Cartman went to Kyle's house, slamming on his door with a giant log. "KYLE! KYLEEE!" Cartman yelled as he pounded the door. Kyle came down stairs annoyed as it was 11pm on a school night, surprisingly his parents didn't respond to the noise, most likely making out in their room as always.
Kyle opened the door, being smacked in the face by the log that Cartman was pounding onto the door. He started to bleed, "What the fuck, ow god damn it!" Kyle screams. Cartman replies, "DUDE, KYLE! Like we should go to the park!" "Why so you can lose some weight for once Cartman?" Kyle chuckles as he said that, though he was still tired.
"Dude I'm not even fat so shut the hell up! Now let's go!" Cartman pulled Kyle, forcing him to go to the park, at... 11pm...
"Jesus, why do you even want to go to the park, it's late we have school..." Kyle complained, Cartman responded, "Fuck school, school is for stupid losers who want to waste 90% of their fucking life on shit." Cartman then went on and on about how school is for stupid people, but let's be honest he is fat.
Japanese people jump out of the bushes as they we're walking, "Anata no orokana kodomo-tachi ni anata no kuso okane o kudasai, watashitachiha Hirohito no tame ni sorera o hitsuyō to shite imasu!" "Holy Shit!" They both yelled, the Japanese people then grabbed Kyle shaking him.
The amazing KENNY comes to save the day, jumping onto the Japanese that was shaking Kyle, as he stabbed him with a pencil, "Ah fuck yeah!" Cartman screamed. The second Japanese screamed, "BANZAIII!" A bayonet stabbed through Kenny as the pencil goes through the Japanese person's neck.
Cartman screams, "Kenny!" Kyle runs over to Kenny, "Those Japanese bastards!"
Hours later as Kenny is in the hospital, the sound "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" can be heard from the other room. Kyle begins to cry, and he returns to where Cartman was sitting there waiting for a response from Kyle about Kenny.