticed it and was wondering what Lincoln had planned. At the same time his friends creamed:
- Chandler wait can I asked you about something? - Bully looked away at him
- Only because today you were good, Larry- Lincoln started approaching to Chandler and was saying:
- You know what my sisters told me one day? That if somebody bullies you it means that he/she love you but is afraid showing his feeling. - Now he was so close him that Chandler began to feel uncomfortable with Lincoln's breath on his face and afraid of what he was planning to do. - So Chandler- Lincoln with disgust put hand on Chandler cheek that was paralyzed because no one had ever been so brave to touch him. Meanwhile, Lincoln was blinking his eyes and asked:
- So chandler do you like me?- Wait, this loser really suggested he is a gay Chandler thought and tried replied but Lincoln was so close to him that he started be nervous and only managed to stammer
- I, I,I,I- Lincoln smiled and looked at other students who were watching in curious.
- You see, he like me- Other started laughing and Chandler finally calm down enough to replied anything:
- It's not truth!-Lincoln looked at him and replied friendly:
- Don't be so shy. It really flatter me but to be honest I'm not gay, I have girlfriend and even if not I would prefer to date with Papa Wheelie - Chandler was in shock. Maybe he wasn't gay but nobody could reject him for someone like Papa Wheelie and humiliated him in front of school. However Lincoln didn't end, yet:
-But don't worry Charlie. You will find boyfriend. Maybe Director Huggins or trainer Packowski would be interested. In my opinion, you would be a great couple. - This last comment made everybody started laughing very loud and Lincoln turned back ready to go to his table.
He was humiliated in front of the whole school, it couldn't end this way. Somehow he had to regain his reputation.
- Hey, Larry- Chandler screamed trying being calm. Lincoln looked at him
- Yes Chandler- it was his only hope. He had to prove that this loser has no girlfriend.
- Who is your girlfriend- White hair was clearly getting nervous and Chandler was sure he won until Cookie come to the albino and grabbed his hand with words:
- Hey, Honey how feels my lovely bunny- At first Lincoln was confused, but when he noticed her knowing wink he also started pretending
- With you always better my sweet Cookie- And it was moment when Lincoln tried to kiss Cookie in cheek. He knew they were only pretending, but he didn't want to overact but girl didn't let him this chance and suddenly kissed him in mouth. - Chandler, like rest of the school, had wide opened mouth
- How long? - It was only thing he could ask.
- Ohm just few months we kept it in secret but my silly bunny forgot about it. - . At this point, Cookie rubbed Lincoln's nose with her how the Eskimos do. Boy pretending embarrassment replied:
- I'm sorry my delicious cake.-Cookie kissed his cheek and replied:
-Forget honey we couldn't keep it in secret forever. - Lincoln also kissed his cheek and stated:
- So if everybody knows about our love do you wanna join us? - Cookie smiled and said:
- With pleasure my beauty white hair- And it's how they both returned to Clyde who asked:
Why you hidden it against me, man- Lincoln wanted to say truth but out of the corner of his eye noticed the Cookie shaking her head as if she understood his intentions. He didn't like to deceive his friend, but Cookie was right the fewer people knew the truth; the better later they will probably find a way to finish this.
- I'm sorry buddy but you know how nosy my sisters can be. Now I will need survive sisters's hurricane when I returned, - Clyde nodded with understand. At the same moment Cookie took Lincoln's hand and stroking his back soothingly.
-Shhh my little Bunny. Cookie has your favorite dessert. - With this words girl pulled out purple lunchbox patterned in flowers and opened it. Inside were her famous chocolate cookies. Lincoln licked his lips involuntarily, what Cookie noticed and said maliciously:
-I see that somebody wants my cookies. Open mouth my sweet white bunny. - Lincoln accepted offered and let Cookie feed. As always cookie was delicious and Lincoln smiled with pleasure.
- You like my cookies? - Girl asked. Lincoln stolen false kisses and stated with smile:
- Of course but you are my favorite cookie- This time Cookie stole false kiss. Clyde who was watching it from a side had tears in eyes.
- Everything is okay, buddy- Clyde sniffed and he wiped a tear from his eye
- Yeah, just you are creating so sweet couple, I'm glad of yours luck. - Next he started crying- Why I can't be so sweet with my Lori. - Lincoln put hand and patted him friendly on the shoulder.
- Don't cry my friend love can wait behind corner. Look at us I ran into my Cookie in the corridor.
- He broke mom's bracelet- Cookie was continuing fake story.
-I was really ashamed
- Yes, that's why you bought it back to me
- And so we exchanged phone numbers
- But his sisters could be problematic
- So we hid it so that they wouldn't try to pair us
- We started chatting.
- And we started getting to know each other better
- Cookie turned out sweet nice girl with a lot of passions
- And my bunny turned out funny, nice and romantic man
- I invited her on secret date.
- What ended with kiss?
-And it's how I and my sweet bunny became couple - Their story ended with a kiss. Clyde was crying.
- It's such romantic. - He commented.
- We know. - At the same moment Clyde's phone ranged.
- Sorry buddy I have to pick up. Give me moment- With this words he left them alone. Teenagers sighed in relief. Next they both started laughing:
- Man, Cookie I didn't know you are so good actress- Lincoln whispered.
- I like theatre, my sweet bunny. - Cookie said playfully but Lincoln apparently wasn't in good mood.
- I'm sorry Cookie that I pulled you in my problem. I hoped that Chandler won't me ask that- Girl put hand on his shoulder and said
-Don't worry, seeing humiliated Chandler is a worthy reward. This idiot deserved this. - Lincoln looked at her surprised
- Yeap but now we have to keep playing. We were pretending too good couple. "Cookie looked at him maliciously and asked:
"Is this a problem for you? Is I'm not good for you even as fake girlfriend -" Lincoln quickly refused:
- Of course not you are sweet and adorable every boy would be lucky to be with you. Just having fake girlfriend is strange for me
- Well, I agree - Cookie answered feeding him another cookie - But at the same time very funny seeing everyone thinks that we are a couple. Anyway, our little fun can help me improve in the actress. - Cookie finished with a smile
- So you want to continue our little game? -Lincoln asked eating his sandwich
- Well, show must go on. We will be acting a little longer and next will break up and will return to norm
- Sounds like a plan, and supposedly they are calling me man with plan
- Really
- Yes, it's a shame that most of them end in disaster. - Cookie looked at her waiting on some examples. Lincoln committed:
- Like when I wanted to sit in the best place in car and finally we were fighting so intensive that our car end destroyed- Cookie started laughing.
- I would like see it. - Lincoln also smiled and replied:
- Well I have more interesting stories if you wanna hear it. - It was moment when school bell rang. Cookie who eaten one cookie replied
- With pleasure are you doing something after lessons? - Lincoln looked at her and replied
- I'm planning go to Gus games&grubs with Clyde.-Cookie for a few second looked at him in silence and finally replied
- Can I go with you? - Lincoln was in shocked
-Sure but why?
- If we wanna playing couples we need to know each other better- Lincoln nodded and said:
- Good point so see you after lesson. - Cookie who returned to acting kissed his „boyfriend" in cheek and said
- See you later my bunny. - After those words she went to her class. Cause now they hadn't common lesson, Lincoln went in different direction Of course lesson was boring and only interesting thing was fact that Clyde parents will have dinner with in-laws. . So he won't be able to go to arcade with him. That's why lesson only Lincoln was waiting in front of school for his pretend girlfriend. Cookie ran out the school jumping on him Lincoln also started pretending. He grabbed the girl by the waist and made a pirouette.
- Did my sweet Cookie miss me? - Lincoln rubbed her nose
- How my sweet bunnies think? - Cookie kissed him
- I see that yes. - Lincoln returned kiss
- So my bunny where is your friend? I wanna go to Arcade.
- Clyde had to change plans. It's only us- Cookie smiled:
-So we can be as disgustingly romantic as we want- With this words she grabbed Lincoln shoulder and hug to his side.
- For my Cookie I will be the most disgusting romantic around the world. - This promise made the girl giggled sweetly .They both started going to Gus Games & Grubs.
When Lincoln was sure they are alone, looked at Cookie and said:
- Fine, We are alone you can stop pretending - Cookie smiled and said:
- First rule of drama: show must go on until lights turned off. - Lincoln started laughing and replied:
- So we will be pretending couple whole time when we are together. Maybe I just offer you be my girlfriend? - Cookie also started laughing.
- It's not bad idea, is only one problem. I don't see you in this way. I mean you are not Chandler but Bunny we are friends less than one day Is it not too fast?- Lincoln smiled and replied
- Well I also don't see you in this way but if we want to keep playing it, I have the perfect solution- It was moment when Lincoln grabbed Cookie for hands and looked in her eyes with mischievous smile. - Cookie do you wanna pretending my girlfriend. Until you wasn't reedy be master of acting and all my friends are green with jealousy?
- Of course Lincoln, I wanna be your fake girl. - Next she kissed him.
- Great my tasty Cookie so you said that we have to meet better. - Cookie just nodded and said:
- You promised me stories from your crazy life, bunny. I'm ears- She said making bunny's ears with hands what caused an albino giggle.
- Very good - Lincoln took Cookie hand and started go toward Gus Games&grubs-One day my sister Lola, little diva believing that he had common blood with queen of England, broken leg and couldn't take part in beauty competition. Cause main prize were two tickets to Dairlyland. I asked her twin to acting her.
- Really? - Cookie asked surprised
- Yeap. When we found plane my six years old sister Lana repair it and my mother was piloting it to hotel. - Lincoln confirmed
- Wow it was crazy? Someone should make a movie about it. - Cookie joked.
- Well with ten sisters life can't be boring- Lincoln also joked when they got in let Cookie went in first and next asked:
-So what you wanna play? - She asked. Cookie looked around and shrugging one's shoulders said:
- I don't know. Games aren't my cup of tea- Lincoln nodded and asked:
- Ok maybe I will ask differently, Cookie. What you like except cooking fantastic Cookies.
- You really think they are fantastic? - Cookie asked
- Well yeah I always wait when you bring it. - Lincoln said with smile.
- Nice to hear it by please call me Kate, Kate Jones- Kate said
- Wait Cookie, aren't your real name? - Lincoln asked surprised.
- You really thought that? - Cookie asked. Lincoln laughed trying hidden an embrace.
- Well it fits you really well. Maybe you should change it? - Lincoln half joked.
- Maybe one day. - Cookie answered.
- Just imagine it your own pastry line: Cookie Cookies- Cookie started laughing it sound really good. Maybe she really should change her name one day?
- Very funny? But back to the top. Well I like: Cartoons, Anime, K- pop, romantic comedies, origami, floristic, knight princess and umm. I don't know if I should saying about it's embarrassing. - Lincoln looked at her with friendly smile and stated:
- Believe me I also have some embarrassing behaviors. - Cookie smiled on this comment and grumbled:
- I like Ace savvy- Lincoln had wide opened eyes and next he started laughed. Cookie crossed her arms and looked offended:
- I knew that I should tell you. - Lincoln shook his head and explained
- -Not my sweet cookie, it's not like that. I was just afraid that you would say something worse like making sculptures from snot? Anyway, how could I laugh at it- At this moment Lincoln revealed her wallet to Ace Savvy, which he took out of his backpack?
- You also like Ace Savvy? Wow maybe somebody want to pair us?
- Maybe? - Lincoln said.
- So If we have something common maybe do you wanna read it together, bunny?- Lincoln blushed intensive on this suggestion and said:
- Don't get me wrong but this is not the best idea. - Girl asked playfully
-Why do you have dirty thoughts when being with a girl in one room? Cookie stretched to show him the cleavage. - Lincoln was silent for a few seconds and next said:
- No my love just ...I read comics in underwear. So I don't want you to feel uncomfortable. - Cookie blushed imagining it and had wide opened eyes
- Really? - Lincoln nervously rubbed the back of the head
- It's really comfortable
- Well you didn't lie when you said about really embarrassing behaviors but as your fake girlfriend I accept yours tastes -Cookie stated:
- Even sandwiches with peanut butter and sauerkraut? - Cookie looked like she was going to vomit and then replied:
"Besides it" They both burst out laughing.
They stopped after a moment, and Lincoln replied
- Well Kate talking to you is a pleasure, but I think we have more important things to do here.
- Yes, we have to find a game for me. - The girl replied:
- I think that I have something for you. Come-he grabbed her arm and pulled toward "Dance dance revolution" station. Cookie looked at game with anxiety. Lincoln noticed it and asked:
- Is something wrong? I don't like when my Cookie is looking like that.-
- I don't know how dancing. - She replied saddened looking on the floor. Lincoln grabbed her shoulder and turned her in toward him.
- Don't worry my lovely confectioner I'm master in this game. - He put fingers on Cookie chin and gently forcing her to look into his eyes. I will teach you how to dance, even if you were supposed to stay here...- Cookie looked into his eyes and saw that he was saying truth. So hugged him friendly and replied:
- Thanks Lincoln you don't even know how much that means to me.
- Everything for my Cookie- Lincoln stood on the panel and gave his "girlfriend" a hand. In an aristocratic tone he asked: - My lady do you wanna dance. - Cookie joined and replied:
- With pleasure lord Lincoln- Next Lincoln took her hand, kissed it and pulled her onto the platform.
Of course, the girl was still afraid, but her friend's friendly smile gave her strength. Meanwhile, the boy turned on the game and started looking for a dance song. He knew that Kate like K- pop so looking for something for this genre, even if he had no idea about it
Cookie with curious was looking at him wondering what song he will choice. Finally in speakers started is hearing song of K- pop band „Fireworks in our hearts" band all bad boys. The girl began to laugh, unable to believe what had happened.
- What is so funny my favorite Cookie- Lincoln looked at her surprised.
- Nothing but somehow you chose my favorite song- Lincoln also started laughing.
- Maybe somebody there- He suggested pointing to the ceiling- wanna say us something.
- Like what, my sweet bunny- She asked him seductively.
- That even subconsciously I know everything about you. "Lincoln responded pulling her into a fake kiss." They both part after a moment and Lincoln grabbed her hand.
- So are you ready to conquer the parquet. - Cookie agreed
- Great just follow my steps. - In this way they started dancing.
Cookie was right, she was a terrible dancer but Lincoln didn't giving up and did not laughing at her. Even gave her some clues. In this way they were dancing as couple. Cookie even didn't noticed when she started dance well. Until moment when Lincoln whispered to her ear
-My sweet Cookie do you wanna know a secret? - Girl only nodded
- You haven't stumbled for a long time- It was mistake because Kate excited lost orientation and got tangled with her friend's legs. She almost stumbled, but Lincoln grabbed her.
In this way they stood in a very awkward and romantic pose. When they realized it, both were very flushed, but the girl decided that it was too good a moment in their performance to waste it. Unexpectedly, she kissed Lincoln and when they returned to normal position said:
- Thanks Lincoln you are great. - Lincoln nodded and replied
- Well my Cookie, are you ready beat me. - Cookie nodded ready to game. Lincoln chose next song and they started friendly duel.
It was really intensive and despite Lincoln tries Cookie finally beat him. After this, panting and peeling hands on knees, Lincoln stood:
- That was great. Do you wanna continue? - Cookie wanted to nod, but then there was a belly grunt.
- Well I see that somebody is hungry here? - Lincoln said with sweet voice
- My, bunny noticed? - Cookie replied sarcastic
- Well I invite you for pizza my feast. - Cookie smiled and replied
- Sound good, bunny. - With those words they went to restaurant part, where Lincoln order two drinks and one big pizza "double taste". His part was „Diablo pepperoni" when Cookie had „American country". Now they were waiting on the order and talking:
- Wow Lincoln I didn't know that you are so good. Probably you are master of this game. - Lincoln made sour face and replied
- One person is better than me, my sweet Cookie. - Lincoln replied. Next he was raising his fist in a gesture of feigned threat and added. - But one day I will beat her. - Cookie giggled but replied seriously:
- Her? - Lincoln nodded and drunk bit of cola which has just been brought.
- Yeap Ronny Ann.
- Is something between you two? - Lincoln shook his head.
- No we are just friends and I'm not man who is playing girl feelings- Cookie breathed a sigh of relief.
- It's good. I don't wanna mess with her. „Stealing" her boyfriend- Lincoln smiled and replied:
- Well I wouldn't want this beautiful face to be hurt and please you -Cookie blushed and replied:
- Are still playing? - Lincoln again shook his head and replied:
- No Cookie you are really pretty. Your face looks like a cookie with these freckles and you have a sweet smile. - Girl smiled and replied:
- Are you really think so? - Lincoln just nodded at the same moment the waiter brought their pizza in shape of heart. Both teenagers blushed seeing this.
- Thanks it's really nice words- Cookie who was hungrier replied taking first slice. Lincoln also took a slice and replied
- I only said truth. - Cookie smiled and replied:
- So lets me be honest with you. You look cute with this white hairs- Lincoln smiled and replied:
- Thanks. I really glad that somebody believes that it's cute
- No problem, my bunny. I really like your hair- Lincoln pouted his lips and pretended to be offended:
- So you like only my hair? - Cookie shook her head and added:
- Also your dance moves and sense of humor- Cookie whispered- and I say it as your friend not fake girlfriend.- Lincoln also whispered:
- Well you also weren't bad. I even say that the pupil beat the teacher. - Cookie shrugged and said:
- I had good teacher. Its everything.-Lincoln, who eaten his slice, said:
- Well, since your bunny was so good, he probably deserved a prize- Cookie looked at him and again started acting his girlfriend.
- Something Concrete, my love? - She asked preparing lips for a kiss:
- Yeap. I really wanna learn how making so amazing cookies like yours. - Cookie looked at him and decided to joke for him:
- Lincoln Loud is you made friends with me only to learn the secret recipe for cakes of my grand mom. - Lincoln who was fooled began to babble:
- Noooo, iiitsss- When he heared Cookie giggled he understood and also started acting. He hung his head and admitted. - You are right I wanted to steal a secret recipe for cookies, open my own business, and buy my own island and the lab, where my scientists would develop cookies so good that people would be ready to do everything to have them. Then, with their help, next I would take over all the pastry shops and Coffeehouses around the world where I would sell my baked goods, and then when people would be addicting to my baked goods. Next I would threaten quit production of my cookies if they didn't give me power over the world- Lincoln looked at her menacingly and added - But now my pretty cookie you know the truth and I have to get rid of you. - Cookie involuntarily swallowed a lump in her throat and teasing asked:
"And how are you going to do that?" Lincoln smiled slyly and replied
"I will be kissing you until you suffocate, - Cookie gasped, feigning terror
- You can't - But Lincoln interrupted her, pulling her into a long kiss. After a while, however, he paused and replied, "I can't kill you." So join me to conquer the confectionery industry together, and then the world. -Cookie couldn't help herself longer and started laughing really loudly before she answered:
- Of course, my bunny. By the way, you have something on your cheek -After these words, she licked his cheek, eating a stain of sauce.
- Dam it, hot- She stated taking big slip of Cola. - After this Cookie looked at him and after few second asked:
- Hey, Lincoln when I kissed you I felt something. - Lincoln looked at her and shrugged:
- Well probably it's my peanut butter sandwich and sauerkraut- Cookie made a gesture of disgust and said:
- You really eat something like this? I thought its only joke- Lincoln only nodded and replied
- As I said I have lot quirks - Cookie giggled and promised:
- One day I will learn them all. - Lincoln also smiled and replied:
- Just don't escape afraid. - She looked at him and replied:
- I don't planning, as I said everybody has quirk and I'm not to rate.
- Great so maybe one day I will say you everything but now - Lincoln looked around in conspirator way- I'll tell you I'm a fan of "Arggh!
-This silly program? Well I thought only my sister was watching it.
- Hey. - Lincoln pretended indignation
- Calmly just joking, but really tell me what is so interesting about it. - Lincoln smiled and said:
- Only if you say what you see in Knights & Princess - Cookie undertook and began to tell with passion. It's how they were talking and eating until it got late.
So Cookie had to back to home and Lincoln decided to walk her home. They left and went to her house, still talking as good friends. It wasn't until Cookie's house the girl returned to the game:
- Well my, bunny it was great date. I hope that the next one will be just as nice - Lincoln smiled:
- Even better, everything for my love - Cookie quickly kissed his lips and replied:
- I take your word for it. - Then she started coming toward home but suddenly she stopped and looked at Lincoln:
- Bunny, do you know what the best proof that we had fun today is? - Lincoln shook his head when Cookie pulled out phone:
-We forgot to exchange phone numbers- Lincoln hit hand in forehead and stated:
- Right, give me a second. - Next they exchanged phone numbers
- Well we will be in contact. - Lincoln promised.
- Call whenever you want, bunny sees you tomorrow- Cookie said kissing his cheek.
- See you tomorrow, Cookie- After this Cookie returned home when Lincoln started going toward home. Now he only had to survive sisters's hurricane
