Clarette
Me: So, you haven't appeared much in the series
Clarette: What series? Is it a biography?
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: You are a fictional character in a fictional series who does fictional things. Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Clarette: What?! How dare you make things up!
Me: Um… never mind, you'll figure it out at some point
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Anyway, you like almost killed Fitz. (not that I like him)
Fitz:*Appears* Yeah, why did you almost kill me? You know, I always get my revenge sooner or later. Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
Me: Since when did you come?
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: I used co-author powers, so too bad.
Clarette: Because Fitz is a jerk and Sophie is too good for him. In fact, a chandelier is even too good for him.
Me: Oof, ROASTED
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Umm…. Lets get Fitz out of here before he like murders Clarrette
Fitz: *face red*I will get you for this. *disappears*
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Sooooo… Umm… Should I bring the others here?
Pile of itching pepper: I've been here the whole time * poof of itching pepper
All: Keefe the itching pepper phoenix!
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Has anyone seen Emerald Piggily?
Me: Oh yeah, I went to go get some popcorn to snack on while watching Fitz and Clarette fight but apparently Fitz spontaneously combusted.
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Sooo… BYE! *Light Leaps Away*
Me: Hey! You took my MALLOWMELT! YOU WILL PAY! *snaps finger**Ro appears*Go hunt PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks down and release the amoebas!
Ro: What would I get?
Me: Uhhh, you get to dare PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks anything you want
Ro: Deal *disappears*
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Wait a second, CO-AUTHOR POWERS! *Turns Ro and Monkeychickenpigasus into cookies*. MW HA HA HA HA!
Clarette: I thought this was supposed to be an interview, not this
Me: Right, back to the interview
Personwhoreadstoomanybooks: So how's the life a counselor?
Clarette: Having to endure fanfiction, aka torture
Me: Well, if you want this to stop, turn us all into elves and invite us to the Lost Cities and then all your problems will be solved.
Personwhoreadstoomanybooks: Except for your matchmaking system, and discrimination against talentless and everything that is going on.
Me: Also, do you ship Worden?
Clarette: What? Where did that come from?
Person Who Reads Too Many Books: It is Alden shipped with worries and it came from her lunatical(Yes grammarly, it is a word) mind.
Me: Yepo(hilarious typo), I am INSANE!
Personwhoreadstoomanybooks: So am I! *touches MonkeyChickenPigusus's hair*
*Me: You touched my harr
Both: WAR!*
Me: So, you haven't appeared much in the series
Clarette: What series? Is it a biography?
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: You are a fictional character in a fictional series who does fictional things. Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Clarette: What?! How dare you make things up!
Me: Um… never mind, you'll figure it out at some point
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Anyway, you like almost killed Fitz. (not that I like him)
Fitz:*Appears* Yeah, why did you almost kill me? You know, I always get my revenge sooner or later. Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
Me: Since when did you come?
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: I used co-author powers, so too bad.
Clarette: Because Fitz is a jerk and Sophie is too good for him. In fact, a chandelier is even too good for him.
Me: Oof, ROASTED
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Umm…. Lets get Fitz out of here before he like murders Clarrette
Fitz: *face red*I will get you for this. *disappears*
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Sooooo… Umm… Should I bring the others here?
Pile of itching pepper: I've been here the whole time * poof of itching pepper
All: Keefe the itching pepper phoenix!
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Has anyone seen Emerald Piggily?
Me: Oh yeah, I went to go get some popcorn to snack on while watching Fitz and Clarette fight but apparently Fitz spontaneously combusted.
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Sooo… BYE! *Light Leaps Away*
Me: Hey! You took my MALLOWMELT! YOU WILL PAY! *snaps finger**Ro appears*Go hunt PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks down and release the amoebas!
Ro: What would I get?
Me: Uhhh, you get to dare PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks anything you want
Ro: Deal *disappears*
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Wait a second, CO-AUTHOR POWERS! *Turns Ro and Monkeychickenpigasus into cookies*. MW HA HA HA HA!
Clarette: I thought this was supposed to be an interview, not this
Me: Right, back to the interview
Personwhoreadstoomanybooks: So how's the life a counselor?
Clarette: Having to endure fanfiction, aka torture
Me: Well, if you want this to stop, turn us all into elves and invite us to the Lost Cities and then all your problems will be solved.
Personwhoreadstoomanybooks: Except for your matchmaking system, and discrimination against talentless and everything that is going on.
Me: Also, do you ship Worden?
Clarette: What? Where did that come from?
Person Who Reads Too Many Books: It is Alden shipped with worries and it came from her lunatical(Yes grammarly, it is a word) mind.
Me: Yepo(hilarious typo), I am INSANE!
Personwhoreadstoomanybooks: So am I! *touches MonkeyChickenPigusus's hair*
*Me: You touched my harr
Both: WAR!*
Clarette: Okay then…
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Do you ship Teefe/Kam?
Keefe/Tam: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Well I kinda totally expected that but Tam, have you ever noticed that you and Keefe are the same person?
Keefe: Name one similarity.
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Wow, are all KOTLC characters this oblivious? IT IS SOOOOO OBVIOUS! *Rants about obliviousness and how blind KOTLC characters are*
Tam: Just because we're similar doesn't mean we go together
Me: It does if I say so,
Tam: No IT DOESN'T AND IT NEVER WILL BECAUSE I AM THE ALMIGHTY SALTY DUDE AND KEEFE IS AN IDIOT!
Keefe: Excuse me?
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Well… Since you and Keefe are basically the same person I think you just called yourself stupid
Me: You might of just killed yourself
Tam: *Grows bigger* SHUT THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING MOUTH OF YOURS OR I'LL…
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: Well Tam kinda wants to kill me now...
Me: Well, let's end this before anyone dies
Keefe: WAIT CAN YOU TURN RO INTO AN ELF SHAPED COOKIE?!
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: YES! Keefe you are officially a genius!
Tam: I disrespectfully disagree.
Me: I liked Ro, and I'm the one who makes the decisions here.
Keefe: Well I think PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks is also a genius and now we get to be genius friends.
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! I AM FRIENDS WITH KEEFE SENCEN! P.S. I found this hilarious Teefe meme. I know not a lot of people ship Teefe but I ship it. It might be my OTP. So here's the meme:
Keefe and Tam at the movies getting popcorn,
Person selling popcorn: How do you like your popcorn?
Keefe: Same as how I like my boyfriend, extra salty!
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: * cracks up *
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks and Me: well hope you liked our first chapter!
Authors note
PersonWhoReadsTooManyBooks: While Dex may be an underappreciated technopathic cinnamon roll, Marella is an under appreciated pyrokinetic flaming hot cheeto! Me: Oh, and Keefe is a superawesome itching pepper(don't ask how we came up with that)