So this is my first story and chapter on this website, so please don't give it a lot of hate. So for my first story I wanted to do a redone of the cast from Total Drama All Stars. So this is my dream cast. So everything is the same from both seasons, with the exception of Chris was not sent to jail after Revenge. But during Scarlett's rampage they finally tracked down Chris and he was sent to jail after Pahkitew.
I know that like everyone hates the Generation 3 cast but the merged contestants had a lot left over which should have been explored more but it wasn't, and I hate that. So that's why they are here in the story. But let's get into the story. I don't own Total Drama or the characters.
Episode 1: Heroes vs Villains: Part 1
Fade to inside a prison, CHEF HATCHET and a guard walking past a row of prison cells, Chef is carrying a manila folder. Chef walks past 2 cells containing a one-eyed prisoner and what looks like the Insane Psycho Killer with a hook
Psycho Killer: I'M INNOCENT I TELL YA! INNOCENT!
The one-eyed prisoner makes kissy faces at Chef and Guard. Chef's face grows increasingly concerned when he hears a familiar voice.
Chris(Off Screen): And the Crusty Cockroaches have a big lead over the Soiled Stink Bugs!
Prisoner(Off Screen): Cram it, McLean! (Psychotic laughter)
It then pans over to reveal none other than CHRIS MCLEAN, wearing an orange jumpsuit locked behind a glass door in a highly secured cell (behind the man are two pictures of Pahkitew Island & Camp Wawanakwa) overlooking two bugs staring at each other.
Chris: Shawn slips past Scott, and the heat is on! Yeah, look at that! That's what I'm talking about! (He finally notices Chef, glaring at him) Well, well, well, look who finally came to visit me after two years.
Chef: You are lucky the production crew is rich. They paid lots of money to get you out, otherwise you would be in here longer than you are.
Chris(Pouting): Whatever, think I'll stay right here; got everything I need. Including (Pulls out a cashew nut with a drawing of Chef's face on it) Chef 2.0! I made him from a cashew. (Chef slips the folder through the slot into Chris's cell; Chris grabs it suspiciously) What's this?
Chef: Yo contract. Why do you think the production crew paid lots of money to get you out? They've green lit a new season. You in?
Chris(Smiles): It is on! (Chris's smile twinkles).
(Opening credits)
(Three cameras pop out of different things. One of them comes out of Scuba Bear's eye, another out of the use to be cannon of shame & the last out of the cave the Confused Bears, used to live in during Pahkitew. The camera then goes to Chris & Chef, Chris holding a remote control while Chef is standing on a stump, Chris pushes a button and Chef falls through the now open stump).
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine.
(The camera then goes up the Mountain that was called "Mount Everfast", it then goes into the cave where Sugar killed those Bears with her farts)
You guys are on my mind.
(In the cave it shows Sugar & Anne Maria fighting over a chest which then somehow falls off a cliff and opens up to reveal lots of Chris's heads.)
You asked me what I wanted to be.
(It then cuts down to the beach area where in the water Fang & Scuba Bear are chasing after Scott & Sky while they are swimming away, on the beach Duncan laughs at their misery while Gwen rolls her eyes, but smirks while Courtney glares at them from a beach chair.)
And now I think the answer is plain to see
(Pan over to the tree house where the Floating Salmon lived in, and Owen is somehow in it, while Brick & Cameron are there with him, it then starts creaking and then Owen holds them in fear the tree house then falls down and them with it, Jo stands nearby laughing at them, while Lightning is kissing his biceps, with Jo then looking annoyed)
I wanna be famous
(It then cuts to the snowy mountain, during the challenge of the episode, "Three Zones and A Baby," where it shows Cody trudging through the snow, while Sierra is behind him chasing him, it then cuts to the confessional, Zoey then comes out and Mal then kicks the confessional on her and he laughs evilly, before turning back into Mike & helping her)
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won
(It then cuts down to the control room area, from episode "Scarlett Fever", down there is a shadowy figure who hits a couple buttons and in one of the cameras shows the creepy Chris's bots turning back on again, then the figure picks up a remote control similar to the one Chris had in the intro, as the figure laughs)
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
(Cuts to Boney Island where Shawn is in a tree throwing acorns at an feral Ezekiel, but it then cuts back to Pahkitew Island to the junk pile, from episode "So, Uh this Is My Team" and it shows Max shooting things at Jasmine as she ducks for cover, while behind Max is Scarlett who rolls her eyes at him.)
I'll get there one day
(It then cuts to Lake Pahkitew which was shown in the episode, "A Blast from the Past", inside of a boat is Alejandro & Heather, while Alejandro is rowing the boat, he then smirks but before he is about to hit Heather with the row, before Scuba Bear tips over the boat and begins chasing after them)
Cause, I wanna Be famous!
(It then cuts to a clearing which Dave & Ella are sitting on a cloth with a picnic basket there, Ella is blushing while Dave holds out a flower to her before he starts sneezing a lot, which attracts feral Ezekiel who then leaps on top of Dave's head while Dave runs away while trying to get rid of Ezekiel).
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
(It then cuts to the dulling area from, episode "A Blast from the Past", which shows 15 of the contestants with dulling sticks like the ones from "A Blast from the Past", on one side, Brick, Mike, Jasmine, Zoey, Dave, Shawn, & Courtney on the other, Jo, Alejandro, Heather, Lightning, Sky, Sugar, Duncan & Gwen).
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
(Jo & Brick clash equaling and both are sent backwards, Alejandro then easily beats Mike without effort, Jasmine & Heather clash but Jasmine is able to knock Heather off, Zoey & Lightning clash both with hate in their eyes, but Lightning pushes back hard on Zoey and she falls, Dave & Sky clash but with no hate but Dave surprisingly pushes her back, Shawn & Sugar clash with very hateful looks before Sugar belly-butts Shawn back, then Duncan & Gwen clash with Courtney who has her stick burning. It then cuts to nighttime at some sort of campfire, the one that they use during the intro of Pahkitew Island. Dave & Ella sit there looking at each other lovingly).
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
(Before the moment gets ruined by Ezekiel scaring Dave, it then zooms out to show the 24 contestants gathered around the campfire, as it shows the logo for the season).
(Whistling the tune).
After the opening credits Chris is standing on the beach with the ocean, this is where he introduced the teams and contestants during the first episode of Pahkitew Island.
Chris: Welcome to Total Drama All-Stars. After my involuntary 2 year long vacation…. I really need to be in a familiar environment, surrounded by the people I love… to hurt. (Evil laugh) It's a condition of my parole. Except for the hurt part, eh, that's all McLean! (He then walks closer to the water which then reveals the Drama Machine from Season 3 with two briefcases.) So I'm bringing back 24 TD All-Stars to battle it out in the most dangerous, death-defying, Two Million Dollar competition ever! Yep, you heard me correctly two million dollars are at stake, only one can win. (The Robot then opens both up the cases where some wind blows a few dollars away. Chris then addresses an incoming helicopter) and here they are now! From Pahkitew Island, Say hello to..
The door to the chopper reveals SCARLETT.
Chris: The secretly evil genius, who tried to kill everyone last season, Scarlett. (Someone off screen then pushes Scarlett off the plane while saying this)
Scarlett: In any case I have changed unlike you Chris.
Chris: Zombie obsessor, Shawn. (Unlike Scarlett who was pushed he dives off).
Shawn: Zombieeeessss!
Chris: Princess Singer Wannabee Ella. (Chef then kicks Ella off the ship, but birds soon grab her and carry her down then drop her into the water.)
Ella: Thank you my fine friends.
Chris: Cabbage eating lover, Owen 2.0, Sugar.
In the chopper is Sugar looking super excited.
Sugar: Yee, haw.
She then cannonballs down, as Shawn & Scarlett glare as she comes down making a huge splash nearly drowning everyone in the water.
Chris: The Evil "Mastermind" Max.
Chef then kicks Max off the plane
Max: You should all fear my powerful mind.
Chris: The Australian outback girl, Jasmine.
Jasmine then dives off the chopper
Jasmine: Never going to happen Max.
Chris: Germophobic lover boy, crybaby Dave.
Dave with all his hair back now is looking down cautiously, then Chef pushes him off.
Dave: Hopefully the water has been sanitized.
Chris: Our last Pahkitew contestant is gymnast and heartbreaker Sky.
Sky: He should have wanted to hear the buttttt.
Chris: And from Revenge of the Island, Say hello to…(Mike is shown looking apprehensive, as Chef pushes him off) Multiple Mike! Aka, Chester, (Mike gasps, switching personalities) Svetlana (He gasps, switching personalities again) Vito, (His hair slicks back and his eyes narrow) and Manitoba. (Mike seemingly reverts to normal, though Manitoba's scream of "Crikey!" gives him away. He splashes into the water with the Pahkitew crew.) Mike's crush, pushover turned powerhouse, Zoey.
Zoey: Huh, Mike! (Dives)
Chris: Athletic non-supporter, Lightning!
Lightning with his hair still white thanks to the finale of Revenge. Looks down at Zoey
Lightning: You call that a dive? Watch this! (Prepares to dive before getting the boot by Chef) Sha-ugh!
Chris: Bubble-Boy brainiac, Cameron.
Chef holds Cameron by his hoodie before dropping him.
Cameron: This is highly illogical!
Chris: Private Pants-Wetter, Brick! (Brick looking scared AF) DIVE FOR IT, MAGGOT!
Brick(Salutes): SIR! YES, SIR! (Dives without protest)
Chris: Challenge throwing dirt farmer, Scott!
Scott (who is now out of his trauma chair from Season 4) clings to Chef's leg in fear. Until Chef pries him off and tosses him out.
Chris: Tan-in-a-can helmet-head, Anne Maria, who gave up a MILLION DOLLARS for a phony diamond!
Anne Maria(Scowling): If my hair gets messed up, you're getting a beat down, Chris! (Chris tosses her out)
Chris: Bossy bruiser, Jo, who dominated until her underling turned on her.
Jo resists Chef shoving her out, and shoves him back.
Jo: You're a dead man, McLean! (Chef body slams her off the chopper)
Chris(Chuckles evilly): And, from the original cast...Cranky know-it-all CIT, Courtney! (Chef walks out, carrying Courtney by her ankle)
Courtney: This is not in my contract! (Chef glares and drops Courtney)
Chris: Courtney's bestie turned boyfriend stealer, Gwen! (Chef carries Gwen over his shoulders, tosses her down too)
Gwen(Free Falling): He said he wasn't her boyfriend at the tiiime!
Chris: Broody bad boy, Duncan.
Duncan(Free Falling not even looking like he cares): Bring it on!
Chris: Queen Bee herself and Devious Diva, Heather!
Heather(Free Falling): I hate Chriiiis!
Chris: Dodgeball champ, and has a stalker, and once got kissed by Noah, Cody.
Cody(Free Falling): He didn't mean to kiss meeeee!
Chris: Super fan, Sierra! Total Drama's number one stalker-Uh blogger.
Sierra: I'm coming Cody! (She does a cannon ball spreading the 22 others in the water farther apart.
Chris: 300-pound bag of farts and fun, Owen!
Chef is having a hard time getting Owen through the door because he is fat.
Owen: For the love of Monte-Cristo! Don't make me jump again! (Chef holds what looks like a cattle prod) Hey is that a cattle prod? (Chef jabs him in the butt with the prod, making him inadvertently jump and scream in pain).
Duncan: INCOMING FART BOMB! (The Contestants scatter before Owen lands in the water, causing a gigantic splash)
Chris(With a more malicious grin): Feral freakshow, Ezekiel.
Chef drops a still green and snarling Ezekiel by his hoodie
Contestants(Lightning says it late): What?
Ezekiel plummets, but is then grabbed by a plunger.
Chris(Laughing): Kidding! (The robot retracts the plunger) No way is that guy coming back again. (Snaps his fingers, causing the robot to fire off the plunger, Ezekiel screaming as he is rocketed off the island to Boney Island) (Chris then sighs happily) Man it's great to be back!
It then cuts to the beach where all the contestants are washed up and on the shore groaning in pain except for Sugar & Owen.
Owen(Cheering): WHOO-HOO! All-Star season! It's like a big family reunion! (Chuckles) Man this is just…
Sugar(Angrly): Will you shush it down, I'm trying to eat this great cabbage. (In her hand is a cabbage which she is eating).
Owen(Very happy): Ohh, can I have a bite?
Sugar: (Before answering she takes another bite) No.
Sky(Who is rolling her eyes at Sugar): Where did you even get that Sugar? You know what I don't actually care so don't bother answering my question.
Sky then looks over to Dave to see him coughing up some water, and she looks regretful, she is about to go help him when Ella goes over to Dave and helps him up.
{Confessional: Sky}
Sky(Who looks sad and regretful): After Pahkitew, I broke up with my boyfriend in hopes of getting together with Dave, but no such luck, I couldn't even find him. Even though it's been two years, since Pahkitew, I just want to apologize to Dave for the whole boyfriend situation.
{Confessional: Ends}
Dave(Who is smiling): Thanks, Ella.
Ella: Of course my wonderful prince.
Dave: Please don't call me that.
Chris: Greetings, old friends.
Heather(Coughs up a starfish, throws it away): I am not your friend!
Gwen(Who is smirking): Aw, somebody misses her Hunny-Bunny.
Heather: Who, Alejandro? As if! I'm glad he isn't back, that handsome jerk.
Duncan: Yeah, whatever you say, "Hunny-bunny." (He and Gwen snicker, then first bump as Courtney glares at the two).
Courtney(Now glaring at Chris): You're gonna pay for my dry cleaning.
Chris: No I'm not; new contracts, 'member?
{Confessional: Courtney}
Courtney: Same old Chris, but a whole new mechanical Island. (Flicks a fly out of her way, but it hits the confessional with a bang) What, is everything besides us mechanical.
{Confessional: Ends}
Chris: In fact, I have a lot to go over, so if you all could follow me to where I will be explaining everything.
The scene then cuts to where The Floating Salmon lived in, their time during Pahkitew.
Chris: As you can see the treehouse the The Floating Salmon built is still stable somehow, but to make sure nobody lives in there after they failed the challenge we are destroying it. (Chris then gets a remote control out of his pocket and presses a button which makes the tree and the treehouse disappear in the ground.) So as you saw I made the tree disappear, because from now on this remote will be the only thing that can control the island.
Jasmine: To address the elephants in the room, I think we all have about the same questions to be asked. 1. Why is Scarlett here she tried to kill us?
Scarlett(Who is smirking): Love you too Jas.
Max: Yes good question gigant lady, why must my ex-sidekick be here, she betrayed her master, me (Evil Laughter)
Dave: Really, I think the question should be why is Max here, come on he obviously floated, the only reason they didn't vote him off is because The Floating Salmon was filled with flops.
Anne Maria(Who is spraying her hair): Not to agree with crybaby over here, that team were just losers who didn't deserve to win.
Jo: Oh, says the one who only sprayed her hair and made out with Vito.
Jasmine: Okay we are getting off topic. Question 2. You say that remote is the only thing that controls the island, but what about the control room that controlled the whole island.
Chris: I was getting to that Jasmine. If you remember there were like three entrances to the control room, well I made it almost impossible to get in there now. Even if someone gets this remote they have no chance of getting them unlocked. But once again almost impossible, nothing impossible. Can I get back to explaining rules for this season, please?
They then all mostly nod.
Chris: Thank you. So this season we decided to make this season's living quarters easy. In Pahkitew Island they had to sleep outside and pretty much starve. Well we got lots of complaints so we brought back the mess hall. (All of a sudden the mess hall drops down from a crane) The meals they will be surviving are like the ones in Season 1 & 4. But those are for the losing team, if your team wins they get to stay in this mansion. (A mansion then drops down by crane and the contestants look in amazement) So the winners will be staying here, everytime they win. Feathered beads, Feathered pillows, gourmet dinners, gourmet breakfast, anything you can ask for will be there. But the losers will have to sleep outside but they can't sleep in the mess hall. So let's get you into teams. And in honor of your All-Star status, I'm dividing you into teams based on your past performances: (Grins) Heroes vs. Villains.
{Confessional: Scarlett}
Scarlett: Of course of last season with the whole island almost blowing up, I will be on the Villains. Even though I've had mental and psychical help, nobody will believe me.
{Confessional: Heather}
Heather: Obviously I'll be on the villain's team. And I'll be running it by lunch.
{Confessional: Gwen}
Gwen: Heroes vs. Villains? (Sighs) Guess Duncan and I won't be on the same team, unless Chris considers Duncan a hero. Chuckles) Yeah right.
{Confessionals: Ends}
Chris: Heather, Sugar, Jo, Lightning, Max, Sky, Scott, Scarlett, Anne Maria, Duncan & Gwen. (The robot tosses Gwen by Duncan) From now on, you're the Villainous Vultures!
Lightning(Cheering): Sha-team!
Gwen(In shock): What? Why am I on the villains' team?
Courtney(Glaring, standing tall): Because you stole my boyfriend and became the new Heather!
Chris(Smirks): Yeah, what she said.
Gwen: But I've done so many good things! I'm not a villain; I'm nice!
Duncan: (Puts his hand on her shoulder) Being bad is cool! And now we're on the same team, so that's good, right?
Gwen: (Slumps over) I guess….
{Confessional: Duncan}
Duncan(Moaning): Oh man, I only came back for Gwen! She better not sulk the whole time, or I might at well be dating Courtney. (Shivers) yeah right.
{Confessional Ends}
Sky(Who raises her hand): But what did I exactly do?
Scarlett: Well you didn't tell Dave that you had a boyfriend, lead him on, broke his little heart in pieces, he voted for himself off and you didn't even say goodbye, in the finale you groaned when you got him as a helper twice, kissed him, lead him on again, and then he had to learn that you had a boyfriend the whole time from douchebag McLean.
Sky(Glaring at Scarlett): Well it's great that you haven't changed Scarlett.
Chris: But she's right. Brick, Mike, Jasmine, Ella, Cody, Zoey, Dave, Cameron, Shawn, Owen, Courtney & Sierra, (The robot wheels Sierra over to the Heroes) you're the Heroic Hamsters!
Dave: Excuse me, how are hamsters heroic?
Chris:It was that, or the Heroic Hippos.
Dave: Hamsters it is!
Jo: Wait a minute; they have 12 to our 11! No fair!
Chris: I needed the seat on the plane for that Ezekiel prank! (Jo glares at him) Fine, you can have the robot. (Pushes a remote on another remote, sending the robot wheeling and beeping over to the villains)
Scott: I thought your robot could talk.
Chris: (Shrugged) Meh, the communications chip cracked while I was in the hooskow.
Owen: (To Cameron): Was that English?
The robot wheels over to Heather
Heather: (Pushes the robot away) Keep your distance, toadster!
{Confessional: Heather}
Heather(Shuddering): Ugh, there is something about that robot I just don't like!
{Confessional Ends}
Chris: Your first challenge will be in an hour so go to the dinning hall to eat, and get ready for the first challenge.
The screen then cuts to Chris on top of a mountain
Chris: 24 All-Stars, Two Million Dollars and fully operational island. Who will win, what will the first challenge be. Find out next time on…. Total …. Drama….All-Stars.
So the first chapter is done. Sorry it's so long, I wanted to include a lot of the third gen's dialogue considering it will be hard to make up new dialogue for characters who weren't in the original All-Stars. I still need to think of the first challenge and other challenges, so it might take awhile for me to upload the next chapter.
Teams
Heroic Hamsters: Brick, Mike, Jasmine, Ella, Cody, Zoey, Dave, Cameron, Shawn, Owen, Courtney & Sierra
Villainous Vultures: Heather, Sugar, Jo, Sky, Max, Lightning, TD Robot, Scott, Scarlett, Duncan, Anne Maria & Gwen