Before we get started: This was inspired by Stephen Rattigan, episode 1 of Ben & Holly For Adults. I'll link you the inspiration if you haven't watched it yet. Also this takes place during the coronavirus pandemic, and it has been a shitstorm lately, so I hope I can lighten the mood with this. Anyways, enjoy.
It was a normal day in the Devil's Bayou. There were two muskrats. One of them was sitting in a chair while the other was standing across from him.
"Luke, what are you doing?" Ellie Mae asked her husband.
"I've just been thinking about last night, Ellie Mae." replied Luke. "I'm pretty sure I hit someone with my car." said Luke.
"How could you!" his wife Ellie Mae exclaimed.
"Easy. I was pissed drunk. I ran over a pregnant critter. I'm pretty sure it was a muskrat." Luke continued.
"You bastard!" Ellie Mae exclaimed again.
"I don't care. She's dead now, but there is a valuable lesson to be learned from what I did last night Ellie Mae." the muskrat said.
"Don't drink and drive?" asked Ellie Mae.
"No. When you leave during quarantine, wear a high visibility vest." said Luke.
It was also a beautiful day at the Devil's Bayou. The sun was shining and the birds were tweeting. Four of Luke and Ellie Mae's friends were also there today; there's the rabbit, Deadeye, the mole, Digger, the turtle, Gramps, and the dragonfly, Evinrude.
"Friends, Ellie Mae and I are going into New York for a while." announced Luke.
"Yes, we have to dispose of the body, of the muskrat that Luke killed." said Ellie Mae.
Everyone (except Gramps who was pissed and Evinrude who was disturbed) gasped and thought it was cool.
"Drinking moonshine and driving again, Luke?!" Gramps angrily asked Luke.
"Oh mind your own fucking business," said Luke. "And guys, you better not throw any parties while we're gone, or when I get back, you all will be grounded for a year."
"Yes Luke." everyone said.
"And Gramps, you will be put in charge of the house while we're gone." said Luke.
"Holy fucking titballs!" yelled Gramps in joy.
Luke laughed and then said, "Just don't throw any parties, okay?"
"I think I need to go." said Deadeye.
"Gramps the Boss." Gramps said.
The birds continued chirping as Ellie Mae and Luke left their house and got into the swampmobile.
"You want to go for a drink first?" asked Luke.
"Bye guys!" everyone said to each other as the muskrats left.