one upon a time ace writer person went online

and he saw an evil review on his story

(www,fanfiction,net/r/13537451/)

when ace writer person read those evil disrespectful words he felt like the floor fell out from under him

he always fear a day like this

a day when he get trolled on fant fiction dot net

he took out a knife and was about to slit his throat

but then

"no... me wont kill meself. thats what the troll's want. instead me call john phoenix"

-the trolls house-

thedodger123 was at his compy

"grrr fuck john phoenix! i hate him!"

he was actually just jealous he couldnt come up with a good original character liek that

anyway suddenly his computer monitor flashed and he got sucked into the fan fiction world!

"where am i?" he looked around "oh god its the fan fiction dot net phoenix wright section, john phoenix is everywhere"

and thedodger123 tried to run to the safety of a jordan phoenix story but a hand popped out from around the corner and grabbed him!

"try dodging this, troll" said the hand which was actually JOHN PHOENIX!

john phoenix threw thedodger all the way into the forums section and he landed in a strange forum

"cough" said the troll. "where am i?"

"you are in... my domain..." said a strange voice. then dakoolguy came out of the shadows

cuz u see the dodge guy actually landed in THE OFFICIAL JOHN PHOENIX FAN FOURM

then dakoolguy and all the mods fused into one giant powerful robot

"w-who are you?" asked dodgeman

"we're the john phoenix fandom. dont mess with us"

then the robot defeated thedodger with a single punch (it was 2 easy) and then it put him in an envelope and emailed him to capcom

-capcom offices-

thedodger123 came out of the printer

"u troll how dare u disrespect john phoenix" said a man and it none other than shu takumi "your fired from phoenix wright"

and takumi served him a legal paper making it so thedodger could never play ace attorney games or read fanfiction ever again

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" cried the troll and all the capcom people laughed at him as he ran away

and thus fanfiction was saved... for now

THE END