One day, Cream and Cheese were walking in the forest.
"My Cheese, isn't this such a beautiful day just walking in the forest?", asked Cream.
"(Chao! Chao!)", said Cheese.
Edward was walking in the woods too until he saw Cream and Cheese and ran over to them.
"Huh, look Cheese, it's Edward!", said Cream.
"(Chao, Chao!)", said Cheese.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't little ol' cream puff and it's ol' cheeseball!", said Edward rudely.
"That's not very nice Edward!", said Cream.
"Oh, what are you gonna do?, beat the crap out of me, cute me to death?", asked Edward.
"Cheese, go get him!", said Cream as she threw Cheese at Edward and he punched Edward knocking him to the ground.
As Edward got back up a bit dazed, he was enraged.
"Okay, bunny, you wanna play, I'll tear you limb from limb!", said Edward.
"Stay back or i'll use Cheese on you again, you big meanie!", warned Cream.
"Oh what's the matter, can't fight on your own?", teased Edward.
"I'm against fighting!", said Cream.
"Well i'm not, so drop the cheese all and fight like a woman, or I'm gonna keep Wah-Wah-Wahing you!", said Edward.
"Okay!, said Cream as she put Cheese down and tried to fight but was unskilled and couldn't fight properly.
"This is just too easy!", said Edward as she slapped Cream around and punched and kicked her.
"And now, it's time for the big part!", said Edward as he grabbed onto Cream's undies and pulled them as far as he could.
"No, no, no please Edward, I beg you!", said Cream.
"Oh don't worry, this won't hurt a bit!", said Edward as he let go and it hit Cream so bad that she had a red mark.
"Ah-ha-Ha-ha-Ha-ha!", laugher Edward maniacally.
"WAHAHAHAHAHA!", blubbered Cream crying.
"(Chao, Chao!)", said Cheese.
"Bye-bye Bunny!", said Edward leaving.
End of Story